Caboose off the tracks XXXdition
/brit/
do you think this current infatuation women have with having huge arses stems from penis envy
inflatulation
why do all women like to be whores????
financial stability
inflatulence
western influence
but don't worry it will change once I kill all anglos
no
t. arse doctor
>why do all women like to be whores????
Are you in a whore-house?
Based slav
thanks god no second based slav
Besides socks what works well to jerk off into to contain the cum but also isn't conspicuous? I don't want to waste a sock with every wank.
england invented racism
I'm here to end it...
>thanks god no second based slav
No need to thank me, I'm based god.
super cool bro
gf loves my butt
she constantly gropes it and likes to sneak up behind me and dryhump it while i try and do other stuff
>those comments
deary me
There are no lions in none of those countries. Why England uses lion as a symbol?
slavs are worse than niggers
down the gullet
doing a think
what did i accomplish last year?
Got fired last year after almost making it out of shutin-needdom, so instead I spent this year jerking off, made 5 figures in crypto and then lost 70% of it, jerked off more, smoked pot, tried to stop smoking pot, jerked off more, bought an asian girls panties off leddit, bought a bunch of tenga products and a dakimakura, literally haven't left the house
my life is in shamble
how long as it been since she transitioned?
Wait till you see the animal Scotland uses...
When you say brits I think you mean English...... the English take countries hostage and claim them to be part of the British empire.
Our bees make honey, but your flies make shit.
Why does the UK in particular have so much trouble with child sexual exploitation?
Even crime-ridden hellhole USA doesn't have this. Nor does France or Italy which both receive lots of migrants.
I think most of it is because they teach their little girls to march around like whores from an early age.
islanders
japan has similar stuffs
had a dream in which macron and myself were in a homosexual love affair
sexy kids
The chinese are based
Rubber
grim
U guys say yo gert or yog urt
alri Mubarak
very true *cough tekashi*
>, the historian found that the Unicorn was believed to be the natural enemy of the lion - a symbol that the English royals adopted around a hundred years before.
Why though?
shes a biological female
but also she's "80% lesbian" and says that sometimes she prefers to be called he/him depending on her mood which is bit odd but i don't mind
it's in their nature so that the species can procreate
'The Soul's dark cottage, battered and decayed, Lets in new light through chinks that time hath made.'
-Edmund Waller, "Of the Last Verses in the Book"
answer the yoghurt question
i am 90% lesbian and feminist
i'm literally 1 part english 3 parts irish and i couldn't give a flying fuck about brits oppressing the irish. they deserved it.
Think it's cause of Richard the Lionheart
Rates for electricity have skyrocketed in Aus. How's it going in Britain?
TINY
IRISH
BOLLOCKS
Even Hitler treated animals better than these souless british invaders
twitter.com
swagtricitiy
>Irish
>having balls
Good one user.
going to bed fuck off
humour is wasted on north Americans
the answer is fairly obvious anyway
Literally 3 parts lesbian and like 39% IRISH but all feminist
yes im a woman and yes i have a pussy
yog urt
england's national animal should be the robin
Fuck off whore
I think that's the national bird
isn't it
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little brap thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" inhaling gas? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about farts. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic brapfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "BRRAAP" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
it hurts yoghurt
Time for bed Ewan!
Fuck off Brandon, Noel and Sean!
el peruANO
Ewan isn't on right now, the Aberdeen bastard.
uh hello
Buying condoms would be to embarrassing, since as far as anyone who I still talk to knows I don't even wank, and am effectively asexual. That said it reminded me I have rubber gloves I can use. Thanks lads
Good thing there was a circle and an arrow pointing towards that circle otherwise I wouldn't have noticed.
Completely smitten over this girl at work lads haha x
quick question: if someones daughter and nephew get married what relation are they to each other?
youtu.be
go to bed wagie
husband and wife
proposing to the proto-gf tomorrow
good night lads
Post classic British dishes
Is Macron trying to make France great again?
>continentals
>finance
that's cute matthieu
Cute!
Sure.
>evil smile
>cute
Wrong. Mary would be William's First Cousin. Thank you though.
86750031
fuck off oxford slug
my great grandad fought in the boro frontlines
then went home bought himself a chicken parmo and smashed our nanas teeth out after he finished ragging her
post toot
>Human rights
When will this meme end?
rosbif
is there a nation in world history we haven't pissed off?