DUDE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE TOO FUCKIN STUPID LMAO

DUDE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE TOO FUCKIN STUPID LMAO

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AND EVERYONE IS GAY, LOL.

DUDE THE ORGY AT THE END LMAO

>actually watching this jew garbage
you're the real problem user

The allegory never made sense to me, because in the movie they can literally visit their heaven and look at it first hand. How is that relatable to real life?

dude just relax lmao smoke some weed

This actually true, lol.
>big, fat dude who lives in the sky created everything a while ago
c'mon, don't be a retard.

But you are. Show me, with irrefutable proof, that your so-called "god" exists. Do it now. Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Judaism, even the Pastafarian. Show me right this moment, that you know precisely who I am and your so-called "god" exists. Otherwise, fuck you. Fuck you and everything you fucking stand for.

Wanna throw some pictures of unattractive men or women wearing out-of-fashion hats, possibly with amusing quotes seemingly attributed to them? Take your best fucking shot. Wanna throw some pictures of seemingly-autistic men or women wielding giant swords? Take your BEST FUCKING SHOT.

it was animated kino

This movie wasn't even outlandish or worth getting mad at. It was boring and mediocre as hell. None of the jokes landed and the animation was shit.

nice pasta

>fat
nice projection

Can you prove there are no gods? Lack of evidence does not equal proof, by the way. Taking a hard stance on this issue is academically dishonest, and a trait of those more insecure than most. Not to mention debating this is a colossal waste of energy.

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UUURP PASS ME THE GOD BUUURP MORTY OH WAIT
GOD ISNT REAL MORTY BUUURRRP FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK UUUURPPPPP RELIGIOUS PEOPLE

now that's what i call degeneracy

You made the claim, you cunt. Just like all the cunts before you who used fear and violence to prey on the weak and stupid throughout history. Bring me your so-called "god". The ball's always been in YOUR court, cunt. Remember, YOU made the claim.

Now fucking BRING IT.

Not an argument, shithead. Memes are all you have. Memes are all you'll EVER FUCKING HAVE.

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t. religion fag false flagging as an autistic atheist

>autistic
Not an argument. Still no proof? Fuck you.

poor animators

DUDE FUCK RELIGIOUS BELIEFS (except judaism) AND CONVENTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS, JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT

How is this a bad thing to believe unless you have a stick up your ass

>You made the claim, you cunt. Bring me your so-called "god". The ball's always been in YOUR court, cunt. Remember, YOU made the claim.
>Looking for physical evidence of a transcendent being
It's a system based on belief and faith. How can brainlets not grasp this?
>Just like all the cunts before you who used fear and violence to prey on the weak and stupid throughout history
I'll bet you think religion stifled scientific progress in the past too. Also, where's that utopia founded on atheist "principles"?

Luke 4:12
And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
But you want a miracle to just appear and even then I'm sure you'll rationally try to explain it away.
I was an atheist for over two decades user so don't think I've become an overnight bible thumper.
Once you get some life experiences under your belt you'll either come to accept God or not. That is your decision alone that nobody can make for you.
God bless and go in peace.

>Islam
Are you trying to tell me that the prophet Momo did NOT travel in space on a winged donkey?

So you believe in something that, as the years progress and the occurence of such happening has dwindled so much that it's all-but-negligible? You really are a fucking idiot, aren't you?

Luke was a cuckold and your brain has rapidly deteriorated. Have an unpleasant fucking day.

Momo fucked 9 year olds.

Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

>Buddhism

Buddhism is an atheistic religion

Spout all the shit you want, but until you send me your so-called "god" to spout it for you, colour me unfuckingimpressed. How about you defileth your mouth with a loaded .45, shitkicker?

DUDE IT'S WHATEVER JUST DO YOU

SLIPPERY SLOPE IS NOT A REAL THING, LIKE WHY DO YOU CARE

this. imagine being one of those poor souls who devoted years of their life honing their craft only to have it be used to make food porn. i can just imagine one of them getting a call from their mom asking them about what new projects their working on and having to mumble something about being a part of the new seth rogen comedy while theres a model of a sausage performing analingus on a burrito on their monitor.

>getting upset when someone insults your sky wizard

Lel

Top fucking kek
You seem upset.

It was a decent movie until the last 30 minutes, where it turned into a massive murder blood orgy. You can pinpoint the exact moment the weed took over the writing process. It's proof that studio meddling isn't always a bad thing. All it needed was just one guy in a suit to say, "Maybe we don't need to watch a bunch of hot dogs fucking each other for 15 minutes."

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It's not okay when you upset a sky wizard that mudslimes believe in, though.

>implying it was real justice and not just R&S enjoying harming people they don't like
There isn't anything cerebral, just gratification. They also beat up a middle school bully and a man who was walking a small dog

I imagine they relished in it. You have to realize these animators spend most of their time creating baby movies frame by frame, annoying colorful characters exchanging DreamWorks faces.

They probably fucking leaped at the chance to do something different.

>see poster on this movie
>don't think of it much
>fast forward
>see emoji movie is a thing
>see that my sister is kinda interested in it
>for what reason
>i say "its fucking retarded its probably something like sausage party"
>user... sausage party
>yeah what about it, thats movie for kids isn't it
>no.. actually there's orgy and stuff

I thought that Sausage Party was a movie for kids just like Finding Nemo or something like that

>someone got paid to make this

The whole "general societal moral degradation is eroding the foundation of cilvilization that is the nuclear biological family and thusly retarding humanity's progress and long-term chances of survival" conspiracy thing

This theory works along the lines of:
Family pride and values > personal pride and values > responsible productive member of society

No family pride and values > no personal pride and values > selfish and unproductive and often violent lliability on society

Thus the debate becomes "what constitutes a viable family"?

>So you believe in something that, as the years progress and the occurence of such happening has dwindled so much that it's all-but-negligible? You really are a fucking idiot, aren't you?
It's the other way around. What did atheism ever accomplish? Raising a bunch of fedorafags. That's it. Atheists can't even defend themselves against Muslims savages who also believe in a "skydaddy". They can just thrive in areas that tolerate their beliefs, like some sort of parasite

>Can you prove there are no gods?
Burden of proof is on religious people for claiming there are gods in the first place.
And yes, yes you can. The Greek pantheon, the Egyptian pantheon and the Abrahamic God have been proven as non existant, for example.

i dunno man i dont think actresses who get pushed into doing porn relish doing something different

>83% on rotten tomatoes.

Dan Harmon harmontown rent about him not being annazi and telling normies to stab them kinda makes me think that's actually how he thinks.

>paid

Animators had to work overtime without pay. Those who refused were cut from the credits.

CGI in movies is so cheap because CG artists are treated like two dollar whores. A mediocre animator can earn several thousand a month on Patreon doing Overwatch porn, without deadlines or stress.

So you demand God to appear before you but don't even want to listen to or comprehend His word?
I'm a little confused user and I think you may be as well.
I'm sorry for whatever in your life that has hardened your heart so much to be so confrontational and angry. I hope you find peace.

Says who?

>Pastafarianism
The people who say the believe in that don't actually believe it. It's a joke religion you autist

>atheism
>in my Sup Forums
It's like I'm in Sup Forums 10 years ago

The same people bashing christian God, i.e. liberals.

Civ IV has a lot of hand rubbing

>rick is a moral relativist who sells guns to assasins and his reasoning is essentially "he'd get that gun somehow, i might as well make some money"
>goes out of his way to beat the shit out of a neo nazi

the politics dont even bug me, the character inconsistency is what irks me

Religious people are retarded

Another quality thread OP. If you are so upset about adults not believing in magical sky fairies I suggest you take this garbage to Sup Forums.

I see there's still some good gentlemen left on this website! Hats of to you, sires!

It's an edit you dump ass. He was just some faggot, not a nazi

Are you retarded? He literally has swastika on his shirt

He was bonding with her granddaughter.

this. i'm raising my wife's son to be an enlightened gentlemen such as yourself

retard, watch the episode

>people unironically animated this and thought that it was quality enough to be in theaters, and then the theaters unironically green lit this
Can Hollywood just die already?

Are you sure that wasn't added. I don't remember seeing a swastika on the guy in that episode.

Smoke some DMT or kill yourself and you'll meet God

Don't call me a retard you fucking cunt

What do you think they were beating him for then? Just for wearing suspenders?

It wasnt anti religious, it was totally gnostic.
The world is a prison where the demiurge eat your soul at death.

>kill yourself and you'll meet God
[citation missing, unable to ever be provided]

If it's this kind of "demiurge", then I'm all for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc

>Hot Dog Movie
>Made by Seth Rogan
>Theme is to kill god so you can be a total murdering degenerate

>Preacher TV series
>Theme is that god eventually gets killed by a supernatural cowboy leaving the world free to be total degenerates

You thought that with a name like Sausage Party it was a kids movie?

DUDE SEX JOKES IN KIDS MOVIES NO LONGER BEING TOO SUBTLE LMAO

FUCK GOD MORTY UUUUUURP
30% OF THE US ARE NAZIS
DONT FORGET TO SIDE WITH ANTIFA BLUUURP

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The concept behind it was to take those subtle sex jokes you would find in certain kids films and just make a movie that was nothing but those jokes except none of them were subtle and the movie takes it too far

yup no Jews were involved in this, sorry Sup Forumstards.

>(except judaism)
hmmm

>implying they arent

>relish

>Implying athiests know how the debunk Aristotle's Prime Mover and cosmological argument
>Implying athiests aren't just contrarian cringelords who are """""""""nihilists""""""""" by default and have no intellectual backing behind their presuppositions besides ad populum

>implying atheists are just spooked moralfags, no different from the christfags they hate
>implying egoism isn't the best "ideology" to have
let go of your spooks, god isn't real and neither is morality.

It doesn't matter fuckface. You can argue about the positive aspects of religion all you want. Maybe the world would be 100% a better place if everyone converted to Christian. Maybe everyone would enjoy a perfect quality of life. Maybe atheism is going to destroy society and is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. That doesn't change the fact that god doesn't fucking exist. Pointing out the benefits of religion and the downside of atheism isn't the same as providing proof that what you believe in is actually TRUE.

>Hey even if the noumena doesn't exist and metaphysics is ultimately disproven by logical positivism, religion still build community and a communal sense of the common good
>Which in itself is beneficial to society
Your response
>NO FUCK YOU , FUCK MORALS , AND FUCK THE COMMON GOOD REEEEEEE

I wish Jews were involved. I bet even they could stand such degeneracy

Way to miss the point buddy. You can't persuade anyone to convert to Christianity just by telling them the benefits of it. It doesn't matter how good of a deal it is for them, and how much it benefits "morals" and "the common good" (both spooks btw, but most people believe it so whatever). If people could become Christian without having to believe in blatantly ridiculous shit, then I'm sure you could win people round. Unfortunately, believing in any of that stuff without any semblance of proof existing, is simply too much of a hurdle for any logical person. The best you'll ever be able to get is people role-playing as Christian for the benefits of it, while keeping it secret that they really know it's all nonsense.

plz provide

They were right, this proves there is no loving God.

>Show me, with irrefutable proof, that your so-called "god" exists
The billions of people that believe. Spiritual things exist only if you want them to.

t. Degenerate

>"rick why did you change me into a sausage?"
>"because morty *burp* youre now a sausage"
>"youre sausage morty!"

>complaining about muh degeneracy in Sup Forums of all places

>Supernatural
>Story about two brothers with abandonment and trust issues fighting paranormal monsters while growing increasingly distant due to conflicts in character, also one of them is a vessel for the antichrist, and even angels begin doubt the existence of God
>Brother overcomes his pride and submits before his possessed brother, vowing that he won't leave
>Is sadistically beaten into an inch of life
>Here comes the death blow
>The clouds part
>The sun shines
>God implied to intervene
>Brother momentarily freed
>Defeats Satan by sacrificing himself
>Remaining brother lives as a broken man and attempts to live a normal wife, scarred forever but having made sacrifice for the greater good

Supernatural was a good show.

yes, that's right, over the last 10+ years of existence the general outlook and zeitgeist has shifted from one of devil may care, anarchistic/libertarian values as a REACTION(ARY) or RESPONSE to the slippery slope that young men find themselves recklessly sliding down as a result

really boggles the mind that a site which is and always has been inherently contrarian would be on the cusp of a desired return to more traditional values, higher aspirations as the norm and the goal becomes the destruction of all those things

(((Seth Rogan)))

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Prove to me there is no god. Oh you can't? then youre religious you dumbcunt.
People like to think they have a grasp on whats going on but nobody knows shit.
If youre not agnostic, youre delusional, end of story

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Western animation was a mistake.

Tip of the fedora to you good sir
>Everything I don't believe in is ridiculous
Lmao, nice way to intellectualize anti-dialogical behavior

>"atheist"
>talks for hours about Marvel movies on Reddit
You're a polytheist

Talking sneks are ridiculous. Someone coming back to life after being executed is ridiculous. Two of every species of animal being kept on a boat for 40 days is ridiculous. The claims in the Bible that people refute aren't just some minor little detail that "le edgy atheists" are nitpicking to try and make you look bad, it's really quite major stuff that requires a decent explanation. Which as of yet, every proponent has failed to give.