"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

>"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

Memes aside I honestly don't get the joke here

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formerly chucks

he bought the towel at ted's trash towels right after ted bought it from ben

It was Sneed's towel

It's like needing glasses when you're deaf,

Do you really want to know? It's a reference to a woman wearing a towel around her head coming out of the shower; said towel would be around her ears, meaning she can't hear as well. Homer is using the phrase incorrectly. Laugh, please.

a towel doesn't actually affect your hearing so it's silly for him to say that

The towel was formerly Chuck's, who was notorious for fucking and sucking

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He's at work.
He shouldn't be showering nor in a towel.
He's on a alert.
He's listening in case Mr. Burns or Smithers walk by so he doesn't get talk.
So he needed the caller to talk to because his senses were concentrated on something else.
Hope that solved it for you.

But why fuck THEN suck? Disgusting. Should have been suck then fuck.

Better than feeding and seeding. Sneed was notorious for feeding his victims until they were big and fat before he seeded them. Disgusting

my father cant have music playing or people talcking while he is paralel parking.
its the same principal.

This whole fucking thread is Reddit

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the danshi he called is not the same danshi he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

FINDS

Already a thing.

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it's double reddit now that you've posted in it

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lol reddit trying to fit in : )

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Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

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your dad's an idiot

Good fucking Lord

The only bigger faggoty idiot than your dad appears to be you.

I don't get it.

This was pure kino.

at least he is not a 4chaner since 2006 like me
and he has a wife.
jokes on all of us.

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>le 4channer army xD

Get this Chuckhead out of here.

lmao

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Is this thread still that same 15 year old that shitposts because of butthurt about not understanding classic Simpsons jokes?

No fucking then sucking is much much hotter

oh that's funny.

Women wear towels on their head to dry their hair which covers their ears, when they're being chatty bitches on the phone sometimes they can't hear due to their stupid towels, the joke is every person in this thread is as dumb as Homer and doesn't get it

You are your father's wife's son

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