Dark Army of Sup Forums Declares War on the United Nations

So Sup Forums, how about we write a letter
Feel free to give recommendations as to what to write in the letter and if any changes should be made as I post updates

Title is pretty cringe, someone give me ideas of what to change it to

Don't get ahead of yourself.

Kid.

So a war between the con men "UN" vs random on the internet... hmm

Where will the battle take place, inside our own minds? hahaha

WE

>UN receives war declaration from dark army of Sup Forums alt-right racist shitlords
>UN is deeply concerned

Ok I'll start. 3 words at a time.

Dear United Nations,

I hope they understand satire

...ARE WRITING TO ANNOUNCE...

WUZ

WE WUZ HANGZ AND SHIT

JEWS

>Not using reddit as a scapegoat

newfags

That you are all faggots

This is just dumbass idea.

; except you henry. You're great.

>Black Fedora, leader of the Black Army of Reddit.

Here's how it looks so far, needs substance
don't worry I'll make sure the Jews and their lies are mentioned

TELL THEM FUCK THE NEW WORLD ORDER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

PEPE!!!

With that in mind

> newfag not scapegoating anyone

fuck off

what kind of autiism is this? shitty hillary gives all non-democrats/republicans a shitty blanket label and now you fucking autists want to declare war on the u.n. under that shitty label.

Fuck the NWO right in the pussy.

Regard, Pepe.

The alt right getting caught was part of our plan!

Ban Ki Moon loves cocks

BAZINGA

lmao sweet!
Hey, I have an idea, how about we not fucking shoot ourselves in the foot at all you complete sperg

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

ATTENTION MEN OF Sup Forums

criticism is welcome and encouraged

Why not?

Dear UN, it has come to our attention that you have become obsolete. We offer you this, one and only warning, to cease your elitist global take over agenda. Failure to do so within 44 hours will result in the following action.
We will unleash our most powerful cyberweapon upon you, the devastating and feared Frog of Do0oM.

>t. Fat Autistic Neckbeard

The alt right getting caught was part of our plan!

(Dude please, we need baneposting for this to work. As many bane quotes as possible.)

...

The party can should be arriving any moment, en route to Pinckney, Michigan.

You'll get arrested for being a troll, faggot.

We demand the payment of all 1.7 trillion good boy points and chicken tendies. Failure to comply will result in full and utter pee pee poo poo all over your new world order.

>+3Bjs
That ID thou

>heed our battle cry

PEPE!!!

Signed,
Ray Svarnau and Gus T. Kykesh

head these words

>Philadelphia

I'm confident some French intern will read this and probably just throw it in the recycle bin

So is the "Dark Army" one of aggression?
Or one that only attacks when attacked?
Might want to have some ground rules where that is concerned.

Oh wait thought way too deep on the Dumb UN. Sorry, OP.

Kill yourself for this faggy thread.

you got me

It looks pretty shit so far which is just as I expected from you goys

Why would they have anyone that isn't a college student read their stupid questions with no political significance to them at all?

Army is faget. Want be Dark air force.

rotflmao

>you got me
I can not trust thy bait with my sacred hook

Well they would listen if all of us anons sent the same message to them, OP. But then again they could make good money off the tension. Really makes you think.

Wait, better version, signed
Gaz T. Kykesh, Ray Svornau

Add bane posting.
Bane posting makes everything better

And type it all in L33TSP34K for the lulz

Thats what I said.

SHITPOSTERS

Good call but it seems like op doesnt care.

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

After popular opinion seems to be that I'm a fag, I'm done.
Abandon thread.

...

GET IN THE FUCKING THREAD, PEPE!

and thats exactly the reason we should do it

YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT OUR SECRET HANDSHAKE

OP you raging homo,

kill yourself please

NEW THREAD

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>War
War is for fags. Sup Forums operates.

You must know. This is a dire matter indeed, for we wuz kings and shiet. You fucking cucks of right, fear us. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! You normiefags need to get . Your fucking dead, kiddo.

he's a big guy

we loyal followers

Of the Dark Army hereby declare