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HACF user I have the eps downloaded, will watch 2nite

Edge, what's this monkeying around with the fruit business?

Immigrant what's your favourite cover out the ones on here doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Shit_Trips:_Vol._2

Cats what's your most effective meme to deploy against the hordes of facebook degredations?

Due to the inability of the English to pronounce the name Perthuis any other way than Pertwiss, it was subsequently changed to Pertwee. This proved a pointless exercise as over the years, even in England, I have been subjected to the following interpretations of my name, the veracity of which I will swear to, having avidly filed them away over the years : –
Tom Peetweet
Jon Peterwee
Jon Peartree
Mr Twee
Saniel Pertwee (A strange amalgam of my son and daughter, Sean and Dariel)
Mr Pardney
Mr Bert Wee
John Peewee (School, of course)
Newton Pertwee (Scientist?)
Mr Pickwick
Miss Jane Partwee
Master J. Peewit
Mr Pertweek
Joan Pestwick
J Pertinee
John Between
Mr and Mrs Jon Perkee
And the most recent addition, from a gentleman in Zimbabwe, assuming presumably that I am a “brother”. . .
J. Parpertwuwe
In the United States of America, however, I found that if you have a complicated, almost unpronounceable name of Lithuanian, German, Bulgarian, Russian, Czech, Japanese, Polish or Hungarian descent – a name Pztyltz for example – they will get it in one! But, if you happened to have a simple, honest-to-God name like Pertwee, they are utterly confounded!
I was playing on Broadway in There’s a Girl in my Soup when our ancient name received its final indignity. The stage door keeper of The Music-Box Theatre was sitting, cigar in face, guarding the keys, when I entered the stage-door.
“Hey Jan!”
As my Christian name is Jon, and as I was being proudly reminded of that fact by the regular sight of it emblazoned in letters of light on the Marquee above the Theatre, it was a natural assumption that the cigar-chewing voice was addressing somebody else!
The summons came again this time molto forte.
“Hey! Jan”
With puzzled expression and finger pointing at my chest, I turned, asking, “Who? – Me?”
“Yes! You! Jan Putrid! There’s a letter for you!”

>Edge, what's this monkeying around with the fruit business?

idk if they want me to draw barrowman they could just ask

I paid a fair bit for some art I needed online once, guy did a bunch of variations though.

I can guess what you draw mostly Edge, is that what you enjoy drawing most? Are there things you wish you got commissions for more often?

Most of the commissions I get are gay porn and I'm okay with that teebeeaich

Art can get pricey, I did want to commission a Doctor Who artist I know when I can afford it. There's something in particular I wanted to see.

W-what do you want to see?

Kilgrave and Rose Tyler. Rose is his thrall, she's holding the Chameleon Arch watch. Kilgrave is tilting her chin up and holding a bouquet of purple roses.

>edge can only draw porn!

I like them all, honestly.

How's Shit Trips 2 entries going?

We made this /who/. We are entitled to this.

have u ever drawn someone u knew

Yep

wat was that like

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if we don't get a twink companion I'll riot
nobody wants to fap to a 57 year old man companion

i want a 57 year old man companion

ughhhhhhhh /who/ youll never guess what happened to me

I went to the local flea market this past Sunday and while I was there, I decided to get some French Fries from a kiosk. The line was surprisingly long and I ended up waiting approximately 30 mins.

I finally get to the front of the line, order food for myself, my girlfriend, and one of my buddies, and while I am waiting to pay, I get some ketchup from the pump that is to my right, next to the ordering window. I notice that it's pretty difficult to pump ketchup out, but pay no mind

A minute later, a young girl of maybe 14-16 years of age, asks me for help with pumping the ketchup out for her, so I say "Sure, I gotcha".

She thanks me and asks for help with the mustard as well, so I proceed to pump the mustard and like the ketchup dispenser, it was difficult to press the pump mechanism down.
I press a little harder and POP! The nozzle flies out of the pump mechanism which frees the pump up to blast a fat amount of mustard out and onto the girls ENTIRE face! It's in her hair, and on her shirt.

I'm so mortified and in shock that I'm just standing next to her saying "I'm so sorry!" I pick up the nozzle instead of wiping her face, and when my fries came out, I opted to eat a couple while still standing next to her... I have no idea what was going through my mind at the time. Then i just went home and watched the unicorn and the wasp.

holy moly sorry user LMAO

>the unicorn and the wasp.
good episode

There's an ejaculation joke in here somewhere.

Fake. Stolen from Reddit. reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5u99wt/tifu_by_giving_a_young_girl_a_mustard_facial

You could at least change the pasta to make it DW-related.

He added little Doctor Who bits at the start and end, but I'm a prolific Redditor and I recognised it.

Me too pal. In fact, I moderate several communities.

/who/ - Reddit general

Which ones? I actually moderate a default subreddit, amongst others (mostly smaller or comedic). Perhaps we're even in a shared mod Slack already!

tfw you have long since transcended normie-reddit to circlebroke2, negareddit and shitredditsays

Still too neoliberal. Keep going until you hit shitliberalssay.

please don't call me a neoliberal that's very offensive. and i do need to get my hands on the communist manifesto and give it a read

the manifesto is very short, freely available online too. das kapital is more worthwhile but it's long and dense. the classic who to the manifesto's newwho.
homage to catalonia is brilliant and worth reading.
but if you just want other short texts, why socialism (by einstein) and principles of communism (by engels) are the way to go.

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>commies

youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

thanks, i've put these on my reading list

Anyway...who else is still working on some shit trips?

>it's a /who/ becomes a source of internet radicalization episode

Doctor Who is dead.

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Lym! How's your shit trip going?

Gallifrey_Immigrant is a misogynistic

I've been updating the old thread for like an hour wondering why Neo wouldn't reply to me

Then it said it was archived and I realized a new thread had appeared.

Damn me.

lol I've done that before
What was your post?

"Ah, I see you're finally awake. No, Claudia would not suffice. Thanks anyway. Also thanks for talking with me last night, you're cool. You watch HCF yet?"

Just that, wasn't too important.

I kinda replied here but didn't link your comment, my bad Here's an entertaining video to make up for it: youtu.be/5HeQIwNDmtY jk jk jk

Claudia Boleyn makes my dick rock hard

What's the edgiest / most depressing 8 dialogue? Out of the audios or books or whatever

Not edgy or depressing at all but I liked that one time he ate a doughnut in The Horror of Glam Rock just for the noise that he made

>"MNOM"

What's the overlap fans in both Star Trek and Doctor Who? They're dissimilar in many ways, but I feel like their similarities would bring both fandoms together. For example, I'm currently excited about 13 and hesitant about STD, and I wonder if /who/ feels the same way.

why the fuck are you forcing your friend to third wheel you and your girlfriend?

Davros trying to psychologically destroy the Doctor in Terror Firma
Those conversations in Interference between the Doctor and the middle eastern prisoner

Bradley Walsh to be the next companion.

>mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/bradley-walsh-revealed-doctor-who-11028647

Bit l8 m8

>the mirror

The official BBC One twitter posted about this rumour. Should we take that as a sign?

>theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/shortcuts/2017/aug/22/doctor-who-the-chase-charts-bradley-walsh-latest-companion

Scaroth reporting in.

the guardian has less fucking credibility than the mirror, and they're just sourcing the mirror anyway

Neo, what is your view on Liz Shaw?

The Mirror broke the story, there was a BBC article about it (newsbeat maybe?) but I cant find it, it also sourced the Mirror.

Ooh good ones, cheers

Hmm, you first, what's yours?

>bbc.co.uk/newsround/41012290

she sexy

>ask for a twink companion

>we get an old ugly man companion instead

>Newsround contacted the BBC but it refused to comment on the rumours, so nothing has been confirmed.

so it's literally just some side department to make clickbait articles about an article another publication made, and they can't even contact their own boss

A woman underused by the material given to her. She'd fit into Moffat Who better

>tfw now /who/ is complaining about oogleh

What do Brits think of Walsh? What's his reputation?

I understand your suffering.

/who/ is mostly bait these days

No it isn't, you just think "bait" means "any post that isn't 100% deathly serious".

Хoчy нaпoмнить вaм o книгaх.

I will be genuinely upset if the male companion isn't an attractive young male, preferably effeminate and asian

Yes it is, you just misunderstand me for a stickler

see

give macra terror please m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0vyx6HGSD0

That's a good one.

I agree

>how u want ur companion f a m

How did Moffat go from avoiding all classic elements beyond the odd reference from series 5 to 6 to bringing back One, Ben and Polly for an episode in series 10? There's been more fan service this last few series than there was for the entire 50th year.

Matt Who and Capaldi Who are very, very different things

I mean, it's mostly what Capaldi wanted more than anything. But I think it's also because once he realised he'd have to write the Christmas special, he probably took it as one last opportunity to do that.

Matt Who had too little. Capal Who had too much.

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What did she mean by this?

I think the biggest difference with this and shit like Attack of the Cybermen is that it's all explained in-story, whereas Attack just throws meaningless continuity in for the sake of it (made worse by the fact that it was the mid-80s and nobody had even seen most of the stories it was referencing).

sorry for the late meme delivery I fell asleep and thanks btw

chibnall's office

I remember back in series 5 people thought it was a big shift for Moffat to keep constantly showing us pictures of past Doctors.

People have probably forgotten this now, but folks used to insist McGann wasn't "canon" as far as series 3, when Human Nature finally showed a picture of him.

pertwee pics pls

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holy shit

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HACF user I just finished the first ep of the premiere, now on the second

thanks neo

Anytime, Pertwee is so based

Dr. WhoOOORRRREEEEEE

pertwee bae

post sexy troughts