"TAKE ME IN, OH DESPERATE VOTERS- "TAKE ME IN, I'LL SAVE THE RACE" "TAKE ME IN, OH DYING WHITES, SAID THE RICH MAN TO THE BASE
"WE VOTED FOR YOU!" CRIED THE BASE "AND YOU FLIP-FLOPPED- HEAVENS WHY?" "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEPORT ILLEGALS, NOT JOIN AND TAKE THEIR SIDE!"
"OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID PAWNS" SAID THE NOMINEE WITH A GRIN "YOU KNEW I WAS A RICH JEW-LOVER BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN"
Reminder that The Snake was written by a Jew using Hebrew euphemisms for sex and sung by a negro who went on to become a black nationalist.
Brody Bennett
Missed the whole day? What were the negatives and positives regarding trump today?
Christian Torres
This fucking campain has no idea what it's doing. The really scheduled Pence for 3 rallies in Georgia, and Trump in Washington and Arizona? They should only be holding rallies in PA,Michigan, Wisconsin, Virginia,Florida,Ohio. This campaign is fucking retarded. If Trump doesn't win Virginia,PA, Or Michigan, he can't win!
Brody Thomas
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Cameron Sanders
Old people = Heroes
Aiden Myers
Internal polling
Mason Brown
At least you're keeping your shilling formatted exactly the same so it's easy to filter.
Do you think it's possible to meme Kellyanne into a good thing?
David Martin
Let's say Hillary wins. Anybody else think she will cause a war with Russia?
Jonathan Martin
BREXIT
BREXIT
BREXIT
Ryder Martinez
They're the last bastion against young liberals G-d bless
Gavin Howard
nothing. today was really fucking boring.
Evan Jones
that's because they remember when Ameirca was once great. So "Make America Great Again" actually means something real to them.
We are just imagining what a great america could be. I certainly never remember an America I could be proud of. I grew up with Clinton, Bush Jr. and Obama.
Jacob Butler
Trump-ese Dictionary for New Voters
"Ryan works for Obama" = "Party Unity" "They all have to go" = "We'll see what happens" "America First" = "We have to be humane" "Ban all Muslims" = "Vet people from compromised regions" Make America Great Again" = Business as Usual
Brandon Sanders
>tfw no Trump-supporting qt goth gf
Isaiah Gutierrez
What the fuck is this shit about black panthers endorsing Trump?
Hunter Evans
What is a realistic percentage of black voters that Trump can hope to get? 20-30%?
Caleb Morales
Trump plans ahead, apparently you are too stupid to do the same.
Matthew Evans
I'm not surprised. Old people know when times were better and can see the downfall of their country through a whole different perspective.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Awoo?
Sebastian Perez
He will be discussing immigration in Arizona. >somehow this doesnt make perfect sense
Kevin Mitchell
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Carson Collins
But then who was the Pepe guy?
Juan Sullivan
I'd say maybe 13 is his more racist supporters can shut their mouths for 2 months, which would still be pretty fantastic.
Look at that, Trump is so racist that not only do the white racists like him, so do the black racists
Seriously how the fuck does the madman do it?
Ian Richardson
clearly kek does
Elijah Kelly
Do you have the Trump App?
If so , whats your rank and AP?
>mfw 550 AP
Landon Gutierrez
>I HAVE MORE ACCURATE INFORMATION THAN A POTUS CAMPAIGN
There's a very good reason Clinton is inexplicably campaigning in Michigan and Trump is on the West Coast. They know far more than we do.
All we can do is interpret their actions and make conjecture..
Aiden Edwards
Nah m8
We've seen high quality photos and video from the event
Evan Powell
It's more like they remember how much of a bitch Hillary was as first lady
I was playing bingo with my grandma and about 60% of the people in that hall weren't voting for her just because she wouldn't leave Bill after he cheated on her. This was in Massachusetts mind you. It's probably worse in places like Florida
Joshua Ward
Who is this guys taking over for O'Reilly? I think he should take over permanently.
Dylan Hall
Will anchor babies be deported as well? Will Trump consider them to be illegals?
Jonathan Martinez
I met Donald Trump at a truck stop a few years back. He said he was scouting for a new location for a hotel. He bought only a cup of coffee and a jelly sandwich. Much to my surprise, instead of lighting the high end cigar he was holding, he cracked it open and sprinkled the tobacco on the sandwich, and proceeded to eat the jelly and tobacco sandwich like it was the best thing he'd ever had. Then he pulled a container from his coat pocket and poured the coffee into it. He said it was "for safekeeping purposes". The weirdest thing happened next: He looked around to make sure no one was looking, then took a bottle of Dr. Pepper from his suitcase and filled the empty coffee cup with it and proceeded to drink the soft drink. I don't know why he thought it wasn't allowed, but he called it "the perfect crime". Finally, he took off in a worn-out Toyota with some tattooed guy who identified himself only as "the dungeon master" when I asked him who he was.
Jonathan Reed
So how long before everything conservative is described as alt-right?
Camden Gonzalez
>harambe winning
Apparently a lot of normies follow Garrison too.
Andrew Long
Donald Trump's New Immigration Plan: 'Same Thing' as Obama
""What people don't know is that Obama got tremendous numbers of people out of the country," said Trump. "Bush, the same thing. Lots of people were brought out of the country with the existing laws. Well, I'm going to do the same thing and I just said that."
No Trump endorsement. One of the party leader just spoke out against Hillary.
Isaiah Williams
already happened. Didn't you hear? Hillary called ALL Republican voters alt right racists
Colton Barnes
If he gets 20 it's a guaranteed landslide
Ethan Mitchell
I voted Harambe, I hate how funny I find it.
Brayden Barnes
internal polling (in both campaigns) are the only ones in which skewing serves no purpose whatsoever
Levi Adams
>not pepe
YA BLEW IT
Levi Robinson
Trump specifically addresses anchor babies on his policy website (as in he's killing birthright citizenship), all 14 of his potential SCOTUS appointees are anti birthright citizenship, and he will have the opportunity to appoint 3-5 of them.
Charles Peterson
I voted pepe. It's the obvious choice.
FUCKIN NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING
Kevin Hill
Obama changed the definition of deport and Bush gave out amnesty twice. Try again, shill.
Jack Sullivan
>alex wearing the skin of harambe like a costume
Brody Cox
If Trump got 20% of the black vote he would have a 340+ electoral landslide immediately without having to improve white women numbers at all.
Cooper Rogers
Trump threw off the normal cycle by not being a religious crazy person like the GOP usually runs, there's a lot of moderates who want conservative economics and defense policies but not the religious batshittery. Clinton on the other hand is about as unliberal as democrats come, she voted for the Iraq war and doesn't have much true support among democrats beyond name recognition and being a woman.
The results this year aren't going to look like anything we've ever seen before. This isn't a normal election between red and blue, it's an actual choice between different futures. We haven't gotten one of those for a long time.
Jose Brown
Trump can't win the electoral college. Prove me wrong.
Owen James
wtf i hate college now
Bentley Robinson
actually surprised I haven't seen a pepe-harambe crossover yet
just goes to show how strong we cling to the memes that we've been born into
Jordan Roberts
America loves an underdog.
Lincoln Jackson
I liked the podiums from a design standpoint.
Nolan Cox
But will he deport the ones that already have citizenship or just stop it from happening in the future?
Evan Clark
It's the electoral collage mate
Ian Phillips
>We haven't gotten one of those for a long time.
I would say it's one of, if not the first. For the longest time (when americans actually trusted the government) you could bet that all sides would work together for america's best interests. And really only disagree when necessary. Only over the past several presidents have things gotten so bad that we need this sort of vote now.
Asher Ross
Which, I don't think it would be hard. Figure out a legit may plan to help failing communities, not just "What the hell do you have to lose?". Figure out the plan, go to a lot of black churches, go to inner city schools, keep calling Hillary on her racism. Bam.
Blake Collins
Harambe is a forced normie meme though, it's Dat Boi all over again.
Dominic Johnson
> but but HRC's speech was green screened. Huh, she was right about alt-righists being conspiracy theorists.
Seriously, you're going to break him if you don't stop.
Hunter Hill
Maybe my city can be uncucked after all
Jaxson Long
LOW ENERGY THREAD
WHERE IS THE AWOO?
AWOOO~
Colton Thompson
Is your question: 1. "What's his official policy?" - see Website
2. "What exactly can the POTUS do?" - Decide how federal law is enforced (with Obama being, usually "as little as possible), appoint limits on new immigration, approve budgets, and suggest SCOTUS picks. So can he retroactively declare all anchor babies foreigners and eject them posthaste? Probably not, but he can start the process of killing birthright citizenship.
3. "What do you THINK Trump would do if he was an absolute ruler?" Trump delivered a speech in the wake of Romney's defeat about how immigration is going to make Republicans unelectable if we don't stop them, so we need easier immigration from Europe and to do something about immigration from the southern border.
Isaac Sanders
If you'll notice, Clinton's podium was large at the bottom, and got smaller at the top (much like her frumpy body). Trump's design was more martini shaped, large at the top, smaller at the bottom.
Even the colors were opposite; Clinton's blue and silver, Trump's black and gold.
Kayden Carter
What are the most states that Trump can win if he had a blow out?
Jonathan Reed
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Samuel Lee
I'd say 20% is probably his absolute landslide ceiling. That said, if he gets 10-15% in certain states, that could be enough for an electoral vote landslide
Asher Moore
MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST LEWD AWOOO!!!
AWOOOOO~
Caleb Morris
Hillary just said there's nothing wrong with the ghettos while Trump's campaigning to fix them. The black demographic will be shifting dramatically in the coming weeks
All these maps are worthless
Jose Bailey
Harambe was a noble animal killed because NIGGERS couldn't control their spawn. As fucking always, NIGGERS ruin everything. Harambe memes are a good thing.
Nathan Barnes
I thought he was funny. Guess not.
Connor Martinez
I think he's trolling us to get one to call into his show.
...Is that you Tim?
Cooper Campbell
Kek
Justin Lopez
Hopefully it goes well at the churches and can get some more black votes. Then he should do the same to Hispanics and see if he can take NM from that bitch.
Jonathan Cox
49. Commiefornia is unsalvagable
Ayden Flores
Please tell me Trump is going to do a down home church rally. I want a bunch of black trump supporters going nuts over everything he says.
Christian Barnes
Agreed. JFK and Nixon were arguably the last 'genuine' presidents we had. First-term Reagan might also qualify.
Roosevelt, Eisenhower, and Truman were all shills to varying degrees, Carter and Obama were useful idiots, and Johnson, Clinton, and the Bushes were straight lmao'ing @ our lives
Carter Jenkins
I never thought I'd live to see that.
Hope doesn't ride along after all.
Isaiah Hill
These are all the states that have leaned towards him at least once. Maine's second was a tie. I doubt Michigan and Wisconsin will change.
Nathaniel James
>Scott Adams latest blog >Fear of the UNKNOWN is less scary then FEAR OF THE KNOWN.
He is getting a bit retarded recently.
Colton Hall
ROIGHT HERE
Landon Gonzalez
I hope this isn't too lewd
Dylan Walker
He's always said he's a great unifier.
Blake Long
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
>the player character's last name in Tiberian Sun was "Slavic" with a k
Nathaniel Powell
But none of the "memes" address the fact that niggers killed him, it's just stupid shit. I don't even think most people know that niggers did it.
