>tfw no Catholic Bavarian gf

are South Germans (Baden-Württemberg + Bavaria + Austria + German Switzerland) the ultimate Master Race?

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Bavarian here.
Yes.

bavarians are swarthy m*Doids with brown eyes and dyed hair

I would like to have sex with those girls.

>Portugal

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t. Angry mongolian

I'm from Baden-Württemberg (Schwarzwald-Baar-Kreis) and I fucking hate this place. Been debating long-time with my wife whether we should move to another Bundesland. Hessen seems fine to me or maybe Bremen.

I'm even considering leaving Germany altogether and move to Austria. I don't know desu senpai.

Baden-Württemberg is a shithole. Other than that everything is comfy. Brunette+blue eyed is more common than blonde+blue eyed i think though.

this ahmed wants to move to the shithole parts of germany. go figures.

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>blonde+blue eyed
doesn't exist in bavaria. all blondes there are bottle blondes

>Baden-Württemberg is a shithole
why is that user? what happens there?

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south hessen is where the jobs and the shitskins are..countryside is allright though

I met lots of different people from lots of different Bundesländer and none of them are as miserable, pathetic, unhappy and downright rude as fucking Baden-Württemberg. Let me guess, you're the Ossi who thinks BW is some kind of magic wonderland because of Mercedes-Benz? Know this: there are rich shitholes as well and BW is one of them.

Also go to the Swiss who go weekend shopping in Konstanz while laughing at us Swabian cucks. Ask them who they consider to be the shitholes.

The people mostly. Fucking Swabians.

Can I watch a cleavage?

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If it's south of Thüringen, flush it down.

I honestly tought most of germany and austria were protestant.

>grew up in rural canada
>went to a catholic school with a qt bavarian girl
>her family attended sspx mass
>her family was a bit too traditional, even for rural canada standards
>went through my yearbook a few years later
>her first name is Cornelia
>notice her middle name is listed as "Zelea"
>always thought her name was odd and un-german but I never put two and two together until then
>mfw i realized her parents were probably braviarian fascists who were trying to set up a white ethnostate in rural Saskatchewan

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Noice fred, meine Leute. Posten Sie mehr sueSe deutsche Biermaedchen, bitte!

t. Magier der wandelt in Boehmen

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Cornelia isn't unusual in Bavaria

Germanic people are no more, might as well move to the only bastion of hope left for Europe, aka Eastern Europe

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>soap AND water
overkill and a waste

I have a purely Bavarian phenotype

I know that feel

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I always associated it as a British name because of Babar

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Kek, sure thing pal
Turns out western europe forgot how to be clean

But Babar is Francoise, is it not? Or you mean the elephant is portraying a briton?

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You make the bacteria stronger with soap but with just water you remove all bacteria equally

Cornelius' voice actor in the English dub was British
youtu.be/CKG8KXSiehs?t=81

are SUEBIANS related to SWABIANS? are they SOUTHERN GERMANS?

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Yes, at least from an etymological perspective.
Hessen comes from Chatten, Bayern from Bajuwaren etc.

>tfw half bavarian
>tfw the other half is nigger

>you remove 90% of all bacteria with soap, and the rest gets stronger and reproduces back, until it gets washed again and removed, this process being completely normal and more sanitary than just water

literally brainlet

so you are a hairy caveman!?

The only real natural blondes exist in North and East Europe.

It's a meme you dip

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those girls aren't natural blondes you retard
look the eys and eye brows
they're bottle blondes
natural blondes are ultra rare
also
>german women
oh my poor summer child

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why are chinks watching murdochmurdoch?

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Is that pic real? Why do they do this?

>chink

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Nothing wrong with the government wanting black fathers to actually stay and help raise their children
Else you get the kind horrible state you guys have with your black community

I don't think that was what they were implying.

>>her family attended sspx mass
Why are they so based?

>tfw no South German Volksmusik singing gf

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Would make Volkisch babies with her.

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me too

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those girls are american

These are your typical Bavarian men.

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You forgot south tyrolia and slovenians which are also germanic