"A General For The Discussion of British Culture"
Milton-Keynes Edition
Sister Thread: Pay Our Teachers Like We Pay Our Footballers! sub-edition
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Chuckled
Dead thread
fuck wypipo
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Ah yes, the Australian education minister
don't knock based peter
Andrew Hastie is the only GOAT Australian politician
Lads how much do you spend on an average night out?
Just ate 600g of baked beans for lunch
>A few months after becoming a Member of Parliament, Hastie linked Islam to terrorism, calling for Islam to reform and for the religion to 'cohere with the Australian way of life'.[31]In response to this and statements by other Government MPs, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull identified him as having been briefed byASIOon the dangers of using inflammatory language about Islam.[32]
>Hastie has been described as a "prominent conservative" member of the Liberal Party by journalistLatika Bourkeand Professor of Politics at the University of Adelaide Carol Johnson.[37][38]He opposessame-sex marriage.[39][40]
>He has said the ADF should not be fundingsex change operations.[41][42][43
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On 28 April 2013 Australian forces were involved in an operation inZabulprovince which saw the right hands of three insurgents severed following an engagement.[16][17]The incident involved the troop Hastie commanded, although he was not present at the time
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Didn't know so many actors could do british accents convincingly youtu.be
Is it something all yanks can do lads? and vice-versa, can all brits do american accents?
Nothing. I nick cash when and where I can.
You're a nigger on the inside
*teleports behind you*
Why are you so keen on auspol?
watched every single episode of the chaser's war on everything several times and then it was all downhill from there
Fuck absolute stonker of a show desu
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agreed
top-tier brucekino
>muh crocodile attacks
Doesn't this prove giving Africans and Asians British citizenship has been a huge mistake though? The insane idea that being born in Britain makes someone just as British as ethnically English/Welsh/Scottish people because their passport says 'United Kingdom' like we're America is just retarded. People don't move to this cloudy, cold, bland country to become us they come here because it is wealthier than their home country with zero intention of becoming like the natives and to be fair them why should they? You asking them to accept the fact their culture is shite and to disconnect themselves from their link to their ancestors and to distort their future.
Preemptive Cheddar man was black (or at least had dark skin) so English people don't exist because evolution doesn't exist or something.
you're a retard
boring
Brown hands
nope
your argument is more than 200 words, therefore it's not concise enough
really really need a piss
BR?
I want to fuck her in every hole in her body capable of accommodating a penis.
both of my younger brothers now have had multiple gfs
hope I get enough confidence to kill myself this year haha
haha
whacky goose
Younger brothers generally have lower testosterone and despite their biological disadvantage they're still better than you at getting laid. What a fucking loser you.
Emma Watson wants me inside her. She begs for my cock.
Need to die ASAP
no she doesn't
be quiet
I want to smell her farts.
no you don't
be quiet
gf said she loved me
bit worried now as it seems this relationship is getting serious
*pins you down and holds a knife to your throat*
you ready m8?
women are incapable of love
*cums*
Might be time to tell her you're married
Have a girl I went to uni with that I was good friends with and we talked on the phone today and she told me she misses me, even more than she misses anybody else in the group. What does it mean?
Is it guy to buy clothes at next? I bought some jeans and jumpers and the lads called me a bender
Is it gay*
Lol, maybe I am bent with guys on the mind haha
>women are incapable of love
She's gauging your emotional reaction for anthropic modeling. Hoping you make it to the second round, bro
Imagine taking a big old whiff of her bumhole. Must be heavenly.
post her bum
the roastie is here
Meeting the date in 10 lads fucking hell hate this always get so nervous and sweaty (the latter figuratively speaking)
What's with this clothes meme? Read the Garden of Eden story and I still don't get it
Make sure you establish the secret handshake on the first date so you don't get skinwalked
Unbelievable
call her a poo nigger
tay
a
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Wouldn't mind sucking the dust out of those tits then dropping her son off at school.
Some tranny just asked for spare change lol
Needless to say I told him I had none but I actually did ;)
She's pretty cute for an old lady
>tfw you will never hook up with a chill cougar
>tfw you'll never go over to hers maybe a couple of times a week to sit on the couch with her, watch a shit movie and then make out / fuck
Trying to whip up a dating profile that caters to a mature audience without being overt
very distracting edition
Just saw some bird at Brixton with drop pants that had emojis on them.
nice flag you have there
"Hi I'm Daan, I've got a large willy and a nice bum"
there you go lad
hi
im looking for honest posters
Thank you.
There are no cougars in online dating anyway
this is the future of the UK and is beautiful
I've had so so many possible relationships that I've fucked up by
A) inexperience
B) being in the wrong frame of mind
Feels like I've used up all my opportunities and now it's too late
*gives you a kerosene lamp*
Best of luck, stranger
he looks like a 14 year old Swedish kid
nobody cares fag
Just be yourself
he drinks a whiskey drink
he drinks a vodka drink
he drinks a lager drink
he drinks a cider drink
ableist
dumb frogposter
love me some whiskey
imagine that
Can't stop thinking of this angel. Wow
saw an absolutely peng niggress just now
post fucking machines
>peng
are you a nigger?
stop calling me frog thank u very niuchj
What was her sign
>Missy Woods
>born in 1985
Wow........ Porn is hard on a person.
Is putting sugar in tea an old person thing? Can't think of a single person my age who does it
Used to have a bit of a crush on Emma Watson as a kid but between her feminist shit and this Yank obsessed with her I now find her a bit disgusting.
niggers need to be exterminated
hello racist
>1985