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cocaine is white edition

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another fantastic and very interesting british culture OP from our resident foreign twat contingent

wacky edition

raaaaawwwwrrrrr ;P :3

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Would unironically get a sex change if they made you a cute girl instead of a fucked up tranny with an inverted cock.

alri

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leafoids not welcome

who wouldn't?

Is anime straight?

I, I love the colourful clothes she wears

And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair

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me i think

no

i wonder what percentage of men would rather be born women

it’s an /ed does coke and loses his marbles forever/ episode

wonder what the people this is meant to be actually look like

Love sweet British lasses with fat asses.

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

now watch me shit

now watch me pee pee

90%

every time i come in the kitchen
you in the kitchen
in the goddamn refrigerator
eating up all the food

reddit

dumb lyric poster

Why not?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

>all the australian lads in /brit/ are facebook friends and chat regularly

sucked in britty boys

need a bernadette devlin in her prime gf

Probably 80-90%. But then there would be fewer men to leech off, so life as a girl wouldn't be as easy. So it would be a self-limiting phenomenon.

>tfw too poor for chang

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!

I would have to be paid to interact with any of you freaks outside of this horrible place

had an especially peng tomato today

I was not aware of this

all the aussie posters seem sound desu
wouldn't dare add another irish poster, all weirdos

not attracted to men, the oneitis is
dont see what would be so great about being a girl aside from randos liking you more but im not fussed about that

Yeah cause I shat on it.

all the chicken
all the pig feet
all the hog maws

Supermarket tomatoes are absolutely dire nowadays.

not your country anymore rorke
not your general anymore rorke

Mountain dew is the gentlemens drink of choice. Too much caffeine for brits though.

on a diet but want a footlong BMT

oi jordan reply to me

>the oneitis

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this! Rorkmfs out

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funny how the guardian has made no mention of the latest paki rape scandal

me n u would be friends im sure :)

reported

where is my country and general then?

fuck off horace

british culture

you arrive in brisbane

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what's a oneitis?

lefty virg mong

brizzy is the peak of civilisation and all the haters just jealous off us

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don't care but not here

but why would having a oneitis being stupid make me want to be a girl
no real advantage unless you like lads
just means girl youre obsessed with basically

>periods
>childbirth
>emotional
>don't seem to be able to able to have autistic levels of interest in anything
I'm alri, would unironically rather be a tranny

literally only the tabloids are even mentioning it
haven't even seen the telegraph or times mention it

why don't the elites give a literal toss about the white working class?

i wanna eat some of them chitlins
i love pig feet

Off to buy some coke before the Jews take it away.

All the true tough Crocodile Dundee Australians live north of Brisbane. All the gays live in and below it.

to be able to able to have

caxton on saturday??

you arrive in Melbourne

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It is very trendy at the moment but free weights are dangerous. I say this as a qualified personal trainer. There is some bad form in the photos that go with the article and bad form will do more damage than any strength gained. Plus it is a pain in the arse setting up barbells. But great for your ‘bragging rights’ and Instagram.

You can get the same benefits from machine weights where you are far less likely to be able to use bad form and body weight and small weight exercise give you more “bang for your buck”.

Fellow wageslave is off sick, seems to happen almost every Monday, not happy about this at all.

Go to my depressing NEET flat and shitpost on imageboards.

>rewrite something, don't read what I actually wrote in the end.
I do that sometimes

when i went to bed last night, didn't i tell you to take out the trash

weird, he looks mostly normal on top but his legs are monstrous

reading about The Battle of Brunanburh lads

Fat sinks because it is heavy.
t. doctor

>>rewrite something, don't read what I actually wrote in the end.
>I do that sometimes

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well good luck with your oneitis chum

wahey

Is your father proud of you /brit/?

gona get a tooth crowned i reckon. expensive though

Good morning, my British friends.

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the UK government only wants politically correct liberals to enter the country

I'm not proud of him

Wha about the darkies though lad

grim times

neat

Parents unironically call me in case I do a 'cide.

why

yeah but he shouldn't be

what a fat piece of shit

This country is finished

because he didn't have an affair with a sexy tall lady making me beautiful and tall

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WHY ARE BRITS SO MEAN??

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and you're just being evil now! you're just being evil!

the Thai government only wants soyboy nonces to enter the country

dont threaten me with a good time

i'm not listening anymore...
"when have you ever?"
reeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

8 hours left before i can go to sleep again

dad married a girl taller then him to increase the chance of his sons not being manlets
good dad

Mad that's it summer in Australia now, not surprising they have nice tomatoes atm

everything that Sup Forums likes is shit