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the boys are back in town edition

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Poo bum willy.

First

kennedy has his legs awfully close together

willy bum poo

the last thing i care about is bitcoin deficiency

no but you can still fuck her i enjoy watching

aw yep yeah nah fuckin righto bucko ay mate yep australia

going to bed t.b.h.

Thread theme song.

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whats the first thing you care about

supermac was a literal cuck

wanky then sleepy

Snap

*lowers my binoculars slowly*
My god... Jeeves, Jeeves! Bring the hunt. They've been breeding.

Do benders love willies and bum sex because they love men or do benders love men because they love willies and bum sex?

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Night lad.

i'm gonna have a big hard think
then i'm gonna do a poo
the poo will emit a horrendous stink
i hope this post gets a (You)

might start learning yankish
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(You)

Anyone who uses this phrase should be launched publicly

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fuck off bruce

got a presentation in a few minutes

absolutely bricking it

dumb phoneposter

elon musk is a wanker
rocket science isn't even hard
neither is astronomy
conquering space is impossible. physics doesn't allow for it. might as well accept that we'll never leave our solar system and make the best of what we have

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the hat is strong with this one

last presentation I had to do I took a diazepam and sniffed some speed and absolutely bossed it

'Launched'...publicly?
Real head scratcher

Porn checks delayed, wankers across UK celebrate

What phrase?

sjw likes farage desu good lass

reckon I should get (You)s for posts I didn't make but posts I could definitely see myself making

the goal physique

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I feel like shit when I wake up, then I only get some energy at about 11pm. What's up with that?

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come down to Trimdon and me and my boot will give you a taste of a public launching

Enjoy the last 3 weeks of /brit/ Nigel. Aussies are taking the thread over come April.

When is the porn ban actually happening?

dont have any drugs to hand unfortunately

reckon some coke would be nice

Natty?

did my last job interview after sniffing some speed and absolutely aced it. highly recommend

Is this going to make porn illegal or what?

Shame about the skin colour

change of plan
having spaggheti hoops and sausages on toast for dinner

What were the most noble wars ever fought?

A war against savages is always noble, so those don't count

You don't have launching in iceland?

t. played Kerbal Space Program once and sent his CV to Nasa

mmmmmm my loins hunger

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Over mein dead body

VIEWS on RANGERS Like Hitler Like the blackntans Say there truly British when's they fly Israely flags Want two pump the queen They came they will stomp on your head but the don't They say Hitlers good for killing all the Jews but there prodies which is a Christian religion but wait a minute so are jewsish people so what side you on again. -=-ANTIFA-=- =-VOTE YES=- G.A.V

Oxfordbenderesque post

the james-webb telescope is being launched from.... france of all places... using.... a european rocket....

disgusting

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Did my 50 syllable essay after sniffing glue and finishing 3 cough syrup bottles, spanked that fucker. Go for it.

if I did a job interview on speed alone my adrenal glands would probably implode, I need some nice diazepam in the mix too

war of jenkin's ear

just licked the tip of my willy

boi

What are you saying mate?

lad at work has cheese sandwiches for lunch every single day

reckon he's an absolute riot

what's for lunch today, lads?
For me, it's the trusty old cheese sandwich

>250 word essay due on Friday
>haven't even started yet

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You're actually a vampire

how does it feel to be a cuck

>small brain : CHINA IS EVIL!
>Medium brain : China has had a rough past, but has overcome adversity and grown in to a successful economy
>large brain: We should work with China to create a new rules-based trade order
>ASCENDED brain : changing your governance system to Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

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>imagine dragons

*imagines them*

French Guyana not France

I bet Your an absolute riot.

this is me desu and i am a riot, you're looking at the sandwich choice incorrectly. This isn't someone so bland that he can only eat cheese sandwiches it's someone who has such a deep sensual connection to the world that even a seemingly mundane cheese sandwich is an aesthetic delight.

In all likelihood never. Or at least not until next year now. Delaying shows weakness and opponents will pounce now. This is why the government usually plows on with bad ideas regardless, once you stop it's harder to start again.

No but you'd need to send a company either your credit card details or a copy of your passport to prove you're 18 before you can access any 18+ site.

Injected heroine into my eyeballs and passed my driving test with flying colours
Go for it

mate you don't even know
i've got a 15 word essay due next week and i've only done half of it
absolutely bricking it

>Galactic brain: Get China addicted to opium and steal their silver

bread, cheese. simple as.

Grim

probs a tuna and pickle

*puts some branston on*

I want to be paid to shill for China too

Not dissimilar to being a Frenchman.

fancy a ploughmans atm

>No but you'd need to send a company either your credit card details or a copy of your passport to prove you're 18 before you can access any 18+ site.
The shit I wank to if rather not give my details.

ASCENDED brain : changing your governance system to Socialism with German Characteristics

cheese is the apex of white evolution

lactose intolerent rasheeds can't handle it

politics chatter is so dull
fuck off to the politics bar if you wanna talk about that

poor attempt bruce chang

Quorn sausages and burgers actually taste quite nice

Shame the bacon's horrible

>ah fuck forgot to bring my lunch
>no matte, lad. always bring with me spare coon cheese and wonderwhite bread. put out your palms. there you go, mate. that's a cheese sandwich and since its your first its on the house

or just neoliberalism with german characteristics: ordoliberalism

afraid to say the porn age checks has been postponed

shame

it's the truth lads
we will never have the technology to leave our solar system. simple as

even if we could travel faster-than-light, it would take 5 years to reach the nearest star, 14 years to the nearest earth-like exoplanet, and 2.5 million years to reach the Andromeda galaxy.

we'd have to discover some way to travel between dimensions to specific points in space-time in order to conquer our galaxy within a reasonable amount of time

we might be able to colonize mars or the moon, but we could never actually live there. we might be able to build a big-ass space station where a couple thousand people could live, but that's all very unlikely. at least not any time soon

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How very fortunate for you user, that they were delayed from their April implementation date.

did you hear ken dodd died?

*writes a letter to miss may asking if i may please have access to bangbros.com*

Brain past ascension and such simple concepts as language
>No government at all

you underestimate human motivation to explore tbqh

did he?

Didn't bother with this post but you did say "ass" so FOY

>you'd need to send a company either your credit card details or a copy of your passport to prove you're 18 before you can access any 18+ site.
not for nsfw subreddits

mam

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Did he?

>Send your details to a porn company

Fuck that