Ooh
Baby, I need you in my life, in my life
Please, bae, don't go switching side, switching sides
I swear this is where you reside, you reside
Please bae, don't go switching sides, switching sides
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, please don't throw your love away, huh
Please don't throw your love away, huh
Please don't throw your love away, huh, yeah, ayy
/brit/
Jacob Garcia
Jaxson Sullivan
Why did this Pepe lyric posting gimmick start? I feel like only three people are really in on the joke
Chase Baker
he was a skater boi
Easton Watson
>Up to 500 Salisbury pub-goers and diners have been told to wash possessions as a precaution after nerve agent traces were found.
>Trace amounts of the substance used to poison ex-Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter were found at the Mill Pub and Zizzi restaurant.
>Prof Dame Sally Davies, the chief medical officer for England, said the risk of harm was "low".
>The advice applies to anyone in either venue between 13:30 on Sunday.
lads
Ryder Bailey
Why? Would just be the boring stuff only for two+ years
US military at least has operations constantly and can station you all around
Oliver Myers
youtube.com
AR TOMMEH'S TAKEN THE FITE TO THA MUSLEMS
Gabriel Fisher
The money and tax benefits are better than earnings from Greggs
John Gomez
silly things my mum does
>throws out any jar/container of sauce that has been open for over 2 weeks
>spend 25 minutes ever evening meticulously scrubbing every corner of the bathroom before going to bed
>goes outside and checks the garage every evening before going to bed (it locks automatically when you close it so generally it's safe to assume it's locked)
>assumes that any food that is slightly different tasting than usual has gone off and that we must throw it out
>refuses to dine at any restaurant with less than 5 star food hygiene rating
>(used to) call me down for food 10 minutes before it was actually ready
>refuses to eat anything slightly past its best before date
love you mum but you do my head in sometimes
Jose Stewart
All that's left now are dreams of kings we've murdered to dissect
For our meddling intellect misshapes the beauteous forms of things
So, we bleat a little, twist a little, rotting in the belly of the beast, while you feel
You cannot be wrong
O Rhodesia, I've given you my all
And now, I'm nothing
I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing, I'm nothing
Christian Campbell
sometimes my phone takes 7 hours to recharge fully, other times just 1 hour
don't understand
Robert Adams
*adds that to the ever increasing list of simple things you dont understand*
Brody Nelson
What's a good rain jacket
You all live in a clammy environment I'm sure you know of the good ones
Luis Diaz
me vs rorke
Benjamin Gomez
stutterheim
Carter Evans
Brayden Wright
Tattaglia's a pimp.
Jayden Bailey
what foods does one normally eat at a cricket match? (answers from english people only)
what foods does one normally eat at a rugby ground (answers from the privately educated only)
Daniel Martinez
this is sparta XD
Jack Gonzalez
cowardly little worm
Julian Gray
get a $35 Chinaman brand one from Amazon ezpz
Leo Ross
Liam Peterson
didn't have a wank last night
Eli Richardson
still don't understand why baldie couldn't run and tackle him, autism ninja isn't even running fast
Juan Rodriguez
>T N Biscuits
giggled a bit at that ngl
Josiah Cook
I had like 3 yesterday
Asher Nguyen
Business idea: start using the term 'semen demon' in real life.
Andrew Miller
why on earth should i care?
Cooper Reed
zitto animale
Jason Watson
what on earth is going on there?
Leo Cooper
didn't have a wank last hour (4 minutes in)
Logan Williams
context?
Christian Stewart
barbour if you want a propa /british/ jacket
Jose Walker
not going to have another wank until Friday now
Aiden Walker
Joy had been bound with electrical tape
In her mouth a gag
She'd been stabbed repeatedly
And stuffed into a sleeping bag
In their very cots my girls were robbed of their lives
Method of murder much the same as my wife's
Method of murder much the same as my wife's
It was midnight when I arrived home
Said to the police on the telephone
Someone's taken four innocent lives
They never caught the man
He's still on the loose
Robert Turner
*farts in your thread*
ahahahahahahahah
Aiden Cook
Only peasants do this
Ayden Bell
suckin a nig
Luis Watson
What? What's the story behind this?
Thomas Hill
why the fuck should i care!???? WHY!?????? FUCKING WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU STUPID TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Juan Martinez
Mummy likes to contrast her house cleaning with the gfs, but she is shocking. Keeps shit in the fridge for weeks and then blames others, doesn't clean but demands things be cleaned weekly. The gf stands in contrast to mum as she puts in the effort daily
Andrew King
>Not again Andrew...
Landon Jackson
the main thing is you didn't watch PORN
Matthew Baker
shall be posting the crying apu in each thread before bruce gets the chance
Henry Clark
so we won the 6 nations?
wasn't aware we were even playing yday. REALLY need to engage with society a bit more 2bh
Angel Green
Manga Saint Hilare Tbh
Jose Cox
someone hat this fella
Noah James
gonna feel really good on Friday when I finally do another wank
love porn though
Noah Ross
Really wanna have sex
Aiden Cook
>joining the military
absolute STATE of you brainwashed goyim
Tyler Gonzalez
Based, hard-working, humble Ireland. If the French or English had won it we would be hearing about it in each thread.
Jason Butler
delete this
Blake Peterson
>Why would you pay attention to quality and branding of clothing? Just buy it cheap from Walmart! *sharts*
Noah James
nigger mcniggerton
Elijah Brooks
>love porn though
could you be a bigger bugman?
Joseph Flores
One, two, three
If you close the door
The night could last forever
Leave the sunshine out
And say hello to never
All the people are dancing
And they're having such fun
I wish it could happen to me
Adam Lewis
everyone does, sadly. it's quite astonishing how much of the satisfaction comes from the porn and not from the wank itself; been avoiding porn for a good week now myself
Kevin Bell
I really hate "fewer" and "less". Gotta be one of the gayer things in existence. I remember some smug girl back in primary school was like
>no, it is fewer, tee hee
>me and I!
Fucking baffling behaviour. Dost thou whom guillotine? not the 1700s anymore people, no need to think the words are special, just talk normal
John Powell
France beat England yesterday, didn't mention it
not an insecure paddy with a bone to pick
simple as
Luke Richardson
Samuel Turner
He's playing Birthdays soon, you gonna go?
Colton Powell
>you've to pay an arm and a leg for something fashionable and/or of quality
Owen Hall
agree with all of these
Cameron Thompson
>could you be a bigger bugman?
Asher Green
It's okay to be white
Jose Reyes
would like to break the fingers of any runt who gets upset when you use "they" in singular just because their english teacher said it wasn't okay 20 years ago.
Jayden James
are freddos genuinely 50p now?
Anthony Gonzalez
downright dangerous and stupid
Robert White
"nigger" hmm ah yes,.... yes quite... yes i see... "nig" then "ger", "nig-ger" or "nigger" as one may say.... i see now. quite interesting yes... very good. niggum? niggon? no that's not quite right.... it's nig... follower by a ger. all one word. two syllables. interesting, very interesting i must say... poo...
Adam Anderson
There are no more summer lifeguard jobs
There are no more art museums to guard
The lab is out of white lab coats
Cause there are no more slides and microscopes
But there are still careers in combat, my son
There are still careers in combat, my son
There are no more roles on TV shows
There are no road-cone dispensing jobs
There are no spots left for park ranger
Cause there are no bears left to save you from
But there are still careers in combat, my son
There are still careers in combat, my son
Adrian King
racist
Charles Cooper
>not dying for your Jewish overlords
literally why live
Tyler Sanchez
>bugman
why do I keep hearing rorkes use this term?
Luke Morales
not at recommended retail price, thanks to the timely action of the right honourable st. jeremiah P.M.
Daniel Campbell
but you are mate haha
Ethan Lewis
>Hello everyone, I'm French
Ryder Bennett
called the local radio station to inform them that their promo segment where they say 'Hit Songs Throughout The Hour' sounds like they're saying 'SHIT Songs Throughout The Hour' and the DJ told me to shut up and that I was a faggot and then I called him a faggot and he told me to shut my fucking face then I called him a shithead and he told me to meet him in the carpark in 5 minutes to have it out and now I'm off to beat multiple layers of shit out of him live on radio
Landon Lewis
fuck off hat-twat
Henry Lewis
University students on Sup Forums btfo
Alexander Ramirez
hmm think I'm pro-50p freddos now quite frankly
Andrew Davis
latest alt-right buzzword, used by the likes of sargon, milo, sam hyde, nick land, paul joseph watson etc and other people who appeal to virgins
Brandon Morales
Ah yes, instead of paying a decent amount for something from a reputable brand that could last years, I'll just buy some shitty chink factory made shite that will have to be replaced over and over again and be more expensive long term than a quality jacket
I bet you wear autism shoes too
Nathan Myers
Got this for my mam
Juan Adams
rorke's believe people they don't like are bugs in suits
they developed this belief after they got bullied for the lizardmen one
Nathan Anderson
nice, rate mine
Henry Young
A very Irish story.
Aiden Gomez
86711547
no alt-right personality in that list
Austin Sullivan
Frankly if you're willingly dining at a Zizzis you should probably be killed-off anyway.
Joseph Wilson
one of the few advantages of living in a small country
Brody Foster
What are these supposed to be?
James Cruz
reply to this post
Evan Evans
She cried tears of joy
Levi Cruz
Reply to this post instead
David Kelly
honestly can't keep up with Sup Forums terminology so I just don't bother
Matthew Cook
@86711595 shan't
Colton Phillips
rate my outfit
Alexander Anderson
still can't get over this fucking welter of a riddim
youtube.com
Dylan Carter
fankly i find zizzies to be epic
Isaac Ramirez
wish i'd got this for my mum now
Justin Ortiz