Name a comfier mentor than this

>Name a comfier mentor than this

You cannot

a decrepit old faggot lmao desu

>Yoda
>E.T.
>Falkor

Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow, the Hulk, Thor, Dr Strange

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Why do women hate LoTR?

>Why do women

Stopped reading there.

Are you a woman?

The implication is that attempting to ask why a woman does anything is such a gargantuan amount of thinking and processing just to ultimately and inevitably fail in the end that to even utter these words is folly.

Woah dude you must be really smart you sound really intelligent by those words you use

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Jack Horner.

roastie lmao

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Tough choice between yoga and gandalf but I think the jedi philosophy is flawed and gandalf is also a angel so I'll pick him.

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/thread

Chokes me up when Dirk goes back to see Jack after the whole shotgun incident and they hug it out.

>I'm sorry Jack.
>I'm sorry too, kid.

Pai mei

He said comfy.

Dumbledore is unironically way better than this mumbling faggot

Wasn't Dumbledore somewhat ok with sacrificing Harry? Also, he was gay and it's implied that he had some kind of platonic crush on Harry. Creepy stuff.

>platonic crush
>creepy
Pick one.

step aside

>just watched Fellowship extended with my dad for the first time on a 4K tv
Shit was amazing

Dude, Jeremy Irons in literally any role, and I mean ANY role .

Easy.

I would have given you half a point more if you had opened as
>YOU. SHALL. NOT...

Because it's high fantasy with detailed world building requiring a big boy brain to understand.

Nigga was gettin high from the start. Anyone else posted never related. Like this wizard

I wish my father were more like Jack.

I know a girl who is practically obsessed with it.

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