You may only post in this thread, if your parents are civilised human beings...

You may only post in this thread, if your parents are civilised human beings, who refused to mutilate your genitals when you were a baby.

NOT SO FAST, AMERICANS.

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reporting

I am not circumsliced

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CHI

>NOT SO FAST, AMERICANS.

LÜÜÜÜL

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I wish they had.. I suffer from phimosis

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Hello

Steroid/cortisone cream. Do NOT get a circumcision, in most cases it is absolutely not necessary.

How's sex with phimosis
Do girls mock you or find it strange?

>Steroid/cortisone cream
I can't buy that without a note from the doctor, and I'm too embarassed to tell my doctor this

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You absolute retard.

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>How's sex with phimosis
Let me know if you find out

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In south Belize we throw mutilate genital baby in the river to be eaten by the white jaguars

While I still think you're a retard, have you tried stretching gently after taking a hot bath?

lol virgin:DDD

>In south Belize we throw mutilate genital baby in the river to be eaten by the white jaguars

At least some things in your country are white.

I'll soon be 25..

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have fun with
>phimosis
>urinary track infections
>penile cancer
>balantisis
>various stds

JUST

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At least you don’t have a mole on the tip of your benis that you’re pretty sure wasn’t there a year ago.

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That's illegal in my country

>My Jewmerican arse is on fire!

Thanks for trying to cheer me up.
I hope your mole disappears.

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>be American
>have to take out a second mortgage to pay for your wife’s son’s circumcision

i have a mole there, and im not sure if its growing slowly

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>My dick was mutilated against my will at a young age but hey at least no disease because everyone who isnt cut never washes their dick

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Just stretch is slightly, you retard. When I was a teenager I was the same autistic shit and I was ashamed to go to the doctor. Just stretch is a little every chance you get every day and in several months you'll be alright.

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>mfw if it’s a melanoma they have to remove 1-3cm around it

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Won't happen, user.
I'm sure your dick will be alright.

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>When I was a teenager I was the same autistic shit and I was ashamed to go to the doctor.
You have an excuse, you have no functioning health care system nor treatment standards. He, on the other hand, lives in a 1st world country.

good luck to all of us

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Are you trolling me or are you that sheltered?

destroyed

I'm extremely sheltered.

He's just kidding. I hope.
Only been to Bulgaria once, but it was quite nice when I was there.

There's this one guy in (mainstream American) porn that is somehow still getting jobs. The top 5cm of his dick are several shades lighter than the rest. Absolutely disgusting.

Apparently my dad wanted it but my mum saved me

Phimosis though. Didn't find out until I made fun of a picture for being circumsized but he wasn't

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Thanks for the kind words, but yeah, it's not that good. Sometimes I feel people unironically think we're some African-tier gypsy ghetto or something.

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I'm pretty sure you can't have sex with phimosis. When you have extra skin on the head and try to enter the vagina that skin will naturally be pushed back. If you have phimosis that's going to hurt.

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my brother in arms

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This is now /phis/

>Sometimes I feel people unironically think we're some African-tier gypsy ghetto or something.

Wait, you aren't?

Stop bullying him, you german bully.

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Shut up and get a prescription for steroid cream first thing tomorrow.

I-I'm afraid I don't have time then..

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Feels great man

>tfw cut with enough loose skin to fap without lubricant
looks weird as fuck when soft though

Wait.. this is why people fap with lube? You need lube if you're cut?

I never understood why people needed to use lotion or some shit

>looks weird as fuck when soft though

Take a pic and upload on Imgur

bit gay innit?

>bit gay innit?

Supergay. But it's for science, bigot.

I was taken to the doctor for phimosis when I was like 10 and he just pushed down the attached foreskin with a cotton swab. Hurt like hell but I haven't had problems since

I didn't work it out until I was 20ish and suddenly so many US sitcom jokes suddenly made sense.

I'm just realizing it

>mfw cutfags literally need lube just to fucking fap

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Shit. I'd be fucking scared thinking it wouldn't be able to come back up.

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Don't see how it would benefit science desu

Clearly you aren't a scientist, then.

Why don't you take a knife and cut out your eyes? You won't need to worry about getting glasses when you're older. And while you're at it, you should pour some drano down your ears so that you don't have to worry about hearing aids.

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