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>>drink a vodka and coke, rum and coke, gin and coke, 2 bottles of wine and 2 (wine bottle size, not beer bottle size) bottles of 5% abv fizzy juice
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
How I long to return to toil just to be near the girl in work
watching the bridge on the river shite
soycialism haha
I love with like 6 people
having lots of sugar while drinking helps lessen hangovers
Is this a soyboomer?
About to close an account worth $10,000. Wish me luck, lads.
the world of misunderstandings
what I'm doing: a poo
grow up
Hope she brought a friend
Based, BASED TechMoan
Overrated
*knocks you down*
hey it's been a couple minutes you ok?
no it fucking doesn't you stupid pseudoscience twerp
It's a meat processing facility aka slaughterhouse
Any Mao Zedong man in? He was pretty based tbf
Kinda wish the fiancee would cheat on me or something so I can justify calling off the wedding. Then maybe the girl in work will admit she likes me.
Will never happen though because the fiancée is absolutely devoted to me like no one I’ve ever met.
abattoir?
Brand new car, I divorced the top
See, homie, you a square, I'm a Porsche Box
Long hair, don't care, holla back, bitch
I'm in the bathroom, takin' me a rich nigga shit
getting groomed for a leadership position at work lads
abattoil
I'm tired of freedom, wish I could live in a regime where I'm assigned a purpose in life and toil all day for the great leader
>abattoir?
cunt
Do the decent thing before it's too late
how do i find a devoted fiancee? the loneliness is driving me close to suicide
>I'm tired of freedom, wish I could live in a regime where I'm assigned a purpose in life and toil all day for the great leader
it's called having a job lad
Based vietlad
@86709302
kys
if you guys don't behave i will send you to be processed by my new partners at the local abattoir
grow some balls
ladattoir
literal gangster
been getting a lot of saucey ads on the 'chon lately
this has NOT been good for my nofap
Umm she doesn't look very Anglo. I dare ask, is miss Croft a pakess? Why is she played by a swedish actress in the movie uh?
Tired of POC superheroes being white washed in movies.
I did not, repeat NOT, have sex this morning or this afternoon. I am having sex tonight though
should i post a pic of my $10,000 that i got from closing my abattoir deal
how's the wife alan? has she moved in to your condo yet?
nothing interesting to tell. i'm quite bored this morning.
sex?
couldn't care less either way tbqh
definitely buying an easter egg today
can you entertain me?
Just as JF changed the nature of /brit/, my cock changed the face of my gf's cunt
thinking about what i did.
SHALL
*slams the table*
NOT
*slams the table*
BE
*slams the table*
INFRINGED!
*slams the table*
you're just jealous
thinking about how useless my life is.
We broke up yesterday lad. Feel like absolute. Just want her back, but a non-mentally-ill version of her.
auction her off to a /brit/ lad
>He doesn't know how to provoke a breakup
Ah kids.
jesus christ alan she's clearly batshit insane
I posted a photo of much more than that 2 years back. Neither yous nor good feelings in my soul
>a non-mentally-ill version of her.
So a man
hi alan do you like to be famous?
>gee golly I ain't seen ten thou dollar since muh dad bought the house!
i feel like it would be a lot of work and risk to withdraw the cash from my bank account, take a picture of it, post it on Sup Forums, and absorb all the attention and hate i will receive before i go back to the bank to deposit the funds back in...
grow the fuck up dumbass. bet you will get tired of your office fling in a few months and regret the whole thing.
>Kinda wish the fiancee would cheat on me or something so I can justify calling off the wedding. Then maybe the girl in work will admit she likes me.
>Will never happen though because the fiancée is absolutely devoted to me like no one I’ve ever met.
Ah yes
another paki rape gang lads
grim
and just yesterday you were lecturing us children on the viral posting of media noise
old age has already taken its toll on your memory
broken britain
International Women's Day is actually just anti-men's day
p&p
probably fake. the police havent got time to deal with shit like that unless it was a direct threat to benders or something
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what u bumping this morning /brit/
$10,000
>International Women's Day is actually just anti-men's day
Was going to reply that this is more serious because it's law and blablabla but you're absolutely right Frenchlad. You're a good lad.
got my mum some fancy jam and turkish delight from harrods and some nice grooming shit from l'occitane
For what occasion?
got my mum sweet fuckall and shant be calling her
mothers day you non-british runtoid
just ate scones
mothering sunday. not sure you pakis have the equivalent seeing as you treat women like shit generally.
abattoir
surprised /brit/ isn't more obsessed with this telford story
Fucking Christ
it's actually quite disgraceful what the Jews have done to the United States
Ah we celebrate it on the last Sunday of may. Happy mother's day to your mum.x
post fucking machines
what Anglo food actually exists?
rorke facing consequences for the first time in his cocooned life
>/cum/
Ok
Moist
Hate going out drinking so much
>german filename
hmmmm