ITT we discuss for the new normies what it's like being the apex of man by being alt eight
>walk to class >leftycuck sitting with his "girlfriend" says racism is terrible and that polyamorous relationships are fine >smack his girlfriend on the ass and she instantly orgasms >he sits there in shock and then mutters "h-hey that's my girlfriend" >a couple of his friends start talking amongst themselves >take off my shirt and show off my Pepe tattoo >they all fall into silence out of fear >all the women start muttering "oh my god he's alt right" >walk out of that classroom with the attractive women coming with me >tell the nu-male professor "I already know this class better than you so I shouldn't waste time here, have a nice day" >he just mutters "y-you too" >tries to mark me with an F, but then I visit his home and fuck his wife >tell him that it would be rude to mark down a man that gave such pleasure to his girl and starts muttering for a second, but then stops and says "yes of course, here's your A+" Such is life in the alt right.
How has it changed your life?
Michael Phillips
That is my life literally every day.
Joseph Evans
Literally me too The other day
>Be me >Massive sjw libshit numale see's me walk in with unchecked masculinity >"Hey-y...y.you cant be here man >I adopt my Alt-Right stance >Pic related >Everyone in the room stares in silence, a chick in the back corner has an orgasm >He backs off instantly >i say "Good choice kiddo" >mfw i smashed all the pussy in the room.
Literally
Kayden Kelly
Okay here is what happened to me today at Walmart >i'm getting ready to leave walmart >i hear some nigger yelling >i look around and see a somewhat muscly nigger standing in line yelling at the old white woman behind him >saying he is going to fuck her up and that kind of nigger shit >she is visibly nervous and just looks down >the white man behind her says the nigger skipped line >"i'ma fuck you up too white boi" etc the nigger says >I've already switched into Sup Forums mode and am looking to defend those whites from the nigger >I walk the nearby area for something, ANYTHING, to club the nigger in the head with >I see another white supremacist looking dude doing the same thing I am and kek internally >we about to fuck this nigger up >there isn't fucking anything around here to club someone with >nigger leaves before I can find anything >so nothing ends up happening
The failure chance was too high for me to fist fight him. So I had to search for something to club him with. There wasn't shit there though. I was going to Batman his ass, he wasn't aware of me so I would go up behind him for the easy KO.
Jason Barnes
>Driving my mercedes in front of university >anti racist, pro refugee rally taking place >liberal protestor qtpie 9/10 asks me what I think about refugees >"Gas the kikes, race war now" >she instantly wets her panties and starts masturbating >a horde of white knights storms at me >"not so fast, betacucks" >take out my pepe soft toy out of my back >tell them to stay back, because I'm part of the Alternative Rechts >see them trembling in fear as I slowly put my hand on the hilt of my katana >"S-sorry we bothered you Sir" >another liberal qtpie offers me her virginity >fuck her before making my way to the lecture room
such is live when being an alt right agent.
Brandon Hill
Dude, given the extra strength xp from being active in the alt right definitely would have allowed you to one hit KO if he wasn't expecting it. After all, the iron pill is one of the cornerstones
Matthew James
Here is the story about the time I became red pill incarnate
>be me >dyel manlet >in gym benching lmao1pl8 >ripped 6'2 guy walks in with swastika tats >helps me unload the bar >tells me if I wanna get really ripped I should try this >Hands me a bottle >No it can't be >the redpills >swallow a handfull of them >the alt-right spirit manifests in me >immedietly break all my pr's by at least 200lbs >grow 2 feet taller >go home with all the gymchicks >fuck all night I was alt-right ever since.
Adam Davis
Bump
I know some of my bros have stories of their escapades as alt reich official members. The normies are here to learn about us after all. Let give them the red pill on our glorious life style
Logan Walker
>be alt reich >walking down the street >see horde of feminist women chanting anti-male slogans >pull out my phone and open my pepe folder >they spot me, and begin shuddering in fear >a particularly ugly feminist witch shrieks and sicks her nu-male beta cuck attack dogs on me >i hold my phone to the sky like its thors hammer >bolts of green lightning vaporise the beta cucks >i smirk at the normies staring in awe >pssh, nothing personal kids >whisperings "oh my god hes in the alt reich" >i wink >all of the attractive white women in a 100 meter radius become pregnant with my aryan babies >the feminists are begging for my seed but I refuse to sully my perfect bloodline with thier inferior genes >grab a random aryan female to be my wife for the night >my work here is done
Sebastian Gonzalez
kek
Such is life in the alt right
Eli Rogers
Yeah ive had these experiences and its crazy how willing the White nationalists are to share their wives/gfs! Seriously i get these propositions about once a week and sometimes they even involve a cash compensation of some sort, which i ofc refuse, not being a degenerate White but a proud Black Man ofc.
Logan Rivera
Ooh doubles! Praise the cuck!
Dominic Turner
>proud Black Man >implying you would survive the interaction will an alt right member
You're not Adam Tensta
Nathaniel Carter
Is that one of those nazi frogs I keep hearing about?
William Ross
holy shit i wrote that yesterday, same pic as well
i can die happy now
Nathan Turner
where do i put my name?
Ayden Walker
I thought those White nationalists are the Alt right? Or are the alts those Guys who dont have the women and are racists because of it, not for bigger political purpose?
Blake Davis
From this i conduct that Alt righters are the milhouses of ideological Spectrum. Makea sense in a way with the previous.
Nicholas Jenkins
Welcome
Made me Kek
Got anymore?
Austin Long
Go home finland. You are drunk.
Luke Evans
nah not really...its the weekend so i cant be fucked thinking of anything
Liam Russell
> be me in burger bar eating burgers > table next to me is full of regressive women talking politics and religion > "only racist bigots don't want the refugees", "Islam is a religion of peace", "drumpf must not be president", they say. > put down my burger and scream, "ALLAH ACKBAR!" > they scream in horror and dive under the table whimpering, "please don't kill me, I love Muslims" > I peek under the table and whisper softly, "it's just a prank, bro".
Camden Roberts
Ok you got Me :D
Levi Baker
That actually would be fun to do because then you could call them islamiphobic for being scared
Brayden Collins
>met 9/10 bird in a club >we start kissing >she put her hand into my trousers >she's rubbing muh dick >"user, it's so big" >invited her home cause mommy at work >at home kissing >sucking muh dick >feelsgoodman.jpg >says "user, fuck me in the ass" >feelsmug.jpg >fucking her ass for 10 min >felt bored >say, go on top >"no, user, only in the ass" >feelsuspicious.jpg >carry on fucking ass for 5 mins >reallybored.gif >"bitch, go on top" >she hesitates but complies >on top covers pussy with duvet >i'm smug, ready to feel dat pussy >... >feels... >feels...same
that's how i became altright
Dominic Morgan
I don't get it.
Was it a trap?
Jeremiah Price
>walk into a seedy bar >see a biker gang having a few drinks >”heh hell’s angels? pussies in my opinion” >they stand up and look at me >I tip my fedora and say “not so fast boys, I’m alt right” >they nervously sit down and I put my hacking phone back into my trenchcoat pocket >order a virgin margarita and leave
Feels good being part of the most dangerous underground group in the world.
Benjamin King
kek, I almost copied that one too
Gabriel Davis
>Taking a shit >browsing pol >hillary decides i am a terrorist >Get carpet bombed by a drone swarm >1 less alt reich debt squad
Matthew Cooper
>walking down the street >suddenly hillary clintons daughter pops out of an abortion clinic >make eye contact, I smirk >she hissses exposing her fangs still dripping with the blood of involunarily aborted aryan fetuses >whip out my hacking phone >she tries to sprint at me but my meme forcefield envelops her >"MY MOTHER WILL RULE THIS REALM MORTAL" her harpy like voice howls >I dont think so bitch >my fingers are a blur as I begin hacking >my fingers are flying so fast the screen is starting to crack >c'mon baby, hold together..... >With a final press of the enter key the sex tape of her and her and her daddy is displayed in a repeating loop on all major news networks >it will be 3 days before anyone can make it stop >"NOOOOOOOOO" the beast shrieks "this plane was to be ours for the taking" >I tip my fedora and adopt my best naruto stance as the wind billows out my trip pants and black trenchcoat dramatically >"too bad you messed with somebody from the alt right, kid" >I press enter again with a dramatic flick of the wrist and the forcefield imprisoning her implodes to a point the size of an atom before blasting into the sky on a course for the sun >the clinton campaign crumbles and emperor trump finally transcends this pitiful 4d realm to godhood on the higher plane of existence >such is the daily life of a member of the dark army.
Landon Phillips
I already was an a shitlord deluxe in my area. Everyone just assumes I'm an alt-right ringleader.
Chokefucking feminist chicks is fun.
Landon Butler
Not even kidding but today I got 3 girl's phone numbers after I BTFO the psycho feminist prof with cold, hard, alt-right reality
Aaron Stewart
>feminist utter retard, as if ones mental capacity needs to be clarified after being previously revealed a feminist, trys to say to me >"user, women earn 75 cents on t... >I instantly pull out my hacking device >I have just the right meme to deflect this roastie's idiocy. >While I'm at it, I show her some red pill graphs on black inferiority and the incompatibility of Islam. >At this point I can clearly see her vagina ovulating. >However, she seems to have at some where in her gene pool a spec of non-white >So I let her suck me off instead >Can't risk a chance of having another welfare gibsmedate baby Such is life as a member of the alt reich