Why is anglo cuisine so low-tier?

why is anglo cuisine so low-tier?

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Does that look low tier to you?

yes

Give me the English breakfast.

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yes it's absolute fucking trash

Overrated. Needs more cheese whiz

There is literal log of shit on OP's picture

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Could you possibly put in slightly more of an effort than pan frying shit?

Looks delicious.

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Bad taste

it looks and tastes fucking great and I want a full english breakfast right fucking now

>Does that look low tier to you?

HOLY SHIT

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You tell me how a literal slice of unseasoned grilled tomato is supposed to be tasty

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Beans and toast is delicious, I'm glad every hotel in southern europe caters to brits.

I don't understand how do they even like the beans. It taste bland as hell.

You can add your own salt and pepper if you so wish.

>grilled tomato
>not mashing the beans
>no cheese
>no spicy salsa

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it looks meh

cut a bit off along with some sausage and egg on the fork

Thank god I'm French

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Daily reminder that we're actually good at food.

The reason why we gots breakfast like that is because it's required for hard working men to function at peak performance throughout a days work

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tastier than you, hiro

Literally the only thing on that plate that could be considered unpleasant is baked beans. Or what, is int going to say that sausages are gross? Bacon?

>tastier than you, hiro

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Silly american. Tacos are mexico's,

sure but those ingredients don't look great either

There it is, there's the reply. Keep thinking that next time you eat fried chicken, burritos, macaroni and cheese etc

hahahahaha

no.

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okok

It unironically looks tasty.

Americans didn't invent any of these. And people don't actually eat macaroni and cheese outside of England and the US.

>macaroni and cheese

No one eats that here.

A sausage is a sausage and a bacon is bacon and mushrooms are mushrooms, or what, should we put expensive salami on a hangover cure frying pan breakfast? Don't pretend you do those things better than us pierre

It was invented in England, so I figured you guys ate it. My mistake.

>a bacon is bacon

Apart from American bacon.

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Wait do you really not have Mac n' Cheese? Good homemade mac n' cheese is one of the tastiest things on this earth imho. Super easy too, béchamel sauce and some breading to make it crunchy and you got yourself a piece of heaven.

I'm not even trolling is mac n' cheese somewhat rare over there?

>hangover cure frying pan breakfast
If it were actually one, I doubt whoever prepared it would have bothered taking a picture and uploading it.
It just doesn't look tasty, that's all I'm trying to say.

Those yanks really are wild animals. At least we have both options but streaky is strictly for pigs in blankets in my books

>burnt toast
Is actually part of bong cuisine
BURNT
AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Where the meat at?

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>I'm not even trolling is mac n' cheese somewhat rare over there?
I didn't even know what it was before starting to browse Sup Forums. I never ate it and I doubt many people in Europe have.

>people don't actually eat macaroni and cheese outside of England and the US

I feel bad for the rest of the world then.

Does that look like a good tomato to you?

Well neither do a lot of things, doesn't mean that they're not nice. Lots of french food looks like a dogs dinner but doesn't mean it doesn't taste nice

How did Americans even manage to fuck up bacon at a national level that takes effort

Yes, it looks extremely meh.

it's fucking breakfast, man., it's a high tier breakfast

Is any of that shit seasoned with anything other than salt n pepper?

>people take one picture as the example to follow and think all fried breakfasts look 100% like

OP chose a shit picture for his trolling thread. How are you people this dense lmao.

I ate kraft mac and cheese once when i was in the US and I literally couldn't finish it, it was so revolting and sweet. Homemade is fine though

>Lots of french food looks like a dogs dinner
No, no. We invented presentation.

Oh my sweet summer child you euros gotta try it homemade. It's super easy and tastes great. Hold up, I think I got some pics from awhile ago when I made a thread here, sometimes I fuck around and make cooking threads on Sup Forums.

stop being sober

>It just doesn't look tasty, that's all I'm trying to say.

Well then make your own using similar ingredients. You think you have to follow OP's picture to the letter? It's just meat, mushrooms, tomatoes and blood sausage.

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The point is not about the tomato but how it's cooked

The way its "grilled" is so pointless might as well eat it raw

salty breakfast is shit anyway

Then grill it the way you want. Fucking hell you people are dense. Is anyone forcing you to eat OP's picture lmao.

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Eggs too. Beans are optional imo.

Ah yes what refined presentation hon hon

Not even cherry picked, it was the first thing off wikipedia

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>eat it raw
If you eat it raw it won't taste well, that's my point.
It's not a good tomato. The color is not right.

ah yes, the french "cuisine"

Looks good, faggot.

>regional cuisine
That's actually what peasants ate, it's not supposed to look good. We have other types of cooking, like haute cuisine and nouvelle cuisine that invariably focus on presentation.

I'm talking about presentation dumdum I'm not claiming that it wouldn't taste nice, classic Spaniard can't read

Fuck off, Im going back to bed

Yes and guess what English peasants eat?? Do you think a man with a hangover or a builder about to do a days work cares about presentation either? Do you think that our nice restaurants are going to serve food like that?

Wouldn't be surprised if one of your hotels did.

English "cuisine" is crap. Get over it. But not only yours, nordic and central-european is too.

NOT going to tolerate anyone chatting shit about full english FUCK OFF

$20 none of you even know how to microwave water but you'll piss all over each other about food anyway

Half an english is shite enough already, so a full english...

Everything in that pic is good for you, so I don’t understand why you’re complaining.

Why would anyone bother posting a worker/hangover breakfast on the internet anyway?

>why does the jap flag poster make bait threads

Welcome to Sup Forums and the internet, newfriend.

because Japan doesn't have a breakfast culture apart from grilled salmon and natto. So we like to judge others

>Why would anyone bother posting a worker/hangover breakfast on the internet anyway?

people post videos of themselves stuffing shit into their vaginas on the internet

??

I could go for some of that right now. Doesn't look much but tastes amazing

Why is Japan's breakfast so Brit-tier? is getting up in the morning too tough?

Is that /brit/ enough, lads?

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Looks alright, but next time don't use American bacon. It's nice to have hash browns and toast too, Mabye black pudding if you like it.

Looks good hans

yes

There's so much terrible Anglo food to choose from and you choose the BEST breakfast in the world...

Am I a pleb if I don't like the black circle things?

The sausage, beans, eggs, shrooms and everything else is alright but the black stuff puts me off.

lol

why do you murder poor tomatoes

God tier anglo confidence. I wish I can approach everything in life with this attitude.

It's called ignorance.

I don't think Dutch food is much better.

based DRC btfoing wh*toids

The dirty disgusting kichten for sure, pubic hair on the wall is nice tho

nice flag