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shut up
ah yes lets just hop on the vpn to look at some tits
simply cannot wait
Gerbils
got a floppy noodle lads. doubt ill ever have a stiffy again
sue
Anybody /liberally uses micro herbs on their seasonal market vegetables/ here?
All pornhub has to do is take down their UK servers and redirect to the USA, then there will be no requirement for age checks. Once again this is another flawed piece of legislation
good night la
International Jewry has been the problem of all humankind for the past several centuries
Why don't our teabags have strings on them and yank ones do,seems more useful t b h
you said you were going >:[
Shouldn't it be for the parents to ensure their sprogs aren't looking at porn rather then the government enforcing it
Hello, is this the British culture thread
would probably be quite expensive given the amount we go through
(pretty) slags
Unironically don't know if that would work, surely they can only enforce the checks on websites based in the UK.
have a raging sprog rn
Yank ingenuity tbqh
>look at some tits
Can be done in the real world user.
Ah yes porn and tea
yes here's some prime british culture
Toil on the morrow lads, get a good nights rest so you can put in a hard day's work for Toilberg tomorrow.
they do here
That's what I'm mean, they can only enforce on servers in the UK. Pornhub won't want to lose traffic over this so it's a solution
please tell me you have a video of her riding the robodick
yeah
we already have a system like that
but theresa may and her helen lovejoy cronies are stupid
Where the fuck is the Ethiopian and the saffer?
you're welcome
What if the porn filters are a test?
Any kid who knows computers will be able to circumvent them easily. Thicko kids won't. Your kid looks sexually frustrated because he couldn't have a wank? Congratulations, you're raising a retard.
probably asleep
patiently waiting for this day
It doesn't apply to UK companies or UK servers
ISPs are being commanded to some 5 million greylisted websites if they don't institute AgeID
How can you not wrap your thick skull around this?
A’s a U.K. Jew is it worth me doing the birthright trip even though I’m secretly atheist?
hes a lying virgin freak
post fat cat
and Trump and his cronies will be jailed. amen
jesus christ thats some camel toe
goobye.
You know the pirate bay's never had servers in the UK and yet is blocked by ISPs?
it's the same thing with porn sites
anime
THICK
SKULL
would like to lose the so called ‘ginity but I live in stoke
ah well
soon inshallah
crack alley lad
subscribed to too many nsfw subreddits. my floppy noodle couldnt handle it
and you'll be shipped back to china
don't know there wax a yank that did it a month ago and he didn't seem too pleased
as i heard its mostly for jews to meet other jews and fuck
This is another piece of legislation that's poorly thought out. I don't know why you keep persisting in spreading disinformation about it, you're very autistic mate. Servers outside the UK are outside the jurisdiction of the UK.
This fucking website is outside the jurisdiction of the UK
not a virgin
why
I don't believe there's a Jewish conspiracy
As an Australian Jew (not through my ancestors or through religion, but just through a little wink wink) I found aliyah beneficial. Got my thousands and a passport and never looked back
why does NZ look scared
let's be honest now, angry people are all retards anyway
This post is based on a fundamental misunderstandinng of computer networking. This individual, being entirely uniformed yet bursting to chime in assumes all need happen is the "UK servers close" as though it;s even necessary for something like Pornhub to have a UK server. Filtering at ISP level isw possible regardless of server location, you can;t just change your website to be registered in barbados and start uploading cp or shite
It'll never come to that though. Also any Windows machine has default capability to connect to free vpns and proxies, this is why the government will always be behind
it's bed time
I would. The organisers essentially want to get Jew numbers up by having horny young teens fuck. I would kill for a slice of prime Hebrew pussy.
anime
Because we use teaspoons and don't boil our water in the microwave
They will just filter it if it doesn't comply
We can fuck non Jews though it’s not like our women’s pussies are better than the gentiles
would love to take a bit bite into this fat beast's belly
gay!
it doesn't look like ageid has even decided on a backend yet?
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>It said its software would use "third-party age-verification companies" to authenticate the age of those signing in.
>AgeID spokesman James Clark told the BBC there were multiple verification methods that could be used - including credit card, mobile SMS, passport and driving licence - but that it was not yet clear which would be compliant with the law.
there's no way that is getting deployed in april
the whole americans microwaving water reminds me of when I was at university, and there was this one american girl in my flat and she'd use the hot tap in the kitchen sink to get hot water for her coffee/tea
business idea: nandos in new england
No spastic, pornhub can just redirect the DNS directory for UK IP addresses to point to US DNS addresses. I use "close servers" in a general sense. But corporations and companies regularly re-point their DNS servers.
I’m a Jew with jungle fever though.
My cousin married a Jewish women
timid
>prime Hebrew pussy.
the only good looking ones just look like white people anyway
why windows? why did you mention windows? explain that to me please. i'm fucking begging for it you specimen
but the kids that come from their fannies are then considered non jewish though, no?
i KNEW niggerspammer was some sort of kike
why are women all cucks? why are they so immune to facts and common sense?
>go to pornhub
>face ageID check
DUUUUUURR WUT DO I DO???
>get VPN
>useburger IP
>no check
WOOOOOOOOOW
So how do you get the tea bag out of the tea cup (not a mug you heathens) without a string on the bag? A teaspoon?
Pro tip: There's no beating porn addiction. You will always crave photos and videos of women and sex.
You just have to find something to re-route your desires and fill your time.
There are black Jews?
not sure I believe this
Caught my housemate microwaving chicken to cook it last week though
yes they are
the whole ageid thing is a flagrant disregard for the data protection act
arrest the tories
>just looked at /eire/
what went wrong?
because you're dave and i wanted to mentally trigger you
>China can't block servers outside of China because they're outside Chinese jurisdiction
>Iran can't block servers outside Iran because they're outside of Iranian jurisdiction
Don't think you understand how the internet works. The UK government can make ISPs block access to websites outside the UK (they already do with plenty of torrenting sites). This law is forcing ISPs to block recognised pornographic websites (of which the UK government itself already has a list of 4 million for the optional filter) unless they adopt the BBFC's standard of age verification. The BBFC awarded the contract of age verification to MindGeek, whose plan included greylisting (temporarily blocking) more than 5 million websites (including twitter), unless they agreed to sign up to AgeID.
Of course a VPN would easily be able to circumvent the law, but it's stated pretty clearly that the blocks are on an ISP level and apply to websites on servers anywhere in the world.
or we could just make possession of pornographic material punishable by death
I was born Jewish but I’m an atheist plus I really like black woman.
welp fucking kill me lads just got released after being held for 8 hours in a prison cell with nothing because my ex accused me of battery with abosluetly fuck all evidence but the whiteknight faggot officer arrested me anyways.
hired some based jew lawyers and spoke to all the sarges and they all said they think she was lying and i got released without charge but she will probably get away with it scot free ,gotta fucking love women
why do black people laugh like this?
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/brit/ is the exception desu
most country generals are full of weebshits
Probably shouldn't have beaten your gf, all things considered
Ethiopian Jews