>"Quick Jon, get on the dragon" >"No Jon, you'll have to jump higher" >"No Jon, higher, I said you have to jump higher* >"Oh bloody hell.. Here take my hand"
okay... WHAT THE FUCK D&D??? Between this and Dany saying that Jon is "too small" for her - I mean seriously? What the fuck is their problem. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SHORT
Ethan Gomez
The funny thing is that he isn't even short, 5"8 is literally above average anywhere in the world
Caleb Garcia
5'6" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.
I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
Isaiah Lee
Everytime this pasta is posted I swear E-sports creeps higher up that list.
Michael Evans
>last episode Gendry makes fun of his height >this episode Dany calls him too small They're going all out on destroying Kit Harrington, goddamn.
Angel Taylor
t.manlet
Landon Jones
When will they learn?
Elijah Richardson
Dany needs Dothraki dick. Fuck Jon the manlet.
Benjamin Perry
>pounded by Khal Drogo's massive Dothraki cock dozens of times >show expects me to believe she'll be satisfied with Jon's tiny pecker Of all the bullshit things in the show, this one has to take the cake.
Cameron Foster
He's not wrong though, anything from 5'8 to 6'3 is perfect
Thomas Gutierrez
Tyrion called him short too kek
Lucas Russell
> Jon, I'm here to save you! Quick jump on my dragon! > Naw I'm good, let me kill a few more zombies
Wtf D&D?
Jose Torres
Torrent WHERE?
Joseph James
This was honestly the most contrived episode in the entire series. Absolutely nothing followed any logic, every single action was to meet some part of the script they wrote.
Elijah Nguyen
I like to think that part plays into Dany saying how the men who fall for her do stupid things in order to impress her. But that might be giving dabid too much credit
Isaiah Jenkins
He was ragin the dragon died
Aaron Morris
My wife and I have been together for 4 years, married for 8 months. Late last night we were lying in bed post-sex, her head on my shoulder. We were talking about kids. Names and such. A few minutes go by of no talking. Then she says, "with all of the problems, you've had with your height... Maybe we should think about getting a sperm donor." I was completely shocked. After a few seconds of silence she says "sweety?" and looks up at me. I close my eyes instantly and present to be asleep. How could she ask me that? I can't even begin to explain how much it hurts to know she doesn't think I'm good enough to father her children. I lay awake all last night unable to sleep. In the past I've told her about my insecurities - the way some girls have treated me because of my height, as you do when you trust someone. It's not fair and it sucks to be judged on something you can't change, but I'm still successful and looked up to by people (figuratively, not physically of course :P). I've never once suggested sperm donation, she thought it up all on her own. I honestly don't know what to say to her about this. There is virtually nothing that she could have said that would have hurt me more, surely she knows that. I have a tendency of biting my tongue, sucking it up and saying nothing, but I feel like I have to say something. I am honestly considering walking out on her. In what universe is it okay to ask a man something like that? I need some kind of advice. Is this an okay question to ask? Am I overreacting? (by the way I'm 5' 11")
Hunter Jenkins
WATCH THE INSIDE THE EPISODE
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SAY THAT JON HAD TO STAY BEHIND TO DEFEAT WWS. HE WAS A MEDAL OF HONOR TYPE OF GUY THAT WAS LITERALLY FALLING ON THE GRENADE AT THAT TIME BUT REALLY HE DELAYED DANY INSTEAD. FAILED GRENADE FALLING. THAT LAST PART WAS MY INTERPRETATION.
Bentley Hughes
Honestly it was so bad that I had completely forgotten about that retarded fucking Arya/Sansa subplot
>DUDE ARYA IS EVIL NOW LMAO
just fucking leak this last episode already so I can be done with this trash for another year FUCK
Hudson Watson
>inside the episode
I couldn't finish it. They're literally retarded.
Owen Barnes
whole season has felt like that, it's like a bad anime spinoff series sometimes. then again, i'm happy it's wrapping up finally.
Dylan Sanchez
Oh I'm laffin!
Hunter Brooks
How did Kit Harington let them get away with this?
Jaxon Powell
lol
Anthony Hughes
you tell her exactly that
Julian Perez
It's true you faggots. Stop pretending it's not to make yourselves feel superior to others just because you haven't done anything worthwhile in your lives.
Ryan Watson
triggered the manlet
Josiah Bailey
$1.1 million an episode would do that.
Hunter Gray
Because like how Jon Snow is better at fighting than politics, Kit is better at fight choreography than acting
Gavin Stewart
>Benjen Stark died because he had to lift Jon up on the horse because he couldn't reach
Eli Walker
I'm 5'2. I've just accepted I'm going to die alone.
Isaac Russell
why didn't they bring horses with them north of the wall? then they could've just slung the wight over one of them and ridden back. It's obviously not far away since gendry ran all the way back without stopping. like why the fuck did they go out onto the ice instead of just running?
Zachary Murphy
i'd happily trade your height for my face & teeth
Leo Turner
he was afraid that the two zombies that were running towards the dragon will kill it and rape dany.