How can I marry a beautiful white woman when I have a 4 inch erect penis?

How can I marry a beautiful white woman when I have a 4 inch erect penis?

Get rich

You can marry one but she'll cheat on you

my dad married my mum and he had the small penis and was the one to cheat on her.

How long ago did they get married though? Before the degradation of western values?

in the 80's

This ugly faggot has 2-4 inch dick.
If he can land a girl so can you. This guy was fucking Katy Perry, an extremely rich woman who for some reason is seen a sex idol or something.

If he can do it so can you.

Here's a picture of his tiny dick.

Make a lot of money

Dude, you can be my gay cutie boyfriend. Who need women anyways, besides it's not like you are ever going to get a girflriend, little crybaby bitch :).

I guess I'll have to red pill you on this too user.
You can gain 1-2" naturally. It's work, but many have succeeded. Thundersplace.org

>10cm dick
>152cm height
>from ukraine
>poor
JUST

Jesus Christ, man.
You should move to China and try to fit in there.

Micropenis detected.

Let her get some big black dick on the side b

It's the key to happy white marriages.

Everything feels bigger when it's in the ass

>American flag
Every time

they only want girls

There's a difference between landing a girl and finding a suitable life partner. I think the dick size thing is blown out of proportion (lol) by insecure men. If you're at least around average, most women don't actually care unless they're turbosluts, in which case you probably don't want to go near them anyway.

I literally got back from a brothel after banging a thicc ass chick to fuck

>my dick is still too big and can't put it all the way in
4 inches is fine, she literally told me she hates big dicks because they hurt

I can agree with that, but 4 inches is not around average.
If you're somewhere around 6 inches you're going to be fine if you are good in the bed, but even a 6 incher is not visually appealing to women. It can kill your sex life.

>he fell for the "big dick hurts" meme

>believing anything a whore says.
They're job is to make their client happy enough to keep spending their money.

Become an Australian trap.

>Flaccid = erect
>latvian science

What? We love nigger meat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What so getting told to not shove my cock all the way in is supposed to be a good thing? going balls deep is the best feeling, I didn't leave too happy

you don't need a woman fag, become a beautiful trap

Are you not white kangaroo?

Because of your not white I've some bad news I'm afraid

How is being poor a negative in Ukraine? lol

how is it not?

I'm around 5.5" and I've made women come with my dick. Other women just sort of lie there and don't get into it. It depends on how much you're both enjoying yourselves, how turned on you are etc. Dick size isn't the be all end all criteria of how good you are in bed.

That an averse size for a white male you should be fine

Maybe Australians all have cunts, but we have dicks. We know how they work. We see a dick every time we go to the toilet.

>fucking a woman
>getting told to not do something

Small cock beta cuck confirmed.

>Thundersplace.org
... Why did I even go to that place?
Guess it's never enough...

How can you be poor if everyone else is poor?

i am poorer than the average ukrainian

Hey Latvia, you're my motherland. How are things over there?

Life is suffering my short dicked shitposting friend

Get one who doesnt judge what you cant change, dum-dum

So like, you have 1 euro in your wallet while the average Ukrainian has 2. Ok

>this apparently hurt her
I don't know, do you think it's small?

Your dad is a total fucking boss.

Get a hold of yourself user

So basically an imaginary woman?

>baiting for (you)'s this hard

unless your a gook there is no way anyone can have this small dick

basically

Tell her its 5. Women cant count anyway.

In modern western society, this is like finding a needle in a stack of needles

Shes probably going to need some sort of disease or be a cripple. Your best bet is to find a hot chick with herpes. They know they cant fuck with alphas anymore so its probably your best chance. Fatty is out of the question unless you just want to dive in head first all yhe time. You wont make it past the ass cheeks. You are limited my friend. Keep your head up though.

You think you've got it bad? My penis doesn't even function. I'm male biologically, but I can't use the very thing that makes me a man.

Not if you willingly let her cuck you!

restore the patriarchy

what is up with these people with small dicks? Me and all my friends have like 7-9 inches

Do people pretend to have small inches for attention or someshit?

11cm dick white guy here

>19cm dick
>1,85m tall
>still a kissless touchless virgin

Not everyones descended from fucking vikings

Convert to Islam. There's no other way for you.

Why would you marry a degenerate Europeoid whore, when there are so many irregular qts on Australia?

With that size you cant marry anyone. Or at least shouldnt.. you are clearly some defect, so why enter the gene pool st all

I'm Anglo-Celtic just shitty genetics man.

My dick would look a bit like that flaccid. Maybe a BIT bigger.

I have a very god sized dick and also thick.

Flaccid doesnt mean shit.

I have a 15 cm penis but a small sample size of 2 partners. One was a slim China doll that was a perfect fit. The other was a Sicilian single mom hooker who was so loose I couldn't feel anything. I've always wondered, was it loose because she had a kid, or is 15 cm too small for White women?

Yeah, nordic people have pretty big dicks. Sadly western whores fell for the bbc meme

>men cheating on women is okay
>women cheating is atrocious and sinful
K

Penis size and vaginal depth are maternally inherited. His small penis isn't a problem as long as he suffers through having a deep pussy wife for the sake of their son.

have you had sex?

i have a 4 inch dick and chicks like it. its about how you ise it, not how far you can jam it in.

By compensating with a fat wallet. (not even joking, make sure you have a prenup tho)

>tfw all that sph porn I've fapped to is coming back to me because of this post

this

Scandinavians are known for colossal cocks. It bewilders me how your women fall for Niggers with same size dicks as you Nords but with hominid facial structure and intelligence.

No, I'm too insecure.

Fame or fortune your only real options, friendo.

>Me and all my friends have like 7-9 inches

how the fuck can you know this, faggot

...

someone please answer

>he never compared his penor with other men in a locker room

low test

yes.

A leaf with no friends, what a surprise

Not too small you nigger

I've never seen a friend's dick in my life, probably a euro thing.

My bad is shacking up with a woman who's had 7 kids (i think). He tells me she's the tightest fit he has ever had. She's also a nigger tho.

A girl who can't get enough of my D is married with a HUNG guy, he has problems cumming or something. I feel like hitting something unnatural when i'm balls deep, it disgusts me.
She's also quite loose without ever having had kids.

My longest GF always was a cozy fit.
She got loose toward the end. (She also cheated toward the end)
Never had kids, but got loose toward the end.

Make of this what you will.
So I dunno man...

Learn to eat pussy
Use sex toys and dildos
Get /fit/ and do kegel exercises

have a fat wallet

Haha my cock is literally twice the size of yours

>We know how they work
You obviously don't.

You can't. You'll have to settle for some woman with extremely low self-esteem and/or red flags who nobody else would want.

Or you could just kys

>All the men in locker rooms have erections
Is this a locker room at a bath house or a gay gym?

>muh dick

Emus dont care bro.

You will have buityfull littel emu bastards.
Or abo monkeys.

It's a euro thing, you wouldn't understand.

t. a nigger

Don't cheat. I understand why successful men think it's ok to cheat. But the point is, don't cheat.

Any man who engages in breaking down the trust of society is a complete and utter nigger.

If you give someone your word, keep it.

My dubs say you're wrong.

underrated

Get a water based penis pump?

Don't worry, that doesn't matter to real based women.

I bet you're either Asian or Irish.

>How can I marry a beautiful white woman when I have a 4 inch erect penis?

Show pinis :^)

Why doesn't someone just make some kind of adjustable penis thing to put on the dick to make it longer for people with micropenises.. Could probably make a fucking fortune if it was done right, consider indian market for instance. Pic related, they need to reduce their population dramatically (1 kid maximum) for a number of years as it is, so it could double as birth control, would be a good fit. Though you probably can't trust them so you might have to sterilize after first one anyways.

I mean i feel bad for people with very small penis must be something that can be done, like an extension thingie that has an authentic feel for the woman.

Literally a dick is not so irellevant (well ok having a decent size myself that's probably easy to say to people who don't) but i mean.. relationships life and everything like that, it's much more important to really like eachother and everything else than that, besides there's all kinds of ways to pleasure eachother if that's really an issue.

with regards to this the BBC is a lie iirc the world record holder is an american jonah falcon with 13.5 inches.. go fuck yourselves niggers..

And anyways if a white woman has a guy that's not very hung, if she picks someone who's slightly more hung and fucks up the childs genetics with say some african or some shit.. then she's really a fucking loser, generations of good genes for her to just destroy that shit just because she can't into dildo play or whatever.

Dick is the least important thing of a man, seriously.. everything else matters far far more. Only sluts overfocus on that shit and they'll end up lonely or with some tard anyways or single with some nasty mulatto kids cause she bought into the race mixing propaganda and her black man left her or whatever..

>celtic genes
Well, that explains it.

Are you ugly? ^^

This leaf is right