THE STREETS ARE NOT ENOUGH

New images from Mumbai, India's trade and commerce capital, are providing insights into the capabilities of the South Asian soon-to-be superpower's latest in rocket propulsion technology. The new top-of-the-line weapons unveiled yesterday in a private ceremony for high officials and military leaders are described to have "exceptionally improved payload capacity" and "unprecedented radius and range of devastation".

One senior official with the Indian Department of Defense's press team, interviewed immediately after the briefing, declined to make any major statement on the weapons demonstration, noting only that the development of the new weapons would "help ensure Indian cultural integrity across geopolitical boundaries" and that the recent developments, while seemingly politically aggressive, "reflect only our national urge to excrete duplicitous and unfriendly forces from Indian sovereign territories and interests, no more".

Meanwhile, political observers and analysts in Pakistan and China have stated their certainty that the new weapons represent a far more belligerent intent. Experts assert that the new missiles are designed to explode over targets to generate a wider fallout, pointing to the shift from advanced metallic/ceramic shells to a more traditional clay-based, open-air design. One commentator noted this as a dangerous indication that the missiles could be repurposed to disseminate biological contaminants as well as conventional explosives.

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>yfw indians are building rockets just to bomb other countries with shit
>yfw india plots to cover the whole planet in poo
>yfw this is just one small step for India but one giant skidmark for all mankind
Superpower 2020

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PLANET

INDIA

2020

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Did some Pajeet steal your girlfriend?

probably lives in a designated shitting city like Brampton or Milton too

Have you never heard of an expat?

probably this guy

>Indian chads started stealing white men's jobs and wives
Is there any hope for the melanin-deprived to ever recover

>the missiles could be repurposed to disseminate biological contaminants
Is this poo weapons?

>duplicitous and unfriendly forces from Indian sovereign territories and interests

Are you retarded? I'm pretty sure India owns no sovereign territory or maintains any national interests outside their own borders.

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Are you retarded? Do you know anything about India?

youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

Germany over 70 years ago.

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disgusting

>t. buttmad kashmiri

India has claim to fuck all, moron.

I don’t see Germany using this to send pooaloo missiles.

Germany today

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that is not in berlin

racist

Yes it is, it says so in the filename

the filename is wrong
t. knower

No it isn't

Then where is it smartass?