HEY ALAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

HEY ALAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

HEY ROSE USE THE STAIRS LOL
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN

where are his legs

>men men men men men men men men

hey rose be a dear and fetch my aids medication

>that episode where Charlie puts a loaded magnum in Alan's mouth and forces him to shoot heroin with a dirty needle and makes Jake watch

that one was dark

HEY WHORES, SUCK MY AIDS-RIDDEN COCK LOL

hey kid you're fat and stupid lmao

>that episode where Charlie bangs his mom while Alan is down stairs

frog posters are the light of this world

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>That episode where Alan and Charlie double team Candy at Jake's birthday party

Hot as fuck desu

honestly I miss this show

2008. having it playing in the background on my crt while I lay in bed and shitpost on Sup Forums from my laptop after another shitty day at school

>"Charlie, please stop, why are you doing this to me?"
>"Baal in the Valley of Ben-Hinnom commands me to surrender their sons, daughters and you yes your mother painfully in her sleep tonight to Moloch unless you reply to this post"
>meeennnnnnnnnn

>"Wow, two brothers in one hole, that's gotta be some kind of record

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen

How do you go from this?

"Oh Charly it's terrible OMG!"
"What is it Alan."
"Jake just had a blood test, for some reason he has AIDS!"
"Whooa, how did that happen?"
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN

To this?

>Jake comes in and wants to join ,thinks a blowjob is pissing in a girls mouth but Candy ends up surprisingly liking it

top scene

Why grow your beard out when it looks that bad?

You make him hang around Charlie Sheen

also filename kek

I've done that once

it's called not giving a fuck

mask' you somethin charlie

I googled "two and a half men blowjob pee" and the results are pretty good.

this is how my beard looks if I grow it

humiliating tbqh

HEY JAKE, SHAVE YOUR BEARD LOL

Fuck you, you polo wearing leg day skipping faggot

I regret that I just did this.

HEY JAKE, WANNA BE BLOOD BROTHERS?
>mhhheeennnnn

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION WITH CANDY NOW ALAN

Which two and a half men bimbo was best bimbo?

asking the real questions here

rose was the best girl

Kandy was the best bimbo: hottest and dumbest.
Rose was best girl, before they fladerized her into becoming completely insane.
Chelsea was hot, but insufferable.

>tfw you'll never have someone like Rose who just wants to be with you

kek

Kandi and Chelsea were both insanely hot.

Chelsea has a magnificent pair of tits. Just magnificent.

Alan's wife was best girl, wanna fuck that ugly-hot (kike??) bitch

the bikini scenes with her were fuckin hot

>ugly-hot (kike??)
That's exactly what it is. Jewish women are strange

Yeah, but chelsea was an annoying cunt

Yeah but what woman isn't?

>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Hey Alan, did you know that nearly 40% of the male population in Zimbabwe are either HIV positive or have full-blown AIDS? That's like, one in every two and a half
>mennnnnnnnnnn

Jake is clearly a boy not half a man

the actor was a dwarf so its a kind of pun

ugly-hot is my fetish ._.

...

kek

Charlie struggles with PTSD, flashbacks to the village he cut down in Quảng Trị. Alan has a date but Jake wants to go see a hockey game.

>MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

HEY CARMELLA SHUT THE DOOR LOL

I actually forget how old this show is
>Jake pesters Charlie about going to blockbuster and renting the new final fantasy
>it's final fantasy 10
>FF10 is 16 years old

>The game they rented from Blockbuster is old

The fact that they were able to rent it from Blockbuster should be the hint

My point was when the episode aired blockbusters were still around and a 16 year old game was roughly only 5 or so years old

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