This man walks up to you
>Salam balkanlar arkadash, you have been selected for devşirme. At dawn tomorrow you will ride for Kostantiniyye for training and leave your family and friends behind. You are forbidden to marry and engage in business until your service ends but will receive a hefty salary and will be free to loot, pillage, and engage with women in conquered areas as you please - but you must convert to Islam and swear your life to the Sultan.
How do you respond?
Sounds better than my boring NEET life of consuming western shit. I'm in.
Evet arkadash
Mashallah, ama Eyvallah burazer Elhamdulillah
sure mehmet just give me a kebab and get over with it
Mashallah. But only on one condition - I get to pillage balkan villages with qts(male).
Das haram, yo.
Kill myself or join some Christian resistance group.
>i am very christian, but i'd commit suicide
doesn't your totem poll say that you don't own your life, god created you and its a sin to destroy what god created?
>poll
Pole* fugg
Ottoman Empire was incredibly tolerant for its time.
I would be honored to serve such a great empire
Where does one find a submissive Saudi bf? Asking for a fren.
heh...
> but you must convert to Islam
kek, i'm a muslim already. Get fucked kaffirs.
merhaba, nasilir?
"fuck off"
why do they wear such fucking gay clothes, im ok with ottomans but their clothes are so ugly
>Betraying her maj
That's a colonising
I'd rather keep hitting your ships.
Neat
My Sultan you have my life!
(I just want qt balkan girls desu)
how the fuck did you get here cunt?
>will receive a hefty salary and will be free to loot, pillage, and engage with women in conquered areas as you please
im in just get me off this island
Technically a continent.
why not both? that way we get to be the largest island instead of just the smallest continent
I will become Iranian stud serving for the genetic&cultural unity of turkic,iranic and arab tribes? MASHALLAH!
>malaysian bants
based Janissary poster
this
i impale him from ass to throat on a giant lawn dart and anyone else who has a problem with it and have meals along the way