/brit/

THEY SAY HELLO, THEY SAY HOLA AND THEY SAY BONJOUR
I’M PISSED I NEVER GOT TO FLY ON A CONCORDE
I'VE BEEN TO SOUTHAMPTON BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE
I’M FUCKING CRAZY WITH THE KICKS, CALL ME JEAN-CLAUDE
I’M ABOUT TO BE A BIGGER STAR THAN MY MUM THOUGHT
‘CAUSE EVERY DAY I GOT A GROUPIE AT MY FRONT DOOR
NOW I DRIVE PAST THE BUS I USED TO RUN FOR
WHERE’S MY FUCKING CLAP, WHERE’S MY ENCORE?
I WALK ALONE, ‘CAUSE I WAS BORN ALONE
I CHIRPS HER JUST FOR FUN, I NEVER EVER CALL HER PHONE
I LEAVE HER IN THE CLUB, I NEVER EVER WALK HER HOME
DL THE FUCKING FOUNDATION, I'M THE CORNERSTONE
I’M BORN FAMOUS, I’M SORT OF KNOWN
IF YOUR SON DOESN’T, I BET YOUR DAUGHTER KNOWS
CHECK OUT MY VISUAL, CHECK OUT MY AUDIO
EXTRA ORDINARY, YO, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW

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Why this pic?

love willy simple as

less testosterone = more sound of reason

prick

Russian Eurovision song lads
youtube.com/watch?v=Qu5kSWkZqOI

ew

ukip are russian stooges
major parties are rotten
think i'll skip next GE

The Jewish gf

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Vote Corbyn lad

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FKA twiggs? More like HIV Niggs

voting should be mandatory like in australia desu

need to find out how tall i am

anyone wanna get a beer in london x

based lyrics poster

yeah thanks x

he's another russian stooge
and sympathises with the IRA
nah

>Australia, Poland and Japan could join England in boycotting the World Cup if Russia's links to Salisbury poisoning of ex-Russian agent are confirmed

Based Poland. Eternal ally.

anime

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No refugees

No immigrants

British first

*violates the NAP*

where x

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he's here lads
the one and only

don't have a sister. do women talk about guys in their lives to their families? i would sooner kms than listen to it tbqh

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lots of girls from my school are getting pregnant these days

yes

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virgin freak

THESE NIGGAS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME, I AIN'T HEARD OF YOU

GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKING FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU

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nothing wrong with the IRA

nope

*is incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic*

why is /brit/ so much faster than /cum/? is it because of pub culture?

P U m8 take a shower.

Amusing that we have to wait for it to be “confirmed” by investigation as if it isn’t already confirmed by common sense

How do we tackle the obesity problem /brit/

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/brit/ is shit

there's not much multiculturalism in your anime

take a shower pooman

He condemned the IRA bombings on numerous occasions

reduce reuse recycle edition

kill all fat """people"""

london x

im turbo hammered lads
literally completely smashed

more romanian immigrants

I have lots of sex
you're not British

where abouts la

am unironically near leicester square or something

There has never been a post accompanied by a dabbing Pepe image worth its own bandwidth.

This is a fact.

Glad to see the Americans have already confirmed their boycott

the more I distance myself from "friends" and family, the more rorkish I become. Was a bit of a rorke to start with though tbf.

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might watch harry potter 1

weighing up my options

>1/4 adults are obese
Balderdash, Where do they get these statistics

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ah yes, poshos using this russian nonsense as an excuse to take away our football
is there nothing sacred left

don't see the US in their ladm8

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don't

Going to ring up my mum tomorrow, hoping you lads do too

twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/972562736243724288

i have not laughed this hard in fucking years
reddit.com/r/Cumtown/comments/83fok3/the_only_stand_up_i_want_to_watch_in_2018/

if the ending of cool runnings had gone down as it was depicted, it would involve a bunch of frozen solid black guys with horrific expressions on their faces crashing into the end post smashing into a million pieces like that lad in terminator 2, while everyone else laughs

Send fat people to camps to lose weight

which is the best supermarket chain in britain
serious question

do you not go outside?
plenty of people are fat in this country

he can "condemn" their violence while still sympathising with their cause
The man is an anti-imperialist socialist and is ultimately against Britain and its history as an imperialist power

>Obesity rates in EUROPE

The fat is crushing your brain Cletus.

>ah yes, poshos using this russian nonsense as an excuse to take away our football

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better

kill the skinnies

youtube.com/watch?v=7elqKxMImyI

tune

I was driving back from toil and the car behind me slammed into a road sign/cones that I switched lanes to avoid.

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Nothing wrong with opposing imperalism

>the more I distance myself from "friends" and family, the more rorkish I become. Was a bit of a rorke to start with though tbf.

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hello FAT loser

Tea:

XL Wedges and garlic mayo from justeat
16x regular kitkats
2x share packs of dorito cool breeze
6x packs of butterkist sweet popcorn

rate, tummy is full

Come tower bridge and I'll take you to a nice pub on the thames. Your buying though

yes there is if you're British

*rubs your belly*

treating /brit/ to a rare good choon as shit ones get posted mostly
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Why?

Enjoy this idiotic gimmick

i hope everyone of these posts are lies

What is a regular kitkat?

anime

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>made you click on my post
>type ~50 characters
>solve a CAPTCHA
>get annoyed
>lose your coo
and
>give me a free (You)

ta la xx

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>Your buying though

ABSoloutely not London is fuck expensive

are yer being serious but?

maybe Londoners are more fit because I see only see one obese person out of every 100 people

screaming
what the fuck is cumtown

picture proof

What the fuck was that bullshit?

The fatties get culled by the roving islamist gangs

Might get my mum a big black man

that's weird, I live in london too and I see plenty of fatties here

because being imperial is a part of our culture

post films women will never understand

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