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Toil-break edition

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Australia btfo

might torrent oblivion`

Class: Toilman

individual enterprise

wrap up me genitals m8

When I went to Yankland last year they kept asking me to sat "twart"
Took me a few minutes to realise they wanted me to say "twat"

Slightly less shit edition than that stupid australian

BRITAIN CRIES OUT FOR INDIVIDUAL ENTERPRISE

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the south will rise again

need a gf with shiny plump lips

very british problems + crimes of britain = ???

twowrt

theo my man

nazi

>tfw I look like a Quentin Blake illustration

how is /brit/ today? :)

no sex for six months now

youtube.com/watch?v=Nu-J16VQho8
>it's a reunion episode

>Poohampton

would drop kick that stupid fucking mutt so hard

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soydog OUT

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hha yeahh
six months is quite a bit of time...

It's cute but it's a sheepdog, not a truly runty pet dog.
What is it with women and wanting outdoors dogs and literal fighting dogs as surrogate babies?

youtu.be/XOwihbur34E

racist

>life is le pointless
>mother died today or was it yesterday I dunno because I'm sad
French literature.

lol oh my days haha

don't leave your woman alone with your dog
that's all i'm sayin'

love r tony despite everything

Listening to nine inch nails (the band)

Reckon today might be another Saturday wasted

howdy reddit

what do you mean by this

Mum invited me to a gig

every day is a day wasted for me

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>piercings

meant for

gross

wasted saturday but I have a three day weekend so I can waste monday too

>hur durr i is le jesus
>journey through desert is le hard because it jounrey through muh mind
Australian literature.

i once went to the zizzi in salisbury with my parents

>get to work
>bossman immediately messages me asking me to come to his office
>oh fug management must have finally figured out how much I'm slacking off
>figure I'm about to get shitcanned
>bossman asks me to shut the door behind me
>"user we're very pleased with your work so you were selected to receive a bonus this year"
Another day, another dollar lads.

>have to wait 2 more days until I see the girl in work again

Hate weekends

climbing up on solsbury hill

good lad

*pats on head*

up on melancholy hill lads x

now you know how people feel when they are subjected to your ugly face

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good choon

i've been told i look like a more rugged james dean

i don't know what you're talking about

cor blimes

poosings

posting from up on poppy hill here

wonder who the first person to tell a joke was

cheddar man

the lady eve probably

nassim taleb is a fraud

youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

probably some orangutan thinking he was funny by dropping a boulder on a kid or something

reminder
it's a cool idea you guise

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i have never heard this song

God

haha
mad

begone child

reported to gchq AND scotland yard

you will not get away with this you filthy nonce

this is nonce territory

>God

These are my favourite types of pictures.

naissssssss

why

does anyone else get into laughing fevers where you start to find really boring stuff incredibly funny and cant stop laughing oohh hahaha hee hee hAHHAHAhahah

would be based to live here

>would drop kick that stupid fucking mutt so hard

depressed lol

math.dartmouth.edu/~matc/Readers/HowManyAngels/Blanc.html

doing a read lads
according to some daft canadian bint there's no correlation between infinity and God
shall devote my life to proving her wrong

and your bird can sing

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go outside

NUKES MOTHER FUCKER

how could there be a correlation between two things that don't exist?

Really just wish the girl in work would not care that I'm engaged and just want to be with me

dire gimmick

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

already did

cenk my man

Get a real gf and stop posting nonce shit please

not much help in britain haha

not a fan of the 'look' all the royals have had since george iii
eyes are too close together
weak chins abound
they all look like failed abortions

>school lad swearing in the bus
>old bloke tells him to behave
>lad apologises and says hes autistic
Hmmm

proving that god exists mathematically is the point of that paper

really wish i wasnt an autistic lonely gf-less loser.

need my bollocks lathered up with liquidated pig food and let the runts have their way with them