What the fuck happened?

What the fuck happened?

This was supposed to be New Europe.

Simon Bolivar happened

Only Anglo-Saxons can manage a global empire.

The US and England happened
Then WWII
Also niggers

The Jews, That Happened.

Kind of funny, because Guyana (former Anglo colony) is the best place to live in South America.

>Guyana best place to live in South America

hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahaahahhahah

literally Poo in Loo: South American Edition

is it French Guinea then?

I know one of those places up there is the most developed on the continent.

Francmasonry

The best country in south america is chile. second probably uruguay

blacks, indians and mestizos as a majority. seriously, what did you expect?

at least we didn't turn in Africa 2.0: jungle edition

while a Freemason, the Latin colonies had good leaders up until the late 1800s

Brazil, Mexico etc

Instead of genociding the natives, Spaniards and Portuguese raped them and turned the land into a mongrel populated hellhole.

You are shitting bricks.


Those places are jungle hellholes. Literally the only places that are comfy to live in SA are either not-so-dense jungle and coasts. Living in the Andes makes you subhuman.

I'm talking about territories in general on the continent.

I think it's French Guinea > Chile > Uruguay > Argentina > Brazil etc.

I confused Guyana with French Guinea.

This. Hell, Mexico would be a nice actual place to live if the Spanish just killed their natives.

No. What happened is that the Spaniards used the natives as hard labour, like you fucks used the Africans as Slaves. But in the XX century we stopped marginalizing these people to levels of subhumans, something you did to africans until the 60's.

Everything goes downhill from there

Not enough european settlers arrived as they did in NA. This lead to the native populations being the majority and well yeah.

THIS. /thread.

Same shit explained differently. White altruism was always going to lead to that. They needed to die. White people clearly can't be trusted with subject races

yeaaaah,weeell....it's still better than Africa

socialism happened
and then the CIA
and then socialism again

Here we have almost 0 muslims, can you say the same Achmed?

White mixed mestizos are better than deep dark Africans? Shocker.

Why do Americans make up so much bullshit about South America? Or is it sarcasm? I can't tell with you people anymore, you are so geographically ignorant you manage Australia-tier shitposting without even trying.

Anyway, the Guyanas are fucking shitholes.

sorry but that's not really better than injuns

It's painted Dark Green because it's part of France.
French Guyana (Guinea is in Africa) it's still a shithole.

And if you are gonna rate by the HDI we should be first.

>Venezuela
>high human development

the majority of the people can't even eat 3 times per day

They weren't really colonys since not even 1% of them are white. Guess they never saw value in South America.

It's the 2015 HDI made with 2014 data.
2016 HDI comes out in November.

They mostly stay in line, no bombings, beheading and they don't insist on shoving Sharia law up everyone's asses

>2015 estimates for 2014

they really went downhill

You burgers ruined any potential with the Munroe doctrine.

cmon bro, do your research, none of those places are even remotely decent


and about French Guiana, the fact that France installed a tower to send a fucking rocket into space once a year doesnt make it France

HDI is probably the only decent indicator you can cherrypick out of them and probably just because you have a permanent colony of 100 scientists from ESA whose salaries are 500 times higher than the total GDP of the rest of the country

Monroe*

South Brazil is the new Europe tho and without Mulsims

Gommunism.

>New Europe

Nope. It's a glimpse into europes future

That's what you get when you destroy your industries and bet your economy on a single commodity that is 98% of your exports and varies wildly in price.

A rollercoaster.

Monroe Doctrine was unenforceable in South America until 1945. We had to fight two British invasions and an Anglo-French blockade in the 19th century, until we became BFF with the Brits around 1860.

Monroe Doctrine is a big meme. The Royal Navy ruled the waves until WWII and America likes to pretend they protected anything when all they did was mess around in the Caribbean.

didnt we once rescue your citizens on the Falklands and return them to BA? 19th century.

No, you destroyed an Argentine settlement on the islands because of a whaling dispute and paved the way for the British to occupy them in 1833.

Thanks for that by the way.

quick history lesson:
>Christopher Columbus actually pitched his exploration program to the UK first
>British turned it down
>Spaniards financed him
>allegedly arrived to America first (the fucking continent you burger ignorant- [although it's debatable, vikings if not the Chinese found this land first but did nothing with it])
>the fact that Spanish fount it first at the beginning was crucial because unlike the British who killed all the native population to replaced it by theirs later, Spaniards by the other hand, enslaved the natives and later gave them some sort of status among society
> got tired of explaining this shit, read about it

Underrated.

From what I've heard the Brits basically enforced the Monroe Doctrine for the Americans, cutting off South American from further continental Europe influence.

this.

muh evil plan condor. our first dictatorship was in 1930, usa had nothing to do with that one.
and we can blame them for our shittty and weak institutions wich couldn't stop dictators and populist.

Pretty much.

One of the main avenues here was named after George Canning. (The British Foreign Minister that signed the Treaty of Friendship with Argentina)

They enforced the doctrine, when they saw fit of course.

1. Stop being pissy about the continent being called America, how about we change it to Columbia.
2. 95% of the natives in the future US territory died of disease, not genocide, before the English ever landed in Jamestown.
If anything we got lucky but fucked it up because we were greedy.

>Columbia.
I see what you did there

wow
gypsy schools must really suck

>christopher columbus was a portuguese explorer
>portugal knew the earth was round, like a sphere, thus finite in space
>portugal needed funds for expansion and had none
>columbus was sent has a double spy to the Spanish court (and others)
>the spaniards loved him double crossing his portuguese masters with great expertise
>soon they sent him with their best ships and suplys
>but somehow spain got the shittiest and smallest part of south america
>cuz good old columbus tricked the spaniards and crossed them by telling that the portuguese crown would ONLY keep all of amazonia

>full of niggers
>rape and murder everywere
>truck "accidents"

are you implying it isnt?

Columbus was a dumbass. He asked the Spanish court for funds like 5 times and they laughed him out because he was way off on the distance to Asia by like 5000km. They already knew that Asia was really far.That's why they only gave him 3 shitty ships.

Portugal also laughed at his ideas.

Dumb people that keep voting for corrupt populist politicians because "muh free shit"

No one cares about your shitty little country Pedro. Now go make me some more blow!

WOW SHART IN THE MART ALERT!

somebody wake me the fuck up! there's some serious american education levels around here

we kept brazil
>the spaniards had to slaughter the rest of south america to get a fraction of the gold we mined in brazil

That was before the somalian and haitian immigrants

It is. The white minority populations practically control South America while stomping all over spics.

>without even trying

this nigga just called French Guiana "French Guinea" hahahaha those places are complete shitholes, no one here knows shit about those countries

Too much fucking and less killing

lol

stfu man

fucking sharters

Spaniards and the church happened

hes speaking pre ww2

yeah muh plan condor, it was post ww2 and took effect all over the region, not only argentina

remidner that videla studied in the school of the americas, as well as the rest of their tools. read a book fagit

Ejercito libertador de los andes happened, Bernando O'Higgins Happened, Diego portales happened, Liberal goverments happened, pacific war happened, salitre happened, and then it was some presidents and reforms, Socialism CIA Pinochet, bla,bla,bla

Also muh Europe happened.

Brown/mestizo majority or multiracial countries like Peru, Brazil or Chile are growing and progressing because they have USA as role model while we stagnate and become brownier by the day because we have Cuckrope and their backwards feudal mentality as a role model.

The Catholic church happened.

They had a right idea enslaving blacks. Problem is they were too good at their job.

Brown people

>sharterpants education

The dutch, french and english colonies (surinam, french guyana and english guyana) in south America are literally africa tier shitholes.

...

>CIA happened
>and then socialism
>and then CIA again

fixed weon

>when you don't know if it's a butthurt baiting chicano ir an average dumb amerishart

Yes, you are a big country.

Unlike Anglos they didn't genocide and expel the natives, instead choosing to intermix and coexist

brazil followed north america actions and overtrowed the imperial family, dom pedro defeated many caravelas/the britsh navy without a single shell spend by simply stalyng the batle for a week.
after that isabel princess decided to give niggers rights for fear of beying killed and raped.
soon the rest of south america followed brazil.

I can't even do that here in the UK. What's your point?

They didn't genocide the native inhabitants and took too many blacks from africa.

Bingo, south America had something like a tenth the immigration the north had

South america is a shit hole except for Argentina.

Argentina and Chile are fine. And fuck off if you say they're not white. Go on vacation there and you'll change your mind

Argentina had more European immigration than anywhere in the world except the USA.

>Chile
>White

at least you can go to a macdonalds or a store to buy something to eat, in venezuela you can't do that anymore

the main diference betwen north and south is the fact that north was used to be a migratory colony, and south as a exploratory colony.
one cant simply conquer the south without natives.

nah man, only Chile isn't a shithole. Even Argies are fucking dirtroad monkeys.

>Chile
>White

You don't even need to go on vacation. Just Google Earth any Argie town. Run down. Dirt roads. Trash everywhere. Brown skins. Yuck.

Chile isn't white nor pretends to be so on an online Malaysian claymation newsletter

South America has potential. South America, even now, still has potential.

They need to finish what the Spanish and Portuguese ancestors started. They need to keep killing the Amerindian males and continue raping the "Amerindian" out of their women. They have the sufficient "White" population to do so, too. Only then, can Latin America be saved.

We hate each other and our country are to big for citizens that don't even trust each other,our current president is first gen peruvian. I swear we would be better as uruguay sized city states across all South America with a big unclained jungle in the middle

Yeah man just look at my street.
What a fucking shithole.
You should stay away.

3 many indigenous peoples and too hot

Is that you, Johnny?

>South America
>Hot
It is fucking roller coaster of weathers here. Only the Jungle and Deserts(no one lives) are hot all the time

They didn't kill the natives.

C'mon man, you can easily find dirt roads even right outside of BA.

>pic related, not even 25km from BA city center

34°41'57.40" S 58°40'15.86" W

luckly we arent

No thanks.
No amount of cherry picking will make south america look good.
It is a shithole. Accept it.