/cum/

Xi on the phone edition
8:57 pm MDT, Sunday, 11 March 2018
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first for depression

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tired of how low effort cum has become

>Look who finally came out of his room! What were you doing up there, buddy?

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>first for depression
Why are you depressed? Do you have russian genes

wow it's real.... bravo sakurai

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Rate my dindins

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It has always been trash, low effort, gay, and filled with disgusting an*me posters and tripfags

>russian genes
i wish
im spitting image of the 56% drawings

Selling state secrets to Commies!

to eat some ramen, chips, or nothing at all
hmmmm

Also it's very slow and has kraut spammers and reddit flags and doesn't discuss American culture and the people here are very stupid

none of those options are healthy

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reminder to join my fucking server

discord.gg/H6TKj6

very nice

eat dinner if you haven't

10/10 desu

>snack
>healthy
gay

ate a couple chicken burgers and some vegetables

do you think female cops ass fuck their husbands? maybe they blackmail criminals so she they can ass fuck them?

>do you think female cops ass fuck their husbands? maybe they blackmail criminals so she they can ass fuck them?
Nah I doubt that happens.

>do you think female cops ass fuck their husbands?

That's the deleted scene from Fargo

>ate a couple chicken burgers and some vegetables
alright
alright
eat the ramen
it's only 188 calories

Never be enough
NEVER BE ENOUGGHHHHHH
FOR ME

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I quite like you

Also yes but an assload of sodium

irrelevant unless you've got heart problems or some shit

>irrelevant
uhh user...

IRRELEVANT

>he fell for the soydium meme

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Is anyone else here /low energy/? I feel like Mini-Me all the time.

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i know women who was a covert agent who married the guy she was helping get caught until they caught him

bitch had a heart of stone

OwO

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youtu.be/a2QGHJuC43E

what are you listening to, /cum/

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low enough
consume away

bitch niggas

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youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

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why do you care

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZKB7kwpTyM&t=0s

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k

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>chopped Carne Asada
>That yellow turd

6/10
That tortilla looks great though

Why the fuck are you so negative all the time? I get that you live in a shithole, but things will never change over there so as long as negativity is being spread by shitbags like yourself. kys.

what, im afraid if i say you were gonna mock me :(

that is why i asked

>no negativity in my safe space!

Fuck up

what is the best province and why is it quebec

would you seriously be offended by someone who not only posted an anime image, but a turbo weeb song being sung by a 3d little girl?

wtf you did this before we said you could

reikland desu

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love 2 live in a meritocracy

/cum/ was never safe

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in the future someday

but

For the record, I never get angry at anyone here, and any posts that look angry are just jokes.

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AAAAAAAAAA

>mama
Based

>250 calories
>56%

Sheesh
Nice "snack"

Fucking hate living in this country. Where should I move?

Anyone ever said nigga before?

Every low effort post infuriates me, and I punch my desk to calm down

Uganda

me

Hate Toronto

This. Full of shitters

At least the packaging details are slightly turthful. We can proabably get the same snack, same price, and bigger the bag. The nutrition facts would contain one difference though, being the Servings Per Package, which is often more than one. A lot of people just read the calories per serving, but dont read how many servings the box/bag contains .

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hate east coasters

Monterrey thots

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I'm the best poster ITT.

>knot

OWO

huge fan

whats your gimmick

He doesn’t have one. That makes him the best.

'I'm the best poster ITT'-posting

Stop posting my cousins

Monterrey thots +_+

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+_+

How do you drink your coffee, /cum/?

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full of /cum/

haha thats gay as fuck dude

Black like the guy fucking Ravioli's ex

Show me some Montana thots pls

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Tone it down with the rudeness

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How did you feel?

me as well

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of them putting the cheese in the beans.

Ok

Sorry :(

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>tfw

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apology accepted

Led Zeppelin is the greatest band in the world.

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I don't know if this is a joke or if she's actually from Montana but either way I feel like HEEMing you

Have this cute Colombian thot anyways

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dead

:D

Lol

thanks bud
have a montana thot

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>Trying to buy Groceries at my local Market Basket grocery store
>Elderly couple starts to back their car almost into mine at the parking lot
>Evade and park myself a few spots down
>Boomer cunt wife yells at me saying "Hey, you got a horn, why don't you use it?"
I respond with "Hey, you got eyes, why don't you use them?"
>Boomer cunt replies with "You're a real jerk, you know that?"
>I respond with "Have a nice day lady"
Another day and pleasant conversation between strangers in New England

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NEED a weapon holding gf with exquisite legs

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guess i should go to bed and read and sleep so i can go train on how to use the d*nish software tomorrow
nearly committed sudoku when i learned it was from denmark....

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4737596/Amazon-s-Alexa-recorded-boy-s-voice-break-in.html

>A nine-year-old boy is facing juvenile charges after an Amazon Echo device recorded his voice during a break-in.

>An unnamed child is facing charges of breaking and entering and larceny after his neighbor told police her iPhone, phone charger and cash were stolen from her apartment on Tuesday.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/07/11/voice-activated-call-hails-911-during-violent-domestic-dispute/467199001/

>A New Mexico sheriff is crediting a voice-activated device for calling 911 and rescuing a mother and child from a violent domestic dispute

>Bernalillo County Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III said deputies responding to the call July 2 found a woman who said she had been hit in the face with a handgun.

Baffling Americans allow these 1984 snitch sticks in their homes.

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