Its a Truman eats little caesars pizza for the 6th day in a row because he has given up trying episode

>its a Truman eats little caesars pizza for the 6th day in a row because he has given up trying episode

>it's a Truman comes home at 2am on a Monday morning and masturbates to anal gape porn for 3 hours and then just goes straight to work without even showering

Even his friends are starting to worry about him now, it's not fun any more.

it's a truman faps several times a day to crossplay porn episode

>it's a Truman realizes the love of his life is gone and just feels like giving up episode

>It's a truman ties a noose made out of his sweater and tries to hang himself but the sweater breaks and he has to go to work in the freezing cold episode.

if you crisp it up in the toaster oven a little more than what you get it it's like ten times better.

>it's a Truman periodically refreshes the catalog and ctrl Fs "simps" in order to find a new Sneed thread episode

>its a truman researches suicide methods at 4AM episode while stroking his limp dick

>It's a Truman masturbates 4 times a day for 2 weeks straight episode while the audience cackles at the hilarious wind in the curtains.

>it's a truman buys a dildo and finds the pleasures of fucking himself silly like a good sissy episode

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>Its a Truman eats nothing but donut holes and plays Europa Universalis IV in the basement for two days straight episode.

>yfw chuck posting will never catchup

Thanks

>its a Truman realizes that the only thing he has to a close friend left him after he asked her for sex episode

>its a Truman realizes he has no real friends, only people that tolerate him episode

How would the directors handle Truman being a murderer? Would they just catch him, or would they make the fake police solve the murder spree?

>it's a Truman is ordering McNuggets at the drive through and says "McNiggers" by accident
did they go too far?

Assuming that all the other characters were just actors, I suspect it would be the end of the show.

>Giving up prison drama views
No way

You could had said what's up McNugguh.

>it's a Truman can't remember if he actually slept during that hard four hours he spent on the couch with a bag of popcorn episode

Why didn't they just do the show on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere instead of constructing a ridiculous af dome?

>it's a truman meets a sissy slut online and tries to erp with him :3

>It's a Truman's white nationalist digital alter-ego is getting increasingly violent and antisemitic while his wife keeps commenting on how she's never seen him this happy before episode

>its a Truman rubs his 11 year old half hard pee pee on his dogs warm butthole to see what its like episode

>It's a Truman goes to prison and has to join a Neo-Nazi gang to keep himself from being raped by the BBC episode (only on the BBC network!)
>it's a Truman has to make a knife from a tooth brush to stab a Mexican who threatened to rob him of his ramen noodle ration episode.

It'd honestly be a question of who in LA is more powerful: The studio or the government

Hollywood studios flex their muscle a lot, but we never really have seen their limits. Come to thing about the whole concept sounds like a good idea for a movie.

>its a Truman realises he's at his comfort zone and reached the peak inside his badly paid job and its too afraid to take a leap of faith into another company as long as they dont realise he's a huge hack episode

weird season

>it's a Truman is well liked by everyone but never has actual close relationships and ends every day forever alone episode

Truman did that not m-me ahah didnt you see that episode?

>stab a Mexican who threatened to rob him of his ramen noodle ration episode

That made me laugh user. That made me laugh hard for some reason

Wow. High school just came roaring back to me. Thanks for that, asshole.

>It's a Truman installs his own hidden cameras in the guest room and guest bathroom before his wife's sister comes to visit so that he can finally have some images of the goods to keep open in a separate window while he jerks off to her Facebook on his days off epsode

Honest to god this actually my greatest fear in life.

Carano?

I've seen that episode before!

This is my current life.

>its a Truman sees a post on a website describing himself perfectly and becomes depressed again

>its truman never leaves his comfort zone therefore never truly experiences anything
nigger you sound like a bitch

This thread is taking a dark personal turn and needs to stop

At least I'm not the only bitch. Comfort zone reinforced

>Truman's dad dying and his girlfriend vanishing drove him over the edge
>discovers he is on a set but feigns knowledge of it to keep up appearances
>Truman uses his knowledge to discover where the camera has blindspots and uses these to commit murders as a form of revenge
>after a while, extras start vanishing from the set
>the production staff eventually discover whats been going on
>have to wrestle between continuing the broadcast during Truman's manhunt and arrest, or pull the plug now because the experiment was a failure
>remainder of the films revolves around Truman going full Predator mode and slowly picking off the staff who are hunting for him

Would make a great movie.

>It's a Truman masturbates so frequently that a slow day is when he only tugs it twice while he writes off the cumstains on the carpet to his naive wive as "it's just the dog drooling, honey" and she actually buys it episode

>it's a Truman fixes himself a tuna sandwich with some pickle spears on the side episode

trumanposting! my favorite r/Sup Forums threads!!

>it's a Truman bumps his own meme thread pretending to be different posters and hoping to gain traction but everyone can see there's only 1 IP

>It's a Truman truman posts episode

>it's a user cannot read the bottom right hand corner of his screen indicating the number of unique IDs

>it's a truman realizes the seed of his depression is in his most happiest moments
>episode.
Ahaha what a great writing squad

>it's a Truman writes to an escort to ask questions about an eventual meeting that he knows will never happen, he just wants to receive an email from someone

hahahahaha what the fuck kind of circus is Truman's life, he should clean the fucking semen out of his carpet are you joking that is DISGUSTING

>It's a Truman samefags his new threads with his phone, making sure to hit airplane mode for an IP address reset after each phonepost episode to keep adding unique ID's episode

>it's a Truman being proficient in his job that isn't completely boring, having plenty of free time and money and seemingly enjoying life but deep down having a sinking feeling that it will all fall apart one day episode

>Truman learns a new trick to shitpost with

How many layers of cucked are you to have a wife and still masturbate constantly?

>it's a Truman ejaculates but instead of cleaning it up, he leaves it to fester in his underwear because he finds the sweaty/semeny smell erotic episode

>it's a Truman knows the steps needed to solve most of his problems but never acts on them and instead keeps engaging in familiar yet unsatisfying activities episode

Come on, just cancel it already. It's not going anywhere.

t. chuckold

Because that would change the whole point of the movie. It's suppose to draw emotion from people who basically never leave their bubble, with this specific case about a person who never left his childhood town.

>it's a Truman feels like shit for mooching off his 65 year old dad episode.

Truman doesn't deserve him but his dad just keeps on taking care of him anyway

>it's a NEET truman weighs the pros and cons of fapping again or waiting a week and doing it high and drunk but falls asleep and does it anyway even though he can only get 70% hard, and that's with significant prostate stimulation, ends up regretting cumming and starts over episode

fuck u

>It's a Truman still has great sex with his wife but like a man forced to eat his favorite meal every day, after 7 years of sex with the same woman he's honestly so bored with it that porn is the only thing standing between him and trying to fuck his wife's sister to pierce the monotony that he now associates with his unrelentingly decent sex life episode

>It's a Truman deludes himself into thinking he's well liked because it's the only thing keeping the creeping darkness at bay episode

>it's a Truman sleeps in the same unwashed sheets he uses as a cum rag episode

He's fallen really low

>it's a Truman passes out drunk and wakes up pleasantly surprised by the sperm he saved last night episode

>it's a calle captcha episode

>it's a Truman needs his delusions to not call it quits and doesn't appreciate people breaking the immersion for him episode

The show could really use a love interest

>It's a Truman wrestles with the fact that some of the most blissful moments in his entire existence, on par with fucking a new girlfriend for the first time, are when he orders out a bunch of chinese food or street tacos, drinks himself incoherent at home and jerks off for hours on end with a good youtube music video mix playing on the chromecast in the background episode

>its a Truman looked at the eclipse for a tiny second and feels perfectly fine but can't stop worrying about whether or not he'll wake up blind tomorrow episode

>it's an avenida episode

>It's a Truman meets with his old high school buddies even if they have nothing in common anymore and all they can talk about are the same 10 years old anecdotes and running gags because it's still better than being alone episode

what Sup Forums - Television & Film is this roleplaying from, sange?

Ow oof haha

This episode cliffhanger is going to have me up all night desu

>its a truman closely monitors every thread about depression in the hope that an anonymous shitposter will type the magical sequence of words that will cause him to finally find happiness but he knows there is no saving from the bottomless pit at the core of his existence

haha

>It's a Truman apologizes to a stranger on the internet because deep down he realizes he is in the same boat episode
That was weird. He knew he was going to be ridiculed but he did it anyway.

>it's a Truman says "fuck it" and just fucks his wife's sister episode
You'll thank me later user. If I could, I'd fuck her for you but alas, no such luck.

If you never sleep, you won't go blind.

fuck you

>It's a Truman doesn't bother cleaning the ample quantities of semen out of his carpet because his Ikea PS 2014 rug was already sort of cum-colored to begin with, and he finds the idea of his wife's girlfriends walking barefoot over it when they come over for drinks to be kinda hot, desu, but he knows deep down that he should probably rent a rug doctor sooner rather than later episode

>it's a Truman watches a bunch of ironic depression larping millenials trivialize the horror he faces every day when he gets out of bed
There's nothing funny about it.

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW BAD IT IS FOR THE REST OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S GOOD AND LOVING, YOU'RE LUCKY IT'S SEX PERIOD

>it's a Truman sleeps with several different women and still can't orgasm without using his hands episode

>it's a Truman thinks he is the only person in the world with depression and his way of coping is the only possible one episode

Get the FUCK out

delet these please, thank you

>it's a Truman wondered if his exgirlfriend thinks about him as much as he thinks about her episode

i-is that how it works...?

>It's a Truman has known for a while that his wife's little sister has at least a bit of a thing for him as she's always flirty with him and her hugs always last a little TOO long, and while he knows that she's still a virgin at 23 and while he'd love to break her fembot streak and show her the love that she deserves, he also knows that popping his wife's little sister's cherry is a fantastic way to end up with his wife magdumping his beloved Vepr 12 into him episode

>it's a truman encounters a bunch of whiners who don't know how to have a good morning good afternoon good evening or a good night episode

>It's a Truman thinks he is good enough to positively affect his field of interest and his peers and mentor agree, but he chickens out because "What if I'm wrong?" episode.

fuck my high school friends are my only friends left

>it's a Truman forgives a stranger on the internet because he says the same things to himself episode

Skip?

>It's a Truman creates a fake facebook profile to see what his former friends are up to episode

>it's a Truman hates other people to hide the fact he hates himself episode

>It's a Truman honestly feels that after all the years, sex is one of the most overrated things on the planet, because no woman has ever managed to make him feel as good as he can make himself feel episode

damn