THEY SAY HELLO, THEY SAY HOLA AND THEY SAY BONJOUR
I’M PISSED I NEVER GOT TO FLY ON A CONCORDE
I'VE BEEN TO SOUTHAMPTON BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE
I’M FUCKING CRAZY WITH THE KICKS, CALL ME JEAN-CLAUDE
I’M ABOUT TO BE A BIGGER STAR THAN MY MUM THOUGHT
‘CAUSE EVERY DAY I GOT A GROUPIE AT MY FRONT DOOR
NOW I DRIVE PAST THE BUS I USED TO RUN FOR
WHERE’S MY FUCKING CLAP, WHERE’S MY ENCORE?
I WALK ALONE, ‘CAUSE I WAS BORN ALONE
I CHIRPS HER JUST FOR FUN, I NEVER EVER CALL HER PHONE
I LEAVE HER IN THE CLUB, I NEVER EVER WALK HER HOME
DL THE FUCKING FOUNDATION, I'M THE CORNERSTONE
I’M BORN FAMOUS, I’M SORT OF KNOWN
IF YOUR SON DOESN’T, I BET YOUR DAUGHTER KNOWS
CHECK OUT MY VISUAL, CHECK OUT MY AUDIO
EXTRA ORDINARY, YO, HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW
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Why this pic?
love willy simple as
less testosterone = more sound of reason
prick
Russian Eurovision song lads
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ew
ukip are russian stooges
major parties are rotten
think i'll skip next GE
The Jewish gf
Vote Corbyn lad
FKA twiggs? More like HIV Niggs
voting should be mandatory like in australia desu
need to find out how tall i am
anyone wanna get a beer in london x
based lyrics poster
yeah thanks x
he's another russian stooge
and sympathises with the IRA
nah
>Australia, Poland and Japan could join England in boycotting the World Cup if Russia's links to Salisbury poisoning of ex-Russian agent are confirmed
Based Poland. Eternal ally.
anime
No refugees
No immigrants
British first
*violates the NAP*
where x
he's here lads
the one and only
don't have a sister. do women talk about guys in their lives to their families? i would sooner kms than listen to it tbqh
lots of girls from my school are getting pregnant these days
yes
virgin freak
THESE NIGGAS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME, I AIN'T HEARD OF YOU
GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKING FACE 'FORE I MURDER YOU
nothing wrong with the IRA
nope
*is incredibly racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic*
why is /brit/ so much faster than /cum/? is it because of pub culture?
P U m8 take a shower.
Amusing that we have to wait for it to be “confirmed” by investigation as if it isn’t already confirmed by common sense
How do we tackle the obesity problem /brit/
/brit/ is shit
there's not much multiculturalism in your anime
take a shower pooman
He condemned the IRA bombings on numerous occasions
reduce reuse recycle edition
kill all fat """people"""
london x
im turbo hammered lads
literally completely smashed
more romanian immigrants
I have lots of sex
you're not British
where abouts la
am unironically near leicester square or something
There has never been a post accompanied by a dabbing Pepe image worth its own bandwidth.
This is a fact.
Glad to see the Americans have already confirmed their boycott
the more I distance myself from "friends" and family, the more rorkish I become. Was a bit of a rorke to start with though tbf.
might watch harry potter 1
weighing up my options
>1/4 adults are obese
Balderdash, Where do they get these statistics
ah yes, poshos using this russian nonsense as an excuse to take away our football
is there nothing sacred left
don't see the US in their ladm8
don't
Going to ring up my mum tomorrow, hoping you lads do too
i have not laughed this hard in fucking years
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if the ending of cool runnings had gone down as it was depicted, it would involve a bunch of frozen solid black guys with horrific expressions on their faces crashing into the end post smashing into a million pieces like that lad in terminator 2, while everyone else laughs
Send fat people to camps to lose weight
which is the best supermarket chain in britain
serious question
do you not go outside?
plenty of people are fat in this country
he can "condemn" their violence while still sympathising with their cause
The man is an anti-imperialist socialist and is ultimately against Britain and its history as an imperialist power
>Obesity rates in EUROPE
The fat is crushing your brain Cletus.
>ah yes, poshos using this russian nonsense as an excuse to take away our football
better
kill the skinnies
I was driving back from toil and the car behind me slammed into a road sign/cones that I switched lanes to avoid.
Nothing wrong with opposing imperalism
>the more I distance myself from "friends" and family, the more rorkish I become. Was a bit of a rorke to start with though tbf.
hello FAT loser
Tea:
XL Wedges and garlic mayo from justeat
16x regular kitkats
2x share packs of dorito cool breeze
6x packs of butterkist sweet popcorn
rate, tummy is full
Come tower bridge and I'll take you to a nice pub on the thames. Your buying though
yes there is if you're British
*rubs your belly*
treating /brit/ to a rare good choon as shit ones get posted mostly
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Why?
Enjoy this idiotic gimmick
i hope everyone of these posts are lies
What is a regular kitkat?
anime
>made you click on my post
>type ~50 characters
>solve a CAPTCHA
>get annoyed
>lose your coo
and
>give me a free (You)
ta la xx
hehehehhhihihihihihihihihhehehehihhiiiiiiiiii
]:
>Your buying though
ABSoloutely not London is fuck expensive
are yer being serious but?
maybe Londoners are more fit because I see only see one obese person out of every 100 people
screaming
what the fuck is cumtown
picture proof
What the fuck was that bullshit?
The fatties get culled by the roving islamist gangs
Might get my mum a big black man
that's weird, I live in london too and I see plenty of fatties here
because being imperial is a part of our culture
post films women will never understand