Trump has just appointed you as Secretary of Covfefe. What do you do in your new position?
Trump has just appointed you as Secretary of Covfefe. What do you do in your new position?
legalize cunny
Free covfefes for everyone.
kms
Sterilize the male portion of the 56%
Assign a superior black bull to every white American female
drone bomb government buildings, universities and news companies
Round up every immigrant and deport them. Then strip citizenship from every naturalized person and deport them too. If deportation isnt an option then labor camps will do
tweet a bunch of high grade shitposts to troll the american people
Implement mandatory baneposting classes on universities.
Require all theaters to be renamed as kinoplexes.
defect to best corea
hahaha
we did it reddit!
Implement no singles policy nationwide
based fucking Kimmy
get paid to shitpost
Give a flat $1 tax to all citizens to my retirement fund. Semi annually
the future now looks bright
put all the pedophiles in a sewer and electrocute them
>tfw only 2 of the things on Trump's side are not true
make it law that Disney can no longer make Star Wars movies
This
Considering how easy of a target Trump is to the left, why do they always focus on his hands?
It seems kind of petty and shallow.
more like drumpf lmao
You mean like how everyone made fun of Obama's huge ears? It's a caricature and Trump has small hands so they are going to be exaggerated
>implying they don't make fun of Trump for tons of other things
Produce DCEU and Lego DC movies, and 90% of all Warner Bros movies.
Will covfefe be Trump's most lasting legacy.
Ever since Fallon showed the world that his hair is real, it was the only other thing they could desperate try to cling to
>Shitposter in Chief
I'm proud to serve
>asks prostitutes to pee on him
is -probably- the first untrue one, whats the second?