HEY ALAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
HEY ALAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL
HEY ROSE USE THE STAIRS LOL
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
where are his legs
>men men men men men men men men
hey rose be a dear and fetch my aids medication
>that episode where Charlie puts a loaded magnum in Alan's mouth and forces him to shoot heroin with a dirty needle and makes Jake watch
that one was dark
HEY WHORES, SUCK MY AIDS-RIDDEN COCK LOL
hey kid you're fat and stupid lmao
>that episode where Charlie bangs his mom while Alan is down stairs
frog posters are the light of this world
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>That episode where Alan and Charlie double team Candy at Jake's birthday party
Hot as fuck desu
honestly I miss this show
2008. having it playing in the background on my crt while I lay in bed and shitpost on Sup Forums from my laptop after another shitty day at school
>"Charlie, please stop, why are you doing this to me?"
>"Baal in the Valley of Ben-Hinnom commands me to surrender their sons, daughters and you yes your mother painfully in her sleep tonight to Moloch unless you reply to this post"
>meeennnnnnnnnn
>"Wow, two brothers in one hole, that's gotta be some kind of record
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen
How do you go from this?
"Oh Charly it's terrible OMG!"
"What is it Alan."
"Jake just had a blood test, for some reason he has AIDS!"
"Whooa, how did that happen?"
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
To this?
>Jake comes in and wants to join ,thinks a blowjob is pissing in a girls mouth but Candy ends up surprisingly liking it
top scene
Why grow your beard out when it looks that bad?
You make him hang around Charlie Sheen
also filename kek
I've done that once
it's called not giving a fuck
mask' you somethin charlie
I googled "two and a half men blowjob pee" and the results are pretty good.
this is how my beard looks if I grow it
humiliating tbqh
HEY JAKE, SHAVE YOUR BEARD LOL
Fuck you, you polo wearing leg day skipping faggot
I regret that I just did this.
HEY JAKE, WANNA BE BLOOD BROTHERS?
>mhhheeennnnn
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION WITH CANDY NOW ALAN
Which two and a half men bimbo was best bimbo?
asking the real questions here
rose was the best girl
Kandy was the best bimbo: hottest and dumbest.
Rose was best girl, before they fladerized her into becoming completely insane.
Chelsea was hot, but insufferable.
>tfw you'll never have someone like Rose who just wants to be with you
kek
Kandi and Chelsea were both insanely hot.
Chelsea has a magnificent pair of tits. Just magnificent.
Alan's wife was best girl, wanna fuck that ugly-hot (kike??) bitch
the bikini scenes with her were fuckin hot
>ugly-hot (kike??)
That's exactly what it is. Jewish women are strange
Yeah, but chelsea was an annoying cunt
Yeah but what woman isn't?
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Hey Alan, did you know that nearly 40% of the male population in Zimbabwe are either HIV positive or have full-blown AIDS? That's like, one in every two and a half
>mennnnnnnnnnn
Jake is clearly a boy not half a man
the actor was a dwarf so its a kind of pun
ugly-hot is my fetish ._.
...
kek
Charlie struggles with PTSD, flashbacks to the village he cut down in Quảng Trị. Alan has a date but Jake wants to go see a hockey game.
>MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HEY CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOR LOL
I actually forget how old this show is
>Jake pesters Charlie about going to blockbuster and renting the new final fantasy
>it's final fantasy 10
>FF10 is 16 years old
>The game they rented from Blockbuster is old
The fact that they were able to rent it from Blockbuster should be the hint
My point was when the episode aired blockbusters were still around and a 16 year old game was roughly only 5 or so years old
TO THIS