/brit/ + /grime/

YOU'RE FUCKED NOW edition

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stop posting that yellow rodent su

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BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUT
PAP PAP

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alri

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going to make a youtube channel called the cocaine connoisseur where i sniff different batches of coke and review them

they just want to be left alone!

shall be subscribing

real new

real thread

tee hee btw i do drugs : )

can we not have this autism please

nobody cares

Watching Queer Eye with a big grin on my face

do you promise to actually post in it?

Ironing's done. Toil looms ever closer.

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I will donate to your patreon desu

also chune

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just punched my cat cos this tune got me so hyped

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SEETHING

anime

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Poor kot

snap out of it

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anyone here actually been had the phimo fixed/ been circumcised?
can you talk me through the procedure please. what happened at the gp, what was the procedure like?
cheers

criminals should be used as slaves and killed

sue

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you just get some expanding foam and whack it down there, try and get the nozzle under the tight band

any bipolar man in?

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laughed at my small willy
procedure couldn't go on as they were all creasing

accidentally kicked a hedgehog once because it was dark as fuck

>women like dick

haha what a bunch of faggots

get send home because of my poor hygiene

been too embarrassed to make another a appointment

hate the discontinuity introduced by new threads, not only does it interrupt my smooth thought flow for gimmicks, but i have to reset and start all over again by
>posting an introductory gimmicky post for the beginning of the thread
>read every bloody post to gain the momentum again

baka

Do tell me.

NO FUCKING WAY THATS MY OLD PHYSICS TEACHER IN THE TOP LEFT

*Pjanoo starts playing*

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beards are just not suited to some people

i quite like them

shooter spotted on the grassy knoll

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real thread

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what sort of distance?

Do British people actually say 'you're fucked now'?

>42 posts
yeah fuck off lad post feet

never post again

are these old ones

i tell a nigger "wassup?"

you know your thread is bad when even a yank is trying to link it lmfao

"you're fucked" yes
"you're fucked now" no

not very far but it felt like a really soft rock and scared me haha

post her arsehole

i'd shoot my jizz inside her if you know what i mean

>(African American Vernacular, Caribbean, auxiliary, not conjugated) To tend to do, often do; marks the habitual aspect.
What a time to be alive

listening to minor threat

I don't know what I've been told

good thing it wasn't a soft rock
that would be terrifying
what sort of thing would that be?

not now

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listening to the cure

But can you do this on your own?

despise l*ndoners

broke: lucy pinder
WOKE: Natasha Anastasia

really tired

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allow me allow me
certain man get rowdy

dunno who either of those hogs are

i shall fight to the death in defence of french women

why are leftymongs trying to threadsplit?

eskimo pussy is mighty cold

just girls mate. been alone for most of my life and when i do find someone i get on with and who ticks all the boxes for my ideal girl she friendzones me when i muster up the courage to make a move (which i find hard to do). its not like we're actually going to pursue a friendship as that would be a bit pathetic on my part. probably wont see her again for a long time either.

happens to a lot of blokes and i should just learn to take the hit and move on but its just a bit demoralising and upsetting, especially when she was really nice. ah well.

youtu.be/-uW5NuD8O6Q
what about northamptonians?

dont have that pic

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EH EH EH EH EH

OW OW OW OW

AH AH AH AH AH

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gross

i do :)

all in here lads


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i bet someone does

doing incredibly loud, wet, rancid smelling farts paired with diarrhoea poos

I'm a soldier in the culture war being fought on Sup Forums and across our society

One of the best things about living in the United Kingdom is that most of the right-wing rhetoric you hear in America is very much against the law there. Calling Islam "uncivilised" or saying that gay marriage isn't really marriage would get you charged with inciting hatred. Suggesting that people should buy guns "for self-defence" would be considered inciting violence, which carries serious penalties as well. They're also finally starting to seriously crack down on climate change deniers and anti-vaxxers and all three of their legal systems have laws that prohibit insulting or offending people in general. Scotland has a law against disparaging the memory of deceased persons, so the crude "ding dong, the witch is dead" rhetoric coming from the US when a celebrity dies would be very much illegal. Childish name-calling and lying about people is not allowed there either, as a woman in Suffolk was recently given defamation charges for commenting "she's a liar" on a YouTube video of a politician giving a speech.

Is their freedom of expression limited? Not in the least. They are guaranteed freedom of expression through European law. Rather than restricting freedom of expression, these laws simply ensure that it's used responsibly and for the purposes of good. Unlike Yanks, Anglos understand that human rights and human dignity also need to be respected. Yanks stubbornly cling to their outdated interpretation of their archaic Constitution while the rest of the world forges ahead. You Yanks look very uncivilized to the rest of when you allow bigots to speak out openly. By allowing hate speech, you are sending the message to the rest of the world that your government approves of hatred and intolerance. Is that really what you want, Yank?

i'm such a cunt lads, honestly i hate myself
having another depression episode and mothers day is always a bad day. couldn't be fucked to go put flowers on my nans grave. i went out for dinner with my mum, but i literally couldn't even force myself to smile or talk properly. i hope she knows why and didn't think i was just being a miserable cunt on purpose.
feel sick and might do a cry later on

do homosexuals feel arousal or shame when they defecate?

keep me posted

the big gloom

my gamer manifesto

refusing the will to life

I have a lot to ponder. So maybe restrictive laws are a better invisible hand and libertarians were wrong all along

You know that, when flirting with a girl, you're playing 20 against 1.

Don't have feelings for my female friend but for some reason the idea of her having a boyfriend or having sex makes me want to kill myself

nothing wrong with suicide

my taste in film is somewhat different. most just wouldn’t understand these filmés. anyway, here’s my top 5 movies of all time:

1. pulp fiction
2. fight club
3. the dark knight
4. se7en
5. the godfather

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listening to Cocteau Twins 2bh

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>Rent? That's not enough goyim, pay us council tax too please

love these threads
the proper autists go to the failed new and it's just a nicer environment

le sixnine on le regular please upvote and repost

0161

cool

maybe you see her as a mother figure

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