Rose is a traitor. It's the movie's main twist and the marketing department will try to deflect this by alluding to D.J...

Rose is a traitor. It's the movie's main twist and the marketing department will try to deflect this by alluding to D.J. being the traitor. Rose's homeworld of Crait was devastated during the war between the Empire and the Rebels, when it was an Rebel outpost. When the Resistance reactivates it after their main base is compromised, Rose volunteers to accompany Finn, whom she admires, on a mission to retrieve D.J. from Canto Bright. Once they're captured by Snoke, she accepts a deal offered by him in exchange for betraying Rey, who had come to rescue them. Rose regrets her decision when Snoke orders Crait's destruction nevertheless and dies trying to make amends. Her death, in many ways, galvanizes Finn to the ideals of the Resistence, seeing as he's still hellbent on ditching the conflict once he's delivered DJ to the Resistence. By the end, it's clear Finn and Poe have grown into the informal leaders of the Resistance.

So the fat girl is the new lando?

what do those buttons on her jacket do?

Who is DJ?

she looks hot for some reason

Khaled WE THE BEST MUSIC

>Rose is part of a central point
>it's an ugly chink that looks like it'll eat your dog

Yeah, no one gives a fuck

they emit nigger spray

calculator

those are some ugly folks

So is Kathleen Kennedy solely responsible for casting all of these ugly people?

This legitimately looks like an SNL skit

That girl is so unattractive that it's literally offensive to my eyes. I'm not sure that I can sit through 2+ hours of that. Daisy was bad enough.

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind

lardo calrissian

goddamnit more asians

>Main character is trained by a wise mentor
>rouge character gets betrayed by friend
>dark secrete about the main character is reveled
How original

Why such ugly actors? Sure, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher weren't much to look at, but they also weren't offensive to the eyes.

In her misguided attempt to build a female fanbase for Star Wars, Kathleen Kennedy made the conscious decision to only cast homely, unthreatening girls.

bravery

Thats what your average natural chinese woman looks like

Like, who cares? I don't even know who these characters are, nor do I give a shit.

oh god who fucking cares
star wars is so gay now

So that frumpy pear shaped fart machine chink is blah blah blah I already hate her and this movie

They don't even look like they are pretending to be functional. Da fuq

It fucking does.

Dexter Jax

>fart machine
?

I mean Dexter Jettser

I'm so mad disney is so heavy handed with their
>HURR LUK AT DER NEW FEMALE CHARACTER WE R INTRODUCING SHE IMPORTANT YOU'LL SEE! PARADE HER AROUDN SEE IMPORTANT!
its almost like they're trying to distract us because they know ep 8 is shitty
t. someone who liked ep 7

Lando didn't do anything wrong. The Cloud Cars were shooting at the Falcon in an effort to implore Han not to land, and he tells Han directly "They arrived just before you did." Before. That means Boba Fett calculated their likely destination, told Vader, and all of Cloud City was compromised because Han dared even point the Falcon at it.

They've already pretty much confirmed that they'll be taking "heavy inspiration" from Empire. In other words -- ripped off just like the last movie.

>yfw this entire new trilogy is a soft reboot of fucking star wars; the ultimate con of the decade

ayy

Just wait til they reboot the prequels.

Why not, they've been remaking Wrath of Kahn for Trek films since 1994.

Unironically this
When vader shows up with his armada and threatens to kill everyone in your city, do you surrender to his demands and hopefully save everyone or do you say fuck you and get vaporized?
However, I don't begrudge han and company's reaction either lol

she looks like that one porn starlett

So in other words Rose = Lando?

>Finn & fat Jet Li

They've made the cast so "diverse" it's unnatural.

It's not often in real life hat you see 10 people hanging out that have an asian, a black dude, a latino guy, a white british girl and so on

something these nu-star wars idiot writers dont get: all the convoluted plot lines doesnt matter because we dont care at all about the characters.
even if we knew who they were, they still have zero charisma (fuck you jay)

Seriously wtf Kathleen can't you cast an asian that's just slightly attractive? I don't want to look at her chipmunk chink face.

>muh diversity

Yawn, Jesus Christ. Is this how all Star Wars movies are going to look now?

and still we haven't any alien

Yeh I can't believe RLM liked TFA so much. It was a solid 5, at best.

Neither does China.

Seriously, they're going to find this cringeworthy, in a uniquely asian way.
They'll be embarrassed that that is their representative.

Asian women in particular will be embarrassed that a walking caricature is their representative; they'd much prefer to a tall, pale, kpop star to be "the asian girl."

This
angelababy was in independence day but that didn't do so hot lol

>quick, get me the least attractive asian girl you can find
on it, sir

>cast an asian girl to pander to China
>make her evil

>attractive people need not apply

she's a schlubby mechanic. they're not going to cast eye candy that can't act like the shitty prequels

Darude - Sandstorm hollaback from Tatooine

...

>Yeah, it's not like film is a visual medium or anything. Why would you want to spend hours looking at an attractive woman anyways?

kek woman in refrigerator syndrome.

Lucas did it so much better with Han and just used his friendship with Luke and attraction to Leia to make him become committed to the Rebel cause.

>great, show me who you g- EW FUCK. Spectacular work, Johnson.
Thank you, sir.

yeah people watch star wars for the chicks

underrated

>Star Wars movie
>thousands of alien species
>all the main characters are still human

CAN THIS MEME FUCKING DIE
I know you're trying to save money on FX, Disney, but Christ - can we have an alien main character apart from Chewbacca?

Why did they cast Ms. Swan in a Star Wars movie?

>female character
>not caring if it's a fat nobody or Natalie Portman

Those leaks are old.
The new leaks say it's her sister, "Resistance Gunner Paige" (Who's also an Ace Bomber Squadron Leader!) who is turned evil.

Not just that, but listen to what he say's to Vader.
The original deal/plan was that Lando would help capture Han, Leia and Chewie and use them as bait for Luke, who Lando doesn't know, and then Han and co would be left with him.
Not only that, but as soon as he has a free moment, after screwing over the Empire, his first act is to tell everyone in the city to get the fuck out and save themselves.

Lando was a real hero.

dumbass. DJ is played up to be a traitor but ends up being a good guy. Admiral Holdo, Laura Derns pink haired bitch, sells out the Resistance

>lando
yeah i agree
lando unironically did nothing wrong
in fact he probably saved the lives of han, chewie, leia, maybe luke, and the lives of everyone in the city
Lando is the kidn of hero who only gets celebrated after everyone's dead and the emotional tensions of the time are no longer there to taint analysis of his actions

This is why Star Trek will always be better than Star Wars

lmao holy fuck

it's payback for their Expendables movie where white people are the bad guys

I'm not saying that "DJ" isn't going to be played up to be the traitor, just that the rumor/theory that Rose will turn out to be the real traitor is an old theory/leak, that has now been replaced by a new leak/theory that it will be her sister that is the traitor.

>Rose and Paige
Does anyone else hate when they use normal earthly names? How the fuck do they even know what roses are?

> every Hollywood casting is pandering to racial divisions
OBSESSED

>fart machine

same way they know what fucking Angels are. blame George
also
> LUKE

How the hell do they know what a duck is?
Because they have ducks in the Galaxy Far Far Away. They probably also have a plant that produces flowers that they call Roses.

But yes, Rose and Paige are shitty names for Star Wars characters.
I think if you were to find 100 people who'd never seen Star Wars and only knew the basics about it that you pick up from pop culture (Yoda, Millennium Falcon, Skywalker, etc.) and read them a list of names and ask them to pick which names sound "Star Wars", they probably wouldn't pick any of the new movies names.

what would you know you grape eating nigger

Rey is pretty good, as is Kylo

>Lando was a real hero.
a real human bean and a real hero

Wow ghost in the shell knew what they were doing by not casting asian, am I right girls.

To each his own. I thought the movie had a pretty palpable energy and the new characters all show great promise. Kylo Ren is a great character imo, he's kind of unique. Just wish the plots weren't so damn cookie cutter, that's the real weakness. Too much committee thinking

That's actually pretty pathetic
I hear CW is the network for you, teenaged girl.

>the resistence's "LEADER," IS a fucking storm trooper drop out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you can't make this shit up any worse even if you tried

>Rose's homeworld of Vietnam was devastated during the war between the Empire and the Rebels, when it was an Rebel outpost

It's like an Asian Poetry

yeah but how does the force tree play into this

Jesus they are literally just copying the original trilogy and changing it a little and putting shit skins in their place.

No, this is who KK wanted to play Rose. Rian Johnson fought to get a PoC in the role.

Except for First Contact, you're right. They should really make a film about something else, like The Undiscovered Country or The Voyage Home, even The Search for Spock

That girl is ugly too. Looks like fucking Gollum.

Supposedly Rian Johnson was adamant about having a woman of color playing the character to "subvert expectations".

Kathleen wanted Bel Powley for the part.

still better than what we got.

I still maintain they should have remade Final Frontier as the sequel to nuTrek.

>Sybok returns to offer the surviving Vulcans a new way to live
>Captures the Enterprise to go visit Sha Ka Ree
>Mind melds with Kirk, Spock and McCoy, forcing them to relive their most painful memories
>Instead of letting Sybok take these memories from them, they help each other over come them and in doing so strengthen their friendship
>Maby add a subplot about Klingons or Romulans chasing them/trying to beat them to Sha Ka Ree, so that it can have the required *PEW* *PEW* 'SPLOSIONS!

I can believe this

KK has a major hard on for white brunette girls with british accents. not sure why anyone would think she's responsible for the KMT choice.

>Ep 7 underwhelms in China
>Rogue 1 features Chinese people
>Ep 8 features Chinese people

You're right. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

why is this fat ugly almond eyed bitch in my star wars

p.s. if you know this much just leak the entire script

Yep. Her top choice for Finn was a white British actor called Jack O'Connell. JJ is the one who insisted on John Boyega for the part.

Not to mention in a galaxy far, far away, you're not going to have fucking lefty proportions of diversity everywhere.

Fucking this. Characters and personality are everything in movies.

Learn as english you mongoloid

I care about Kylo but that's it, which is sad because I'm pretty sure that's not who we're supposed to care about or root for.

Still wouldn't care.
The entire franchise has zero appeal at this point, it has become so soulless that it's just another "blockbuster" in line with the usual marvel/dc Capeshit

Sweet Jesus, the cast is so unattractive. It's crazy to think a company worth billions of dollars is leading this franchise.