Trump has just appointed you as Secretary of Covfefe. What do you do in your new position?

Trump has just appointed you as Secretary of Covfefe. What do you do in your new position?

legalize cunny

Free covfefes for everyone.

kms

Sterilize the male portion of the 56%
Assign a superior black bull to every white American female

drone bomb government buildings, universities and news companies

Round up every immigrant and deport them. Then strip citizenship from every naturalized person and deport them too. If deportation isnt an option then labor camps will do

tweet a bunch of high grade shitposts to troll the american people

Implement mandatory baneposting classes on universities.

Require all theaters to be renamed as kinoplexes.

defect to best corea

hahaha

we did it reddit!

Implement no singles policy nationwide

based fucking Kimmy

get paid to shitpost

Give a flat $1 tax to all citizens to my retirement fund. Semi annually

the future now looks bright

put all the pedophiles in a sewer and electrocute them

>tfw only 2 of the things on Trump's side are not true

make it law that Disney can no longer make Star Wars movies

This

Considering how easy of a target Trump is to the left, why do they always focus on his hands?

It seems kind of petty and shallow.

more like drumpf lmao

You mean like how everyone made fun of Obama's huge ears? It's a caricature and Trump has small hands so they are going to be exaggerated

>implying they don't make fun of Trump for tons of other things

Produce DCEU and Lego DC movies, and 90% of all Warner Bros movies.

Will covfefe be Trump's most lasting legacy.

Ever since Fallon showed the world that his hair is real, it was the only other thing they could desperate try to cling to

>Shitposter in Chief
I'm proud to serve

>asks prostitutes to pee on him
is -probably- the first untrue one, whats the second?