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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

Jonarya >>>>>>>>>>>> all

dany

Third for /ss/

>There are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW, who prefer Jonerys to Jonsa

I prefer s Beric thread toobeequootee

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first for endgame approved by GRRM

Literally the only good coupling Jon has ever been a part of is Jon/Ygritte

>Jonsa

reminder that D&D are trying to do what GRRM considers act 2 and 3 of the ASOIAF story and is devoting 3000+ pages in TWOW and ADOS (4-5 times the length of AGOT) in a dozen episodes

This guy gets it

YOU JUST KNOW

who would you hire to make GoT absolute kino

They're not trying to do what GRRM is going to do at all you fuck

what did she mean by this?

Martin Scorsese

Soooo.....what have these two been up to?

left
dumb low-iq crackwhore, probably sucks a lot of nigger dick and takes a lot of nigger dick up the asshole for just one more hit of crack

middle
spic, muslim, jew, india nigger.

right
she's got manface and manbody. >two-tone hair, lmao. glasses. genetic defective as fuck, or just a tranny kike

they're all bad

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>AAAAAGGHH

What did he mean by this?

Jon+harem is best ship

e n d g a m e

This marks the FIRST time in TWO seasons (16 episodes) where /got/ ranked an episode above either Westeros.org, Rotten Tomatoes, or IMDB.

While Westeros.org rates this episode the WORST episode this season, /got/ rates it the second best episode this season.

While Rotten Tomatoes rates this episode the second worst episode this season, /got/ rates it the second best episode this season.

what I wouldn't give to have ASOIAF audiobooks read by Iain Glen, Charles Dance, and Richard Dormer

Theyve likely been dead since after a week or so of being left in that safe. I know thats the joke.

he's SHORT

>Tyrion bringing up the perfectly reasonable topic of succession
>puts forth ideas of democracy
>Dany flips the fuck out and makes paranoid accusations

Truly her father's daughter.

Is there a video of Bobby B needing his wine?

Does the concept of Azor Ahai makes sence in the absence of the Great Other?

do you reckon they fucked in there

dead rotting corpses. that whole qarth thing felt like a bad episode of xena/hercules. that black guy was a awful actor too.

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Based Beric

MAD QUEEN
MAD QUEEN

>season 8 won't air until late 2019

yes, raped to death

Is he the most flanderized character on the show?

My god. Imagine being shorter than 6'

That would be Arya

Who is he? That background character guy in Winterfell?

But she's right, democracy would be an absolutely garbage idea in Westeros

He's the lord of Harrenhal

>you will never be towered over by gwendoline christie
>you will never get those rubbies
>she will never pick you up and spin around merrily

GIANTSBANE?

haha yeah imagine

its probably a result of the people that rated the earlier episodes poorly dropping the show at this point. its become a chore to keep up with this schlock

White Walkers found them and freed them. They are helping by breeding an army for the Night's King. The Night's King will spare Dany only for these two crazy lovebirds to lock her in a dungeon beneath the Red Keep before flying to Essos on her two remaining dragons.

>spic, muslim, jew, india nigger.
Actually she's a Persian that got bleached by a cuck that's raising her children

Why did his voice change so much since S1?

What did Littlefinger do wrong?

>beric
is he good on the books?
I heard the guy that died was like a one man army instead of just a drunk priest.

Those 10 spams clearly weren't a bot when 3x the normal people voted. Remove it or remove yourself.

well i shappose that'sh a good queshtion

He died quite a while ago in the books, but I liked him. He was a lot more depressed, if I recall correctly though.

>3x the normal people

What the hell does this mean? I liked this episode.

In the book he sacrifices himself to bring back Catlyn as Lady Stoneheart
Thoros in the books was the first one to breach Pyke in the Greyjoy rebellion and killed a shitload of people. He also regularly competed in melee tournaments and did quite well, though he was still a drunk priest

Beric is dead in the books. He was replaced as leader of the Brotherhood without Banners by an undead Catelyn Stark

Not another word

He did nothing wrong
All he wanted was to leave a legacy for his family
but his twins had to fuck and have incest babies
his youngest was dwarf that killed his waifu
the grandkids were a psycho, a pussy and a woman and all died.
the golden son doesn't want to countinue your legacy
the hated son falls in loves with whores and then kills him on the shitter.

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For real though. Everyone I know has been ignoring the authoritarian temperment of Dany since day one because...YAASSSS QUEEN.

Everyone is so eager to see female leaders so there is proof women can, but no one wants to admit that there are women that can have the exact same flaws as men who wield power.

It all went wrong when Aerys wouldn't marry Cersei to Rhaegar tbqh

also spooky captcha

BOOOOOAAAAARRRRRR

Tywin fucking Shae felt really weird. Didn't he hate prostitution? Felt strange to have him a fuck a whore just to get back at Tyrion, especially seeing as Tyrion would likely never know

there's a time and place for that discussion that's not in the middle of your queen losing two allies, questioning the loyalty of your friend and all while you keep telling her not to do things.

feels like pretty forced overall though because I don't believe the tyrion from the show before would have picked his words/timing so poorly.

He did nothing wrong except for absolutely fucking everything. When his wife died he should've gotten married immediately, probably to some rich bitch with important claims he could spend the next few years pressing.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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If youre still here, Im curious, what ethnicity is she?

>tfw no highborn cousin/brother

He did everything wrong.
He was a shitty father who ignored his two older children and didn't keep them in line. He also ignored and denigrated his youngest to the point of getting murdered instead of using him. This shitty parenting carried over to his grandchildren; Joff was clearly psycho from the start and Tywin should have stepped in earlier when Robert clearly wasn't up to the task.

He also should have married and had other heirs after losing Jaime as an heir instead of fapping to his dead wife's corpse.

niggermuslican

is the porn of the dwarf girlfriend any good?

Left: The Chad Pose
Right: The Virgin Stance

God they should be married

half-irish half lebanese

His character was ruined at the end when Tyrion caught him sleeping with the whore.

Wtf Is this true?

>jon has a longer sword to compensate for being a manlet cuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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keeps trying to fuck sansa. he would have had a better chance if he didnt give her to fucking ramsay

sounds hot

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Didn't he also get her to call him "my lion" like she did for Tyrion? Tywin is really fucked up

idk when the photo shoot is from, but he does wield a bastard sword/hand-and-a-half sword, which is longer than your average sword

is this a cuck joke

But he likes his meat tenderised before indulging

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If Jon went through with this, what would happen?

Would he have saved Robb from being a dumbass?

Would Robb have killed him for deserting the Nights Watch?

Would Jon have offered to retake Winterfell from Theon and kill him?

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I was at the store not an hour ago when some manlet asked me to reach up on the top shelf to get him some powerade. feels good

Production isn't that backed up still is it??

Catelyn would have been even MORE of a pissy bitch

No, you don't understand Jon Targaryen.

that is kinda weird. for a guy that was trying to marry of his kids and grandkids for power why didn't he remarry? He musta either really loved his wife or felt jaime is all he needed.

>Fucked who his son fucked
Absolute death sentence

>it's a Westeros tradition to allow a group of men to disrobe your wife on the wedding night

Why the fuck do they do this?

t.basement dweller

He's a hypocrite and got lonely after his wife died, so he wanted some no strings attached sex.

I miss them, bros

>implying the Boltons ever did anything wrong

People forget this, but Roose always gave Robb great advice, both show-wise and book-wise. In the books, Roose tells Reek he only decided to turn on Robb when the Ironborn took Winterfell. If Robb had listened to Roose's wise advice to execute the Lannister prisoners, and not trust Theon, Robb might have avoided his fate. Also, notice how Roose was absent in both the book and show version of Robbs "coronation" In the books Catelyn wishes to herself that Roose was there to talk about Robb out of it

Anyways, Lord Bolton gave Robb multiple chances to stop being an idiot and getting everyone killed, but he wouldnt listen. Its sad that he was poisoned by our enemies and Lady Walda died in childbirth and his noble son was viciously murdered by a traitors bastard and his whore sister