>Bueno Excellente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latino in an overcoat who "defeats evil with the power of perversion." Generally, the only things he says are "Bueno" or "Excellente", often preceded by a creepy chuckle. That Stupid Bastich reveals that he has a career in porn films. He has also become a small internet meme and in the two-issue miniseries JLA/Hitman it is revealed that Bueno Excellente had apparently date-raped Kyle Rayner by slipping something into his drink. This is only mentioned in passing as Kyle does not remember the incident.
>Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking French caricature who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baguette and occasionally blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.
>Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers.
So who will play them and when is the film coming out?
Isaiah Nelson
>forgetting the Defenestrator
Aiden Harris
>Finland has hazing rituals at the beginning of the school year in high school, where incoming students are covered in food and embarassed by the seniors. They then clean up and go to a sauna.
John Peterson
>The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman.
I don't think they actually go to sauna.
Easton Rivera
>bueno Benicio Del Toro
Nathaniel Butler
>I don't think they actually go to sauna.
nigger you know nothing of finland
Aaron Anderson
what
Jace Richardson
wtf is happening here?
Isaiah Rogers
these are legit dc super heroes
Nolan Ross
I think you mean >Buenissimo del Toro
Nathan Campbell
>don't be misguided by the picture folks, those girls fear and respect the bbc
Andrew Barnes
They puke on this brotha? What's happening?
Joseph Lee
Don't sexualize children. That's clearly an eleven-year-old Somalian child refugee.
Wyatt Gonzalez
he got popped after popping some cherries himself
Jonathan Hall
>welding dogs to peoples faces >heroic behavior
Juan Howard
they dogs are already dead though, so it's okay.
Matthew Rivera
>tfw you'll never be a poor somalian on all fours surrounded by blondes mistreating you
Caleb Gray
this tbqhwy
most men have to pay top dollar for such services
Ryder Murphy
Well he did weld dogs to his children so his wife divorced him.
Leo Hill
There is actually a Dogwelder II, after the first one heroically sacrificed himself.
He's also considered good, even though he kinda welded the family dog to the face of one of his kids.
Ethan Harris
Bullshit. Im Finnish and I've never heard of this.
Juan Long
jonne
Juan Baker
This is true, except the sauna part. Or atleast in central Helsinki area it's pretty difficult to go to sauna with a couple hundred other students.
Liam Evans
desu i can see jared leto as dogwelder
Isaiah Hughes
...
Noah Watson
>Finland >They don't look like albino skimos Doubt
Angel Cox
:(
Levi Long
> The phone call that saved Europe
Cameron Martin
I fucking live 500m from where this was taken :'^>
Logan Torres
The one with the short hair has a german patch on her jacket, but that could mean nothing
Brandon Reed
...
Wyatt Sullivan
>is this how i complain to Sup Forums
Bentley Howard
lmao it means you weren't invited, vitun hikky :DD
Cameron Price
we we're allies with nazi germany in WW2, she's just being a patriot.
