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Why do they SHART IN THE MART?

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Because we can, dammit, you filthy fucking limey.

Have you sharted, today?

Calm down, lad... Looks like someone sharted in the mart this morning

its part of their culture f4m

Yeah, all over walmart.

says a poor spic

Because sometime I put too much hot sauce on my chicken tendies.

Uhhh it's this little thing called FREEDOM, ever heard of it ya stupid fucking limey cunt?

The real question is can I go shart in your mart?

DAMN RIGHT I SHARTED IN THE MART THIS MORNING WHILE I WAS BROWSING THE KNIVES THAT I DON'T NEED TO FILL OUT A FORM AND WAIT THREE MONTHS TO PURCHASE, AND THE GUNS THAT I CAN OWN HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT CLIPAZINES FOR, YOU FUCKING LIMEY!!!!!!!

so? that makes your people shit less?

NO IT MAKES YOU SHIT IN THE STREED YOU FILTHY THIRD WORLDER!!!!!!!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

We're training to invade europe.

Settle down, m8. Wouldn't want you to have a shart attack now.

I imagine for much the same reason you bongs shatulent in the poundland.

>colitis
>ibs
>implying portion of general mammalian population doesn't experience modicum of lackluster sphincter control

TOO LATE YOU FUCKING COMMIE

>sperging out this much over a little shart in the mart

I use to work in a Walmart. Ive seen all kinds of shit. (Dun tsss) my favorite is when this little black girl walked over to the arcade section, pull down her pants, and pee right in the floor lol.

Olestra! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra

because the wal mart bathrooms aren't cleaned very well. since we in wal marts 18 hours of the day we choose to shit ourselves instead. but if you're truly red pilled you know that the toilet paper aisle is rarely if ever monitored, so i free wipe is always at a scooter length

IT WAS A LOT OF SHART YOU FUCKING COMMIE, YOU WISH YOU COULD SHART AS MUCH AS ME

A coworker told me about watching a black kid take a dump in a Walmart parking lot while the parents applauded him for a great job.

If we go in to the bathrooms we are accused of theft and frisked by wall-mart loss prevention employees.

I HAD A SHART HOLE CUT INTO MY CUSTOM SCOOTER SEAT SO I CAN SHART IN MART WITHOUT YOU FILTHY FUCKING COMMIE ISLANDERS SEEING IT AND BEING BLINDED WITH JEALOUSY AT MY SUPERIOR AMERICAN SHART

BECAUSE WE'RE FAT, OKAY?

Do you Americans actually find "shart in mart" funny? Do you take it as a joke? Or do you take it seriously?

Because I don't think India got this buttblasted over "poo in loo"

>American bants

Fucking kek

ITS BEING TAKEN EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY YOU FUCKING COMMIE INCASE YOU CAN'T TELL

I find it hilarious actually because there really are gross ass motherfuckers here

Thanks to kids stealing yugioh cards. (My Walmart started stocking them behind the register along with cigarettes).

A few of them really sperg out, probably 25%, but most of them laugh along

FUCK OFF COMMIE I'M BUSY SHARTING IN MART

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Isn't this meme a bit old

go fuck a teakettle you bitchass calling cookies biscuit ass fucking muslim ass bitch how about you lose an entire seafaring empire again faggot your great grandmother needed so much dick your country took over the world to get her enough go fuck some black pudding while thinking of the queen faggot your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt dont you have a muslim bull to prep or is it time to put fucking beans on fucking toast & pretend you dont want to kill yourself are you gonna pray to allah when youre done here or jack it with your big ben dildo

id tell you to slit your wrists but you dont have ANY FUCKING KNIVES DO YA

i tried searching "best blowjob ever" on pornhub but all i could find was your COUNTRY FUCKING SUCKING BITCHFAG

e.g this guy who is trying to be funny but just comes across as butthurt as fuck

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Don't be so mad we all shart in mart every once in a while. btw nice brown id

CANT TAKE THE BANTZ HUH YOU FILTHY COMMIE

It's fine, gotta laugh at ourselves now and then. We diss a lot of places regularly, have to expect some sort of insult coming back our way. Besides, with 330+ million people, there are going to be tons of incompetent motherfuckers to witness.

Although I have noticed a mod or two pruning these threads lately. Has anyone gone to peopleofwalmart.com lately? Is it still around?

What is with CANADIAN SHART FIXATION??????

Fpbp

We already solved this. Most of them are on diet pills that makes fat go right through your body without absorbing. You're supposed to eat only certain foods but these shart whales stuff their gobs with McDonalds and fucking cronuts so they get liquid shits without even knowing.

>"why do they shart in marts?"
Because the world is our mart.

>make a thread about a meme
>call people shitposting spergs

No, I shiggy diggy.

I appreciate some good bantz with my good friends across the pond. Cheers, m8s. Just thought I'd take a break from incessantly shitposting about Britain's Feelings S.W.A.T. and Australia's Abbo Apocalypse for a minute to say that I'm glad we're all pals.

Love you brother

>user, come home

Someone make a SHARTNADO movie poster!

Im too busy sharting

WHY DO THE WELSH FUCK BADGERS

WHY DO THE FUCK DOES LONDINSTAN NOW HAVE A BROWN MAN IN CHARGE

WHY DONT YOU UGLY IBRED FUCKS GO TO THE DENTIST

INB4 SHITTY WEEDMAN JOKE

Makes me giggle tbqhwy famalam.

>WHY DO THE WELSH FUCK BADGERS
Stay mad Miguel

Did they do that with the toilet paper as well?

>Did they do that with the toilet paper as well?

kek

No one in the US like Wal-Mart, but sometimes it's a necessary evil.

If you've ever shopped in a Wal-Mart, you'd see the the worst in people and stereotypes everywhere.

Sorry - I like to eat my pizza with a fork and a knife, and I think I would be arrested for possession if I was to immigrate. But thanks anyway, famiglia.

Oh they definitely got buttblasted a lot harder for a lot longer. We don't care, everyone knows we run the world.

Looks photoshopped to me. You guys are really funny though heuhuehuehueuheu

This meme is funny, post more.

>bad diet
>too trusting of their farts
>gets off on the idea of other people smelling their shit

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SHART

>here I stand
>broken hearted
>tried to fart
>instead I sharted

This. We were laughing at People of Walmart long before you yuros, bongs, leafs, and the like decided to appropriate it in your need for yet more material to vent out your inferiority complex against us. Go to wherever the lowest common denominator gather in any nation, and you're bound to experience quite the shitshow at some point, both figuratively and literally.

They were poo in the loo before India made it cool. Remember all the shitnanigans of Occupoop Wall Street? Don't forget that was their baby.

I like you guys too. Even though my countrymen seem to be clinically retarded.

BIN