Things you won't hear Muslims say

Things you won't hear Muslims say

Bacon should be eaten by all

Allahu Akbar

We should stop fucking goats

That girl is a little too young for me.

Chillin with my wife's son

You're not a muslim and I respect you, your choices and your values
You can eat pork freely all you like, you're not a muslim so it doesn't bother us if you want to eat delicious pork

I disagree with your opinions on Islam, but I will defend your right to say them.

>the truth about islam

I respect Western culture and am grateful for being allowed to live here so I'm going to put my traditions aside and do my best to integrate.

IN NOMINE PATRIS ET FILII ET SPIRITUS SANCTI

Terrorism is wrong, westerners should be free to live however they like in their own nations

I humbly accept this Nobel prize

Underrated
It's a religion based on lies, lying, and liars.

One wife is enough.

What if the 72 virgins are all niggers?

I'm against the bombing of Israeli children.

I can never degrade my self to drive a box truck.

No, no, no
Keep the money i'm not a parasite

>durr nobel prize
>muslims invented mathematics

american education

>Nobel prize in mathematics

Polish education.

I am not willing to behead those who vaguely go against what this misinterpreted verse from the Quran says.

Theres too many kebab shops on this street, I'll open mine elsewhere

Our religion can do better.
Hijab sucks.
Burka is disgusting.
Yes, there are those violent verses in the Quran.
I want to go back to my country.

Weirdly enough it shouldn't be in this thread (think about OPs request and what I just said)

I just got out of the shower

this.

2bh why would anyone bring that up?

>misinterpreted

[person who isn't perfect] actually is a true Muslim
maybe someone asked them why they're wet?

I was an only child.

Maybe we should stop killing each other.

I think I'll treat my wife tonight

oh
alright

the ones near me say this alot, they dont mind what i do, so long as we leave them alone to mind their own business

Damn niggers taking our women

Israel should exist

>mathematics were invented in the 8th Century
You are a dumb as shit pole

Markowitz was pl?

I see you practice a different form of Islam than me. While we disagree on certain points, we both worship the same God (pbuh), so we are brothers.

African American
Asian American
Transgendered
Homosexual
Israel
Misogyny
Patriarchy
Interracial
CIS

noo.. they say this too :/
im starting to think alot of you guys have never actually met a muslim

My bad. It was jidf.

>muslims invented mathematics
And the Dutch invented the chicken.

we don't worship the devil

how about we go on a date and get to know eachother

becoming a martyr is a bad idea

did you deactivate the bomb?

i'm starving, let's get something other than a kebab

i'm a really good driver

i respect you

most muslims in america are african american -_-

in reality being redpilled is uneducated, and that explain the ignorance of this board

I did 9/11

My fault!

The Taliban is the hero of all transsexuals

"I don't know what I'm talking about!"
Regardless, I was commenting on the lack of gimmick PC culture in Islam, rather than its demographics.

Islam is oppressive.
Burkinis are attractive.

That would be disrespectful to her bodily rights.

son, you should treat people with kindness

Fuck my cousin? No way, i'm totally against incest.

The 72 virgin idea was started in the middle ages when muslims would slave raid on european coasts and rape nuns.

"I am sorry."

I respect your belief

Who keeps making this retarded thread. Every fucking day it gets pretty much the same replies.

Anything, because I don't live around those fucking subhumans.

Who's a good boy?

Yea, I'll have a large baconator meal.

"Hey guys, maybe we shouldn't be raping this girl"

Orlando was completely unjustified

allahu NOT akbar

my name isn't mohammad

>I am proud to be an American

Jesus christ why are you getting up so early to pray.