JIMMY KIMMEL NEW WORLD ORDER

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>Pickle can
>I see you misspoke a word in your argument, tough luck buddy

he's sold OUT

kek kek. this.

How in the fuck do you go from The Man Show to that?

Alex Jones is fucking cancer.

He lost his man card. Too bad Adam can't make him another.

>Alex Jones is getting bigger and bigger

This is just amazing.

Hillary fucking Clinton talked about him. Now Jimmy Kimmel.

>you're fit to be president if you open a pickle jar
>you don't need to open a pickle jar if you're the president

alex jones will be voting for hill

He spent about as much time analyzing Alex Jones analyzing his segment as Jones did analyzing the original segment.

Hopefully Alex will create another video analyzing Kimmels new segment so we can keep the loop going

What's hilarious is I would have never seen this if this faggot didn't respond to a "conspiracy theory." But now that I have it seriously looks like Alex is right, the jar was already opened and she obviously acted her way through it in her usual balloon-face way "is this what the humans do when they open jars???"

It's ridiculous how much everyone is in bed with Clinton. We really have a one party state bros. Trump save us from ourselves; we don't deserve you, but we need you.

Predictable move, label the person a conspiracy nutcase instead of arguing why there was no pop. It would have been more convincing if he said it did make a "pop" sound but that it just wasn't picked up by the mic.

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

YES
YES
YEEESSSSS

The response of the water-filter salesman himself:
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the sound has nothing to do with it, its only hard at the beginning.

I heard Kimmels studio is inside an old freemasonic temple

Eventually, the day comes when the guy signing your check needs to know what side you're on

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good chance he will

>alex jones comes on
Am I a faggot for actually liking Alex's voice? I don't think it matches his body/face at all. When I hear his voice I envision someone completely different but I like his deep raspy voice.

Yeah I think that means I'm a faggot. Fuck.

> mfw Adam learns Paintshop Pro to anonymously make Kimmel memes

"Do they even sell pickles in a can?""

Crowd: "Hahahaha."

>Alex Jones found dead in a barbell accident

>Jimmy kimmel trying to mask a threat with "comedy"

That was werid as fuck how he went through all that

It's scratchy and hard to listen to

Wish he would just speak normally

THIS ANNOYED ME MORE THAN ANYTHING.

WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING? OF COURSE YOU CAN GET CANNED PICKLES.

>he's a grown man talking about me opening pickles for 7 minutes!
proceeds to talk about that man talking about him for 7 minutes
>what does opening pickles even PROVE?
exactly, why did you have her do that to show she's healthy, you stupid fuck

Make no mistake, that was a warning.

RIP Alex Jones

He was found with 6 self inflicted gun shot wounds to the back of his head. Very tragic.

huh i guess im a #PickleMissile now

By the way: how did they do this skit? That's obviously a fake gun (duh).

Did they have a little explosive inside the jar? How did they set it to go off right as he pulled the trigger of that gun?

it was a pellet gun

Looks like it might be a bb gun.

She looked like she was straining her ass off to open that jar

I'll give Kimmel he knows how to make a joke funny sometimes. but he really did not know what he was getting into supporting Shillary, or he knew and was ready to make the deflection.

either way, Pickles are obviously a hoax, glad that's over, time to get back to every other cover up.

enjoy youtube.com/watch?v=eYXe1Ht-aoI

check his youtube, Jones did a segment already

>Make no mistake, that was a warning.

No doubt. Think Jones perceived it that way?

>This goes all the way to Vlasic.

Did Kimmel just name the kosher pickle?

a charge inside the pickle box, BB guns are just not as explosive

Also Kimmel couldn't even prove the the glass of pickles wasn't opened before. He didn't even went into Jones' concerns.

jsut look at that nose

Alex Jones and Sam Hyde are the only e celebs we can trust

JIMMY MUST RESPOND TO SAVE HILLARY'S HONOR

yup, so he had his mexican help with a skit where he takes the burdon of being the one who opened hillary's jar.

you can make a controvery with anything as long as Hillary is in the room, frankly.

BAsed Pickle Merchant shows how strong Hillary is.

See told you guys she's healthy sheesh.

I like how you hear a pop sound in the backstage footage. Not sure if subtle joke or exposure.

Sarah Silverman

JK ditched Adam, because sarah threw a bitch fit.

I noticed this as well.

also
>mfw 1776 get in an Alex Jones thread

how indeed

>youtube.com/watch?v=5-mWq5B6sU0

>so he had his mexican help with a skit where he takes the burdon of being the one who opened hillary's jar.
POTTERY

In fact, the process of sealing a preserve in a mason jar is called canning. Fucking libtards can't even into language.

i find it kind of funny, that Jimmy would even acknowledge Alex Jones, let alone respond to him.

If Alex truly was just a nut job "conspiracy theorist", and Hillary truly did open that jar of pickles, then why even bother acknowledging Jones at all? Who cares what some crazy internet personality has to say.

But no, He actually went out of his way to acknowledge, and ridicule Alex for even suggesting that the thing was staged.

This is what guilty people do when they're caught red handed.

You obviously do not know what masons do, do you?

The answer to 1984 is your last 4 digits.

>do it hans

Comparing Freemasons to the Illuminati/NWO is like comparing the Boy Scouts to the Marines. The Freemasons are a bunch of old, fat, white guys who sit around circle jerking in their social circle. Kinda like Sup Forums.

That was the most painfully unfunny shit I've watched in a long time.

WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alex Jones is such a fucking retard

This fixation on Hillary's health is probably the most pathetic thing to come from Trump supporters. Of all the things on this board, Alex Jones fans make me embarrassed to come here.

>inb4 butthurt Trump shills to defend their male vitality pill pusher

>if you ignore him you're hiding from the facts
>if you respond to him you're obviously guilty
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....

yea I like his voice as well. Alex Jones is the best youtuber

Thanks for correcting the record

>and so begins the attack on Alex Jones

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Thanks for fighting the reptillians

the idea of liberty will NEVER DIE. DOWN WITH THE GLOBALISTS

Hillary Clinton attacking Alex Jones DIRECTLY BY NAME: youtube.com/watch?v=PB9gNS-Huz0&index=9&list=PLxUMzdvb2rT22MRleE2LB_v4_G2_Nw8yy

>search google for canned pickles

>see pic related

Australia is right for once

"black man cumm"
"sissy cuck hypno.."
LOL u just put those there for lulz u fuck

took some digging but i found one.

canned_pickles.jpg

>believes bigfoot was responsible for 911

how can one many be so red pilled

Also win Ben steins money. He was good at making fun of the contestants.

2+ hours, uhhh, where is the part i need to hear?

Pop, AND a very short rotation, just as Alex said it should be. Like 35 degrees, not 180.

look at his face when he shoots. Little bitch has never shot a gun in his life.

>not understanding that the freemasons are the 1% controlled by the 0.0001% to ensure power through a pyramid scheme.

It doesn't take a fucking genius to figure that one out...

nano-thermite charges inside the pickle jar
If you watch it frame by frame you can tell there's no muzzle flash. The gun is a fake.

I live around a lot of freemasons and I can tell you that is false. They are a exclusive club for mainly helping each other out with job hookups. Half of the fuckers have no money and are inbred rednecks.

Listen to the first ten minutes and turn if off if you're not hooked

the end was pretty funny though

its a mystery

What's up with these American shows like this?

*Clip plays*

"wow, seriously? Wow. Can you believe this? Didn't see that coming. Amazing!"

*Laughter erupts*

*shuffles to the side, cheeky grim*

"Ha, really gotcha there hey? That sure was a joke. Wow, absolutely cray-zee. Wow"

*Laughter and next clip plays*

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>The Hymie ((((Kimmel)))) Shoah

Yep this is some legit politics.

That's a controlled demolition.

Look at how it falls at free fall speed.

I have already found my waifu

It's an inside job. Mossad

enlighten me

Jones certainly took it as a threat. That's why he was trying to be funny and failing so bad. That whole segment at the end was his message back that his own guns are only for show and he isn't a threat.

those are usually entered apprentice, fellow and master mason degree.

Did you know there are more degrees?

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Just like bill mahr.
>trump spews insults like a twelve year old
>the orange bloated bad hair piece poppy head

Main stream liberal TV personalities have no self-awareness.

Did he just admit he loosened it?

Squib pack they use in action movies etc for gun shots

when?

Yea he did he talked about it

It was a legit threat, but who cares, if they killed Alex jones the world would explode lololol

The whole video

When he began saying, "Even if we did loosen it"
He then went into a tyraid about why it didn't matter
Then attempted to imply opening the pickels as not a role of the president ignoring the point.

All sign pretty obviously indicate to deflecting

Plausible deniability only matters when it comes to the law

yes, he did. that's why he had to paint alex jones as a whacko. that's the oldest trick in the book when it comes to discrediting conspiracies.

the fake laugh tracks are to program the average viewer into believing anything from AJ is absurd.

Kimmel never addressed the popping noise or the manner in which hillary took off the lid. Only the idea of Alex being crazy.

he had to discredit AJ after Hillary legitimized him

>he had to discredit AJ after Hillary legitimized him
great point

Just go to a different website if you're too good for us ;)