alri lads
/brit/
Hunter Bell
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Eli Sanders
wacky bruce
Jason Edwards
CHAD radical centrist DESTROYS labour left COWARD
Chase King
DAMNIT WHY AM I SO SLOW
Colton Evans
Wise man once told me 'girls who study psychology at uni are fucked in the head'
rings true so far
Elijah Thomas
greggs can eat my entire arse. i found these in tesco for 65p
Evan Hall
Griefing csgo with the lads right now haha
Austin Sanchez
the past four thread OPs have involved frogs
Jonathan Anderson
Bentley Moore
want to have a wank but i'm VERY low on bog roll
Adrian Williams
summer
Christopher Martin
all girls are fucked in the head
Oliver Peterson
medal's in the post
Jaxson Anderson
Asher Ward
use your phone for porn and wank right into the toilet bowl
Logan James
aryan goddess
Christopher Harris
any yank men in?
Cameron King
Tyler Lewis
got some sausages in the oven, might even do some eggs and put it all between two slices of brown bread haha
Logan Brooks
how come? seem to all think theyre witches or some bollocks
Nathan Howard
My first steroid cycle.
Luke Wright
me rn
Adam Rodriguez
can almost see 4 pussies on that couch
Blake Robinson
No thanks, bog-trotter.
>>>/eire/
Ian Walker
virgin freak
Austin Morales
imagine being that big
madness
Ayden Harris
Are there foxes in the scottish highlands?
Jose Walker
took Mustafi out of my fantasy team FML
Christian Adams
the ol' oom
Joshua Martinez
should i quit videogames? will it improve my life? suggest new hobby
Xavier Smith
Joseph Myers
very soyboy
Jace White
i use XLs
they're not THAT much bigger than regular ones
Wyatt Rodriguez
no; no; shitposting
Bentley Ward
having a poo now lads. Feels good.
Camden Flores
anyone remember third eye/pineal gland posting?
Miss it
Ryan Evans
wankahs
Jace Morris
not really mate
Elijah Williams
That’s because, as Vice reported back in May, white supremacists have decided that Swift is a covert Nazi and “Aryan goddess.” Without asking for it, or doing anything to deserve it, one of America’s biggest pop stars has turned into a neo-fascist icon. It’s a strange turn of events.
What makes it even stranger is that Swift, contrary to popular belief, isn’t Aryan at all. She’s a member of the Tribe. A Chosen, not a Christian. A yenta, not a shiksa. She is, to borrow a phrase from my friend’s gentile grandmother, a Deep Hebrew.
Taylor Swift is Jewish, is what I’m getting at.
This is common knowledge in the Jewish community, but for whatever reason it’s not widely known among non-Jews. I suppose that’s because Swift (née Taylor Swiftowitz) is extremely private about her religious upbringing and personal beliefs.
My friend’s cousin was at her Bat Mitzvah. It was held at Temple Beth Keshet in the suburbs of Philadelphia, and it was reportedly extravagant even by upper middle-class reform standards.
Austin Thompson
>private eye
>videogames
definitely
Brody Green
>you're uglier than her
Umm sweaty I am cute as fuck and at the same time extremely masculine, an almost impossible feat that I accomplish every walking second. I once pulled a 19 years old Instagram model with 50k follower, shagged a French newspaper vendor in her shop, almost pulled Marion Maréchal Le Pen to name a few.
Thomas Turner
>i use XLs
Samuel Rivera
Camden Robinson
1. false
2. don't care
Owen White
Alan, can I ask for your opinion on something?
Kevin Miller
Back with the GF lads. I'm meeting her parents on wednesday. Fuck it.
Isaiah Powell
your last "gf" looked like a bloke
Justin Nelson
>née Taylor Swiftowitz
Holy fuck I thought you put that in there as a laugh but it's actually real.
Logan James
>I once pulled a 19 years old Instagram model with 50k follower, shagged a French newspaper vendor in her shop, almost pulled Marion Maréchal Le Pen to name a few.
Charles Walker
>i use condoms
Nicholas Brown
>Umm sweaty I am cute as fuck and at the same time extremely masculine, an almost impossible feat that I accomplish every walking second. I once pulled a 19 years old Instagram model with 50k follower, shagged a French newspaper vendor in her shop, almost pulled Marion Maréchal Le Pen to name a few.
(alan won't even get this gimmick)
Cooper Ortiz
Nicholas Hall
Yes
Grayson Baker
how do they feel about her sex change?
Kevin Campbell
based
knew she was one of the chosen
Benjamin Rodriguez
love foxes
youtube.com
Brandon Baker
that article is fake news you dumb-dumb
Wyatt Perez
I am f*cking based and I'm f*cking proud
Ayden Sanchez
Listening to echo & the bunnymen
Oliver Morales
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Aaron Price
Exquisite Jayposting
Gavin Collins
hate faylight
hate daylight savings time
hate the light shining in my eyes
could do without it honestly
Charles Thompson
haha you're the mong that hates videogames haha imagine being in your twenties and not playing video games bet you're a right laugh at parties
Jeremiah Watson
taylor swift doesn't have big enough tits to be jewish
Evan Martinez
Yeah my uncle's both Russian wives did
Jeremiah Diaz
don't care
never will
send the bill
Tyler Morris
is /brit/ finally waking up to the jewpill? chosen are are fucking extraordinarily hot and wife material.
Gavin Stewart
I don't go to parties when the main topics of conversation are videogames and soy based products
Samuel Nguyen
>Gauge
>Pronounced Gayge
Arbitrary, perfidious language. Wish we all spoke Chinese already.
Thomas Nelson
cool
Michael Young
Hate the Jews
Just wish they would leave me alone
Chase Lewis
That's it, I'm done with the shitposting, memes and gimmicks.
Let's actually have a discussion.
Jacob Ortiz
no you don't
Aiden Barnes
sent ;)
Wyatt Hughes
why do you speak it then?
english is the official language of earth
Mason Walker
Anyone else amazed at how fortnite has managed to become popular with Deanos?
Asher King
any Mao Zedong man in?
Angel Jones
>I use condoms
Christian Fisher
I suppose you go to parties where everybody goes fishing and plays darts
Parker Martinez
What colour should I paint my front door; bottle green, carmine red, or jet black?
Mason Turner
I played it before it became Deano
Angel Ward
nothing wrong with having a jewish gf as long as none of her family are elites
Jaxon James
£500
Cameron Collins
no because I don't play games nor interact with other humans
Nicholas Morales
is it free on PS+?
my dad is playing it and I don't think he'd part with cash just to try a shooter
Michael Thomas
does he has an accent? how it sounds for a native speakers?
Logan Collins
>hot
>Wife material
>Jew
State of you mate, would rather take a succubus as my wife
Chase Murphy
I used a crisp bag. Just rinse it under the tap.
Isaiah Wood
FREE MARTIN SELLNER
William Stewart
>english is the official language of earth
Not denying that. Just saying things could have been different, and better.
Christian Jackson
missed the cutoff for the new thread
but basically English is traditionally an oral language with only recent literary tradition (and that written form being heavily influenced by French which doesn't much relate to how English is spoken)
Juan Sanchez
it's a F2P game
Aaron Wright
no, I go to parties that aren't inhabited by manchildren
Jonathan Miller
t. has never met a jewish girl
Brody Jenkins
What happened to him?
Kayden Rodriguez
*does he have
Nathan Campbell
Don't know who that is
Cooper Taylor
Oh so you're autistic and don't actually get invited to parties okay then.
William Bell
Depends on the colour of the walls. But bottle green with white walls or brick red with yellowish walls will be very relaxing for you to come home to after a hard day of toil.
Samuel Bailey
so what? you mother could have been your father
it is what it is just accept it and move on with your life