Toil-break edition
/brit/
Australia btfo
might torrent oblivion`
Class: Toilman
individual enterprise
wrap up me genitals m8
When I went to Yankland last year they kept asking me to sat "twart"
Took me a few minutes to realise they wanted me to say "twat"
Slightly less shit edition than that stupid australian
BRITAIN CRIES OUT FOR INDIVIDUAL ENTERPRISE
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the south will rise again
need a gf with shiny plump lips
very british problems + crimes of britain = ???
twowrt
theo my man
nazi
>tfw I look like a Quentin Blake illustration
how is /brit/ today? :)
no sex for six months now
youtube.com
>it's a reunion episode
>Poohampton
would drop kick that stupid fucking mutt so hard
soydog OUT
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hha yeahh
six months is quite a bit of time...
It's cute but it's a sheepdog, not a truly runty pet dog.
What is it with women and wanting outdoors dogs and literal fighting dogs as surrogate babies?
racist
>life is le pointless
>mother died today or was it yesterday I dunno because I'm sad
French literature.
lol oh my days haha
don't leave your woman alone with your dog
that's all i'm sayin'
love r tony despite everything
Listening to nine inch nails (the band)
Reckon today might be another Saturday wasted
howdy reddit
what do you mean by this
Mum invited me to a gig
every day is a day wasted for me
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>piercings
meant for
gross
wasted saturday but I have a three day weekend so I can waste monday too
>hur durr i is le jesus
>journey through desert is le hard because it jounrey through muh mind
Australian literature.
i once went to the zizzi in salisbury with my parents
>get to work
>bossman immediately messages me asking me to come to his office
>oh fug management must have finally figured out how much I'm slacking off
>figure I'm about to get shitcanned
>bossman asks me to shut the door behind me
>"user we're very pleased with your work so you were selected to receive a bonus this year"
Another day, another dollar lads.
>have to wait 2 more days until I see the girl in work again
Hate weekends
climbing up on solsbury hill
good lad
*pats on head*
up on melancholy hill lads x
now you know how people feel when they are subjected to your ugly face
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good choon
i've been told i look like a more rugged james dean
i don't know what you're talking about
cor blimes
poosings
posting from up on poppy hill here
wonder who the first person to tell a joke was
cheddar man
the lady eve probably
nassim taleb is a fraud
probably some orangutan thinking he was funny by dropping a boulder on a kid or something
reminder
it's a cool idea you guise
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i have never heard this song
God
haha
mad
begone child
reported to gchq AND scotland yard
you will not get away with this you filthy nonce
this is nonce territory
>God
These are my favourite types of pictures.
naissssssss
why
does anyone else get into laughing fevers where you start to find really boring stuff incredibly funny and cant stop laughing oohh hahaha hee hee hAHHAHAhahah
would be based to live here
>would drop kick that stupid fucking mutt so hard
depressed lol
math.dartmouth.edu
doing a read lads
according to some daft canadian bint there's no correlation between infinity and God
shall devote my life to proving her wrong
and your bird can sing
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go outside
NUKES MOTHER FUCKER
how could there be a correlation between two things that don't exist?
Really just wish the girl in work would not care that I'm engaged and just want to be with me
dire gimmick
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
already did
cenk my man
Get a real gf and stop posting nonce shit please
not much help in britain haha
not a fan of the 'look' all the royals have had since george iii
eyes are too close together
weak chins abound
they all look like failed abortions
>school lad swearing in the bus
>old bloke tells him to behave
>lad apologises and says hes autistic
Hmmm
proving that god exists mathematically is the point of that paper
really wish i wasnt an autistic lonely gf-less loser.
need my bollocks lathered up with liquidated pig food and let the runts have their way with them