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Chadgar edition
>bobbyfags please go

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dany

First for w*ghts BTFO.

The BOOARRR is pregnant

what did she mean by this?

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>look we are totally reacting normally and not putting anything on for the camera

YAAS

First for Bessie

youtube.com/watch?v=zs7xO5P3Az4

Is this still the funniest GoT-related video?

*cums inside Lyanna*

i'll be her butt plug

SAY IT!

she's looking for tyrion

Reminder that Cers 9/11-ing a church was the best moment in the show

T-the stretcher your Grace i found it

STUPID BOY

Ned, you have a daughter, I have a cock, let's join our houses

Don't look away lancel, the boar will know if you do

GODS I WAS A BOAR THEN. CAVED IN HIS BREASTPLATE STRETCHER. PROBABLY SHATTERED EVERY WHOOAR HE HAD.

It's called making the 8

>She was one of mine.

Fuck now I'm doing it.

It's how she stays mounted on Drogon.

>mfw I keep forgetting Robert beat Rhaegar in a clean 1v1 with no bullshit interference

You have the opportunity to recast 1 character from the start of the show.
Who is it and why?

2nd for her tits

*Dies to a boar*

Based Bobby B

i miss that bastard

>3 white people and one of them is fucking the black guy
future of america right there

Yeah, I don't get why people are so hard on series 6, it had a lot of great moments. The subplot your pic comes from was really good too.

has it been leaked who got cast as Raegar_?

dude im fucking dead

Sansa. She ended up an ugly slag who can't act. I know Dany isn't great but she has moments, sometimes. Sansa doesn't even have that.

RUBIES
FUCKING RUBIES

Gods, I was strong back then

sauce
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targaryen shits

If you really give a shit about white america go out and get a girlfriend and have some kids. Do it even if you have to settle.

shame gendry is a manlet too or else we couldve seen him bashing some heads in like im sure grrm intended

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

CAREFUL NOW CAREFUL

lyanna cause she's hideous
this Wilf guy can easily pull off Rhaegar but Lyanna wasn't supposed to be ugly or have a chubby face

say it to my face, Bobby

>jamie challenges robb to a 1 on 1 duel to end the war
>robb declines "if we did it your way kingslayer, you'd win"
>audience claps, applauds robb for his smarts

>jon challenges ramsey to a 1 on 1 duel to end the war
>ramsey declines
>audience thinks Ramsey a pussy for not doing it

Odds on Bran telling Sam about Jon's parentage in the finale?

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>for his smarts

Ramsey was a pussy

Jon's not even that good

Season 5 was bad season 6 was god awful. That's not Game of Thrones that's not even Mexico.

>yfw hack writers besides D&D do prequel and make Bobby B win in an underhanded way
you KNOW it will happen

LEAKS?

100%

Its in the leaks

BOW YOU SHITS

>Jon's not even that good
Dude he killed a fucking white walker. The only other guy to do that is sam the chad. And i'm not even going to go into how he defeated the FOOKIN LEGIND OF GIN ALLY

BESSIE

Maybe 100%

Although I do love the Bobby posting, do we ever get a good measure on how good Rhaegar actually was?

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*blocks your wine*

dude it's fucking jaime lannister

jon is a middle tier swordsman

>But King Robert killed Rhaegar
>Did he?
>*Howland Reed intensifies*

>tfw you are trying to get some important scroll work done and your gf won't shut up about some meaningless marriage decades ago in Dorne.

>And i'm not even going to go into how he defeated the FOOKIN LEGIND OF GIN ALLY
By having a woman stab him in the back, you mean? That would have worked with Ramsay too I suppose.

Both were smart. Even if you thought you could win, why the fuck would you give up an advantage for muh honor? Jon's logic was also retarded. 90% of the swinging dicks in Ramsey's army wouldn't know about Ramsey declining to 1v1 Jon. They're too busy trying to keep said dicks from getting frostbitten.

>he still thinks the starks haven't been leveled up to the max
>he still thinks jon won't be a goat tier swordsman by the end of the books

>KINGSLAYER! GET IN HEEREEE! FORCED TO MIND THE WHORE WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS! SO COME ON! WE ARE TELLING BOOOOOAR STORIES!

from his point of view, it is meaningless information, so I don't think he was wrong in his outburst

He was really good seeing how he won the tournament that basically started the whole rebellion. But he was probably a better tourney knight like Loras than actual fighter like Bobby B or Dunk.

white people and one of them is fucking the black guy
Those white people are fucking hideous brah, with terrible taste and nasally voices. Eugenics lives in all our hearts; no cares about the ugly masses. Have you learned nothing from Dany's character?
>muh slaves
>muh equality by fire
>muh breaker of chains
And no one cares. All they care about is "Some crazy bitch has a fucking dragon."

Why do you think there's been a trend with the chad maymay? People care about strength and hotness. Strength and hotness makes empires.

What are you talking about? In the show they have clearly set it up that he's amazing. It the book he has to train against 3 brothers to even get any better. I'd say that's pretty good. Although I do wonder why I never see anyone talk about how his burnt hand is seriously fucked up and really hurts and is stiff in the cold.

LANCEL GOD WHAT A STUPID NAME

I bend my knee for boatsex

he unhorsed barristan and arthur dayne during tourneys
he managed not to immediately shit when he fought Robert (reminder Bobby said they ALL shit themselves and that includes Rhaegar)

If it's good enough for ned it's good enough jon. Never underestimate having a feminine qt stab your enemies in the back while they aren't looking.

hear my boar

Spent more time playing a harp like a faggot than fighting.

Guys, my farts have been smelling BAD tonight.

What's the big idea? Was it the fish soup for dinner?
Other than that I had some leftover tikki masala for lunch and a banana for a snack.

Spoiler alert

>WHAT DID AERYS WHOREGARYEN SAY WHEN YOU STABBED HIM IN THE BACK? DID HE CALL YOU A BOOOOAAAAR DID HE PLEAD FOR A WHOREE?

AHHHHH

MURDERED BY A BOAR

She seems like a legit braphog.

bow to the real kingslayer

According to leaks it's probably the first episode of season 8

Heh, I forgot about this.

They should have had Arya play the boar.

MORE WINE

BOAR THEM ALL

BOAR THEM ALL

BOAR THEM ALL

YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT, BARRISTAN?

SHE BELONGED WITH ME IN THE FIEEEEEELDS NEEEEEEEEED

The boar's great tusks, they boded ill,
for good King Robert's health.
And the beast was every bit as fat,
as Robert was himself.
But our brave King cried, 'Do your worst,
I'll have your ugly head,'
You're nowhere near as murderous as
the lion in my bed."
King Robert lost his battle,
and he failed his final test,
The lion ripped his balls off,
And the boar did all the rest.

vile propaganda against Bobby
he didn't lost against the BOOOOOAR, it was a draw

Heh.. easy on the wine there, your Grace

Bob... easy on the wine...

>implying it wasn't arya wearing a rubber boar mask that killed robert.

Is this the most kino scene in got?

youtube.com/watch?v=CY5As-RP1MM

Man, fuck what anyone says, Addy NAILED Robert.

I mean, this shit wasn't even in the book, and it's fucking perfect.

>You want to know the horrible truth? I can't even remember what she looked like.
>I only know she was the one thing I ever wanted.
>Someone took her away from me, and seven kingdoms couldn't fill the hole she left behind.

what most do you guys want to see in the history of GOT through bran's visions?

ROBERT PICK UP

TARGS SHITS

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Did Renly make the eight?

Torrhen kneeling to Aegon

Ned, get me to the crypts, I want to fuck your sister's corpse again... what was her name? Bessie, that's it, Bessie. Gods, what a stupid name.

Battle of the Trident please