Today is Hayden's birthday! Say something nice about her!

Today is Hayden's birthday! Say something nice about her!

Is she still getting her tiny pussy wrecked by giant russian cock?

Yes :(

She was good in Malcolm In The Middle

I bet she has massive beef curtains by now.

>tiny pussy
haha yeah right

The only bigger disaster than her tits is her pussy

The only bigger disaster than her pussy is her career

My dream girl. Always has been. Only a couple weeks younger than me too.

>dream girl is a vile roastie

Great standards bro

Bro she's literally a middle eastern royal prostitute

They all are, no way around it. I get it though, you're gay. Maybe just accept yourself?

Is there evidence?

>they all are
>I've only slept with women that have had trains run on them

>He's Ukranian

She was more successful than most actors in Hollywood (she worked). Then she married a millionaire. Good for her.

For her tits look at literally any pic where she's showing cleavage and you can see how botched her boob job is

For her pussy just look at what came out of it or the guy that put it in her

she is easily hot enough to not need a boob job in the slightest... what a shame.

Fucking terrifying.

...

THAT...is a celeb sex tape I would want to see.

well she believes in chemtrails so hopefully she kills herself

It would be just like the Dany and Khal Drogo sex scenes in GoT season 1, only this little whore wouldn't pretend she doesn't love it.

Her and Hilary Duff have perfect smiles

>I've never slept with any woman at all
Remember when /r90k/ actually kept these beta cucks contained?

She's a small girl

I want to eat cereal out of her chest-bowl

Sorry to tell you, but you are never going to find a "pure virgin". They are all used goods. Therefore, if that falls outside your "standards", then every woman on Earth does and logic follows that you are thusly gay.

best part about Heroes
too bad her about her daddy issues

She's a womlet. I wouldn't have kids with any girl that's shorter than 6'.

That's hot as fuck.

>implying there's a difference

she's cute

That pusy isn't small, it's the fucking chunnel now.

It's also my birthday. Sorry for off-topic posting.

bitch is 5 foot! crazy small.

No way. I can guarantee you it's not.

She gave birth to that ape's spawn. Pic related.

So the demo job is done. The boxer may have a wrecking ball dick but he's swinging it under the st Louis arch now.

No that's some like 6'8" boxing god

My dream threesome is still prime Hayden and prime Kristen Bell.

MOMMY Hayden and Kristen would be good too though.

>but he's swinging it under the st Louis arch now.

vaginas being stretched out after birth is a retarded incel meme that should die out fast.

They literally get their cunt holes ripped and sewn up.

Not stretched.

Torn. Stitched back together after. Sometimes they'll just cut to make it cleaner.

>he actually believes this

Guys.

What if he is like comically small? And that's why he went for a midget. Like its not that small in the scheme of things, but on his gigantic body it looks micro.

just imagine if she had twins
woulda been some xenomorph tier birth

your husband is bad ass!

do you ever think she cosplayed as a cheerleader with her husband?

im glad that none of her shitty shows are talked about anymore

>1.55m

Everytime...

She looked a little less dumpy when she got implants. She's nowhere near hot enough to be getting nailed by her Ukranian boyfriend.

SLAV DESTROY POSSI URHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH STRECH

I hope all the rumors about her are true. Makes me diamonds.

Why are Slavs so fucking big?

That's called an episiotomy.
And it's only used in some cases.
It's less damage and faster healing than a c-section.
>t. woman who has actually given birth

And...? Girls like her were born to be cumdupsters.

Anyone have a current pic of her?
Preferably in a bikini or something
I wanna see how wrecked her body got from pregnancy

I learned on Reddit yesterday that Karlie Kloss is 6'2"

Jill yourself roastie.

Are you a fucking idiot? Sometimes a stretch is made from vagina all the way to the rectum.