so let me get this straight... during 725 (SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE) episodes of star trek , there was literally not a single person ordering an ice cold can of coca cola?
people ordered earl gray tea, blood wine, raqqtachino, kanaar, root beer and whatever the fuck else not, but no soda pops? give me a fucking break and take this piece of shit tv show to the crapper with you.
Jonathan Peterson
The formula was lost in the great war.
Kayden Robinson
are you serious or just fucking with me?
Angel Martinez
Reminder the replicator didn't even know what 'HOT PLAIN TOMATO SOUP' was until Tom sperged out
Leo Morgan
Have you seen a coke in the show? No? Because the recipe was lost, dummy.
Andrew Gomez
how could something of such huge importance get lost?
Oliver Bennett
Khan banned it back in 1994.
Ethan Clark
No carbonated sugary beverages in the utopian future, user
Zachary Rogers
The exact recipie is proprietary. By the time chemical replicators existed a real bottle or can hadn't been brewed in centuries. They could make cola, but people only really like cola based on branding. Pretty much any other fizzy drink is better.
Roddenberry knew this, and the others carry on his wise legacy. Also licencing.
Tyler Wilson
People have good taste in the future, it seems.
Parker Morgan
I think they had a Coke dispenser in the mess hall on Enterprise. It's never right in your face on screen but it's there.
Landon Nelson
Libtards won and outlawed anything unhealthy because they lack self control
Mason Johnson
This is confirmed false in DS9 when humans drink root beer.
Logan Smith
The bubbling Jew was eliminated along with all others in the Eugenics Wars. Notice nobody smokes weed either.
Jaxon Davis
It's a progressive Utopia, user. People have gotten rid of these things, along with all the other problematic concepts that still plague our modern society such as:
Sugar Alcohol/Cigarettes/Drugs Christianity Islamophobia Capitalism/Private Property Patriarchy White Supremacy Hate-speech 2nd Amendment National Souvereignty/Nations etc.
People are way too progressive to drink some sugar-filled soda. In the progessive future people will drink reasonable beverages like water or unsweetened tea.
Charles Lee
but the replicator can make anything with perfectly balanced nutrition, in fact it's the default setting
remember when Troi had to specifically ask for real chocolate?
Leo Young
>Alcohol/Cigarettes/Drugs >Capitalism/Private Property >2nd Amendment >National Souvereignty/Nations Have you ever watched Star Trek before?
Benjamin Gomez
Coke is the best thing ever. even if humanity was wiped out, I could see the Coca Cola corporation existing on through other alien races we made contact with. Maybe the Borg:
Dylan Thomas
They don't realize that Trek is a liberal masturbatory fantasy and not a socialist or communist one.
Hell, they outright give you perfect Communism with the Borg.
Christian Price
>liberal
That's a funny way to write National Socialist.
Adrian Moore
Based Ricardo knew what's up
Parker Reed
wtf? I hate trek now, thanks cunt
Ryder Flores
Eh, modern social liberalism is pretty much socialism-lite, so there's going to be overlaps.
Gene was a hippie liberal, and it shows.
Adam Cox
>they've gotten rid of christianity and islamaphobia, but not islam
kek
Jacob Ross
Original soda was made using limestone you jerkoff.
Joshua Young
The in universe "coke" is implied to be sluggo cola on one episode of ds9.
Zachary Jones
you forgot white people
Brayden Lee
>i think
Joseph Russell
that's why they've no diabetes or morbidly obese people in the future
Joshua Wood
Wanting to get rid of Islam is Islamophobia, but they've already gotten rid of that so Islam still exists.
Aaron Peterson
Everyone tried to order "soda", but the machine only knew what "pop" was.
Nathan Green
Have you, cunt?
Eli Jenkins
>Borgs have a Queen >Gommunism
Jose Collins
>Gommunism
Anthony Cox
but Picard's family owned a vineyard and his brother was making wine the old way Scotty also was famous for getting drunk, and even drinks in the TNG episode when he comes back
also they have shown multiple times that Federation planets still rule themselves and have only follow some guidelines like no slavery etc.
Nolan Bailey
A single moral leader is fine. Marx said such.
Everyone else is classless and a carbon copy of one another. The races and governments that don't fit, are left alone.
Parker Peterson
to be honest they added her after TNG was over
Aaron Gutierrez
>All these people taking the bait
Grayson Ward
agreed, also >no big macs/mcnuggets >no video games >one bathroom on the whole ship >over 1000 crew, and only like 3 holodecks (must have been huge wait lists, also picard and friends can come in and kick you out anytime so he can larp as a private dick)
Jack Gutierrez
thats funny because the only places its not soda are in flyover states
Elijah Wilson
>one bathroom on the whole ship What the fuck What if you had the shits? Did diarrhea just not exist in space? Did people just squat and wafflestomp it down in the sonic showers?
Gavin Harris
>> all the other problematic concepts that still plague our modern society such as: >>Christianity >>Islamophobia
Lucas Diaz
They drink all the time. Picard buys dinner for that broad in Measure of a Man, Bones talks about owning a boat, etc. Damn near every colony has guns. Prime Directive, several species don't operate with unified planets, ENT has more than one nation on Earth, colonies are allowed autonomy, etc.
Fuck off faggot.
Luis Wood
the Federation respects intellectual property so of course they don't have it
Parker Howard
>non-TNG Borg REEEEEE
Juan Kelly
>Christianity >Islamophobia top jej
Jaxon Green
ever heard of a Root Beer?
James Bailey
They beamed their feces/urine out of their bodies
Angel Gomez
ROOT BEER DOMINATION GET FUCKED COKEHEADS
Lucas Richardson
>computer activate picard shitting program alpha pi
Andrew Collins
Soda is dropping in popularity right now in case you havent noticed.