Got drunk last night and marched through town with 3 friends doing the Hitler salute with the German anthem playing

>got drunk last night and marched through town with 3 friends doing the Hitler salute with the German anthem playing
>apparently got reported to the police
>might face charges of hate speech

Just another day in the land of no free speech

please be true

You sound like an episode of South Park come to life.

>mfw I've done this before in Australia and everyone thought it was funny af except for the German and Swede twink looking nu-male backpackers that were frightened

Convert to Islam and they won't touch you.

Never go full führer

Can't you just refuse to answer their questions? Can't you just make them PROVE everything? And in any case, at least it'd be a Swedish jail. I'm in the U.S. and our prisons are the stuff of nightmares. You get friggin Ikea furniture and shit.

Mfw I've done this too

What's it like being a swede?

You know what to do Sven.

Pic related

Imagine looking at your penis and seeing it slowly turn islamic.

OP stop reading the Koran and pay attention to thread you started.

Say that it was criticism of rising Islamophobia in Germany.

fucking kek

you are no longer Sven my son. You have become Thor!

this
This desu

>police knock on the door
>luckily you've got salil al sawarim ready to go on the stereo
>open the door
>"as salami camel cum my brothers, what is it you need?"
>"good evening mr svensson, you have been accused of speech crime. we are placing you under arrest..."
>"this is an islamophobic slander! allahu akbar!"
>police officers taken aback, their lawsuit-filled future flashing before their eyes
>continue shouting
>isis flag spontaneously unfurls from ceiling
>somali child bride comes out of the kitchen to see what all the fuss is about
>explosive mixture being prepared on the hob catches alight
>goat being held in the living room for slaughter on eid brushes past the stereo and salil al sawarim goes full volume
>computer wakes up and loud gurgling is heard as execution video resumes playing
>AKM rifles fall out of a cupboard
>two niqab-wearing wives emerge from a bedroom with their 13 children, some of whom are holding wahhabi colouring books
>swedish police officers so pleased by this proud display of diversity that they summarily drop the charges and go back to their car for a quick wank

1. Get someone to make a video of your court appearance. Someone you know. Make sure it's discreet.
2. Do not get a lawyer.
3. Stand up in court and give a speech about the oppression in Sweden, about how the politicians are betraying their own people for foreigners. Finish with a "Sieg Heil"
4. Get imprisoned.
5. Write a book.
6. Watch as it becomes a bestseller and you become the Swedish Führer by 2020.

>Not blasting Latin tunes and claiming you are restoring the glory to the Senate and the People of Rome
Bad form, citizen

you wanted that big black cock so much
you know that don't have to go to jail to get some

K

Muhammad, you're one to talk. You didn't have to leave the desert to fuck a goat.

Hey, at least you have friends.

Kek

>got drunk last night and marched through town with 3 friends doing the Hitler salute with the German anthem playing

wtf, not even remotely illegal

>marching around people's homes in the middle of the night, shouting shit, loudly listening to the german anthem and doing hitler salutes, all while being a drunk and useless shit
you weren't just reported for hate speech you dumb fuck

...

Retard.

Ahahaha.

Looks like you offended someone

Go to jail

Wtf I think I have seen this exact thread before... bruuhs?

He's right, you dumb sack of shart.
OP is lying and is facing more than just "m-muh hate speech" charges. He interrupted public order and night silence at the least.

>as salami camel cum
Fucker I spit my mountain dew all over my neckbeard.

Just use pic related, Bjorn

/r/thatHappened

Fkn topkek

Yeah but they make you put it together. Fuck that nonsense.

You gotta drop the subtleties to check if someone is redpilled too. You can't just throw up nazi salutes and giving Hitler speeches. You gotta say things like NSDAP instead of Nazi and then cover it with something like "Calling Germans Nazis would be like calling the Japanese Zipperheads still" you save yourself from normie hate and find the people that have the beliefs you do.

>Tfw got to Nazi salute in Budapest with a qt blonde und blauen French girl

this

If stockholm you are an idiot, seriously this place
is hell.

Did OP take a nap after making the thread.

admit nothing, just say you don't remember

ask if there is any evidence of you committing a crime other than hearsay

You did good user, Let the inner Nazi flow through you.

not a bad idea tbqh

That's 6 months cuckshed isolation, Sven.

Move to usa bro.

Ding ding ding. Don't tie it to ww2 Germany though. Do your own thing. Start the fire. Make an impassioned speech.

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no pics.

no videos.

no nothing.

Sup Forums sucks about as much as Sup Forums ever did.

I'm sorry brother. Find a network of non-feminist women or girls and hide out in their bedrooms and live, hide in their closets whenever their parents come in their room. Live off Nazi sex with your loli or teen lover as a fugitive forever, breaking those filthy Jew laws. Is that not hot or what? Girls love a man on the run.

Fug! Not my benis!

Dropping subtle redpills to test the water is an articulate skill.

Kek I don't know how long I laughed at this for. Keep up the good work Sven.

>articulate

you keep using that word...

Sides passing venus

do it again

nicr

>as salami camel cum

My fucking sides

I hope you get banned, also Kek op you're retarded

>salute
>speech

don't worry bro, you didn't speak anything!

I did something similar last year.
Did the Nazi salute several times while standing on a table in a crowded bar.
No memories of doing it, but apparently people were shocked and mad at me.
No charges, luckily.

They wouldn't reward him for doing what he did.

r/gobacktoplebbit

>ID: LuL

Dying over here senpai