Xi on the phone edition
8:57 pm MDT, Sunday, 11 March 2018
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first for depression
tired of how low effort cum has become
>Look who finally came out of his room! What were you doing up there, buddy?
>first for depression
Why are you depressed? Do you have russian genes
wow it's real.... bravo sakurai
Rate my dindins
It has always been trash, low effort, gay, and filled with disgusting an*me posters and tripfags
>russian genes
i wish
im spitting image of the 56% drawings
Selling state secrets to Commies!
to eat some ramen, chips, or nothing at all
hmmmm
Also it's very slow and has kraut spammers and reddit flags and doesn't discuss American culture and the people here are very stupid
none of those options are healthy
reminder to join my fucking server
very nice
eat dinner if you haven't
10/10 desu
>snack
>healthy
gay
ate a couple chicken burgers and some vegetables
do you think female cops ass fuck their husbands? maybe they blackmail criminals so she they can ass fuck them?
>do you think female cops ass fuck their husbands? maybe they blackmail criminals so she they can ass fuck them?
Nah I doubt that happens.
>do you think female cops ass fuck their husbands?
That's the deleted scene from Fargo
>ate a couple chicken burgers and some vegetables
alright
alright
eat the ramen
it's only 188 calories
Never be enough
NEVER BE ENOUGGHHHHHH
FOR ME
I quite like you
Also yes but an assload of sodium
irrelevant unless you've got heart problems or some shit
>irrelevant
uhh user...
IRRELEVANT
>he fell for the soydium meme
Is anyone else here /low energy/? I feel like Mini-Me all the time.
i know women who was a covert agent who married the guy she was helping get caught until they caught him
bitch had a heart of stone
OwO
what are you listening to, /cum/
low enough
consume away
bitch niggas
why do you care
k
>chopped Carne Asada
>That yellow turd
6/10
That tortilla looks great though
Why the fuck are you so negative all the time? I get that you live in a shithole, but things will never change over there so as long as negativity is being spread by shitbags like yourself. kys.
what, im afraid if i say you were gonna mock me :(
that is why i asked
>no negativity in my safe space!
Fuck up
what is the best province and why is it quebec
would you seriously be offended by someone who not only posted an anime image, but a turbo weeb song being sung by a 3d little girl?
wtf you did this before we said you could
reikland desu
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love 2 live in a meritocracy
/cum/ was never safe
in the future someday
but
For the record, I never get angry at anyone here, and any posts that look angry are just jokes.
AAAAAAAAAA
>mama
Based
>250 calories
>56%
Sheesh
Nice "snack"
Fucking hate living in this country. Where should I move?
Anyone ever said nigga before?
Every low effort post infuriates me, and I punch my desk to calm down
Uganda
me
Hate Toronto
This. Full of shitters
At least the packaging details are slightly turthful. We can proabably get the same snack, same price, and bigger the bag. The nutrition facts would contain one difference though, being the Servings Per Package, which is often more than one. A lot of people just read the calories per serving, but dont read how many servings the box/bag contains .
hate east coasters
Monterrey thots
I'm the best poster ITT.
>knot
OWO
huge fan
whats your gimmick
He doesn’t have one. That makes him the best.
'I'm the best poster ITT'-posting
Stop posting my cousins
Monterrey thots +_+
+_+
How do you drink your coffee, /cum/?
full of /cum/
haha thats gay as fuck dude
Black like the guy fucking Ravioli's ex
Show me some Montana thots pls
Tone it down with the rudeness
How did you feel?
me as well
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of them putting the cheese in the beans.
Ok
Sorry :(
>tfw
apology accepted
Led Zeppelin is the greatest band in the world.
I don't know if this is a joke or if she's actually from Montana but either way I feel like HEEMing you
Have this cute Colombian thot anyways
dead
:D
Lol
thanks bud
have a montana thot
>Trying to buy Groceries at my local Market Basket grocery store
>Elderly couple starts to back their car almost into mine at the parking lot
>Evade and park myself a few spots down
>Boomer cunt wife yells at me saying "Hey, you got a horn, why don't you use it?"
I respond with "Hey, you got eyes, why don't you use them?"
>Boomer cunt replies with "You're a real jerk, you know that?"
>I respond with "Have a nice day lady"
Another day and pleasant conversation between strangers in New England
NEED a weapon holding gf with exquisite legs
guess i should go to bed and read and sleep so i can go train on how to use the d*nish software tomorrow
nearly committed sudoku when i learned it was from denmark....
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>A nine-year-old boy is facing juvenile charges after an Amazon Echo device recorded his voice during a break-in.
>An unnamed child is facing charges of breaking and entering and larceny after his neighbor told police her iPhone, phone charger and cash were stolen from her apartment on Tuesday.
>A New Mexico sheriff is crediting a voice-activated device for calling 911 and rescuing a mother and child from a violent domestic dispute
>Bernalillo County Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III said deputies responding to the call July 2 found a woman who said she had been hit in the face with a handgun.
Baffling Americans allow these 1984 snitch sticks in their homes.