Why do Peter Parker hide from Aunt May that he's the Spider Man?

Why do Peter Parker hide from Aunt May that he's the Spider Man?

That he shot web to her nightly

Dose jeans, unff

What's going on, Aunt May?

because he has deep shame over letting uncle ben die you ignorant motherfucker

>be me
>get home after a long day riding around on the new york subway staring at cute mulattos
>take off my spidey suit and launch it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the elastic is
>it's covered in rips and brown stains and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the costume and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing the suit
>put it back on, one last time
>one final webbing
>launch out of my room
>swing up the corridor
>burst into my aunt's room to ask her to call me cab to take me to the halloween store so she can buy me another cheap knockoff chinese deadpool costume
>my aunt is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the supersuit infuses me with the spirit of spider-man
>fly onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab wildly at my aunt's engorged labia, ejaculating my dark grey webbing all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "you'll get your rent when you f-fix the god damn door"
>take the spidey suit off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my aunt kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the mask on my crusty deadpool costume
>point my hand to the stars
>bring my middle fingers in like Tobey and whisper "Go web"
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>realise that with great power indeed comes great responsibility
>it's going to be a long winter

HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG

She could have been your aunty but she wans't your mommy

Don't do it, Peter!

She's like fifty

>sorry Marisa, you still look hot, we gotta get even uglier wardrobe

I kekkled

the real question is why he has not raped her since she looks like a sexdriven milf.

50 and a decent body like that with no fat stomach?
UNF

the milfier they are, the better

imagine a hot mommy type forcing you to lick her cute butthole and ordering you to call her 'mommy' every time you come up for air

He did. It'll be in Jon Watts directors cut.

>being this much of a beta bitchboy

If you don't like MILF's I genuinely think you're a pedo

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I'm falling in love

Jesuschrist she has autism

gross

>I will never be that chair

>fat best friend

uhmm excuse me? how about just "supportive best friend", whats with the body shaming?

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