Why didn't they just crack the imediate ice around them and keep it broken?

Why didn't they just crack the imediate ice around them and keep it broken?

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why didn't they shoot them with arrows?

Why didnt the zombies just swim to them?

why did they take this dumb field trip?

because this show's writing has been retarded since season 6

Why didn't they just swoop down with a dragon and take one of the dead guys in it's talons?

WHY NOT JUST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR THEM ALL

Thank god the king isn't thirsty...

Why did all the zombies but 1 die when they killed the first walker?

What a fucking horrible episode

You're a talker. Listening to talkers make me thirsty.

JAMIE PICK UP

Why didn't they just take the dragons to Kings Landing???

aaggghh...

Why didn't the Night King just kill them all with his ice javelins?

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They needed to leave eventually. They couldn't last isolated on a little rock with no food. If they kept the ice broken, then they'd be stuck there even if the Knight King walks away.

White Walkers don't carry arrows.

Danerys dies in season 8 episode 5 killed by varys with heartsbane
Stannis Stannis Stannis

5*

>since season 6
Season 5 is when most of us started hating this show. Used to be a good show.

BOW YA SHITS

kingslayer here

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN CYA BACK AT KINGS LANDING IN 10 SECONDS ADIOS!

AREN'T I NOW

antiair icicles only work on flying targets you retard

FINGER IN DA BUM?!?

AAGGGHHHHHHH

fucking this, they obviously had to go into the lake to tie chains around the dragon, which they had to do UNDER WATER, but for some they couldn't reach the island??

BOBBY CENSUS
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AGGGHH CENSUS
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LANCEL CENSUS
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So so far we've got 160 Bobbyposters, 60 Aaagggghhhhposters, and 44 Lancelposters.
GODS WE'RE STRONG

I was Kingsguard to Renly Baratheon.

agghhh.....

I still have no idea how this meme came out or the details of it, but I'm loving it.

also did they really need the chains at all? Couldn't the Night's King do his arm raisy bringing the dead back routine and the ice dragon could fly out on its own?

They were too busy fucking each other to keep warm. This was foreshadowed by Tormund's earlier conversation and heavily implied.

Skeletons can't swim retard

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

NEEEEEED DRINK THE WINE, YOUR KING COMMANDS IT

Robert has boars and whores, Stannis has his weird scream thing, but what weird meme does Renly have?

Easy on the Wine, Robert.

I'm proud to be a part of the bobbyposting army

LANCEL!

if ice was that easy to break I wouldn't be single

>but for some they couldn't reach the island??

There's no way that's the reason they waited. Even Dabids can't be that retarded, NK must have been waiting for Dany.

Go on, do your duty.

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH

ARSE STRETCHER

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

That's enough, Robert. we're trying to have a discussion here. Put the wine down, now

GODS I LOVE THE COUNTRY

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Even if it was, your shit jokes would still act as birth control.

>Stannis has his weird scream thing
>weird scream thing
You mean AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>ARSE STRETCHER
Doubt he'd need it.

How did the Gendry run back to The Wall, get a raven out and flown to Dragonstone, and Eyebrows flown over from Dragonstone to beyond The Wall all within a single day?

>fake spoilers
I get you wanna be the tough guy but it's embarrassing when you fall for the 'spoilers'

RENLY

YOUR BACKDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Better ask yourself how they survived a month there.

YOU THINK MY LIFE IS SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO ME

COUNTING COPPERS

>a month
They were there for 3 days

When the Hound threw that rock at one of the zombies, was anyone else reminded of playing Dark Souls and using projectiles to aggro single enemies in a group to draw them away and take them out one by one?

LANNISTER

FUCKING

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME TYRION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gendry really needs to grow his hair back out

>AAAGHPOSTING
>bobby-posting
>lancel posting

this truly is the best /got/ timeline

DABID BRING ME THE PLOT STRETCHER

RUN MY KINGDOM NED

prove they arent real
Stannis Stannis Stannis

The whole concept is just stark raven mad.

ABOART!!!!

All hail his Grace, Staanis of Houses Baratheon and AAAAAAGHHHHH, First of his name, rightful King of the Image Limit, the Post Limit, and the OC, Lord of the Seven
Threads and Protector of the memes.

More wine your grace?

ILL DO YOU PROUD FATHER

Wights came from beneath the ice to attack Tormund. Breaking it only would've let them in.

You will get to know in 8th season.

or wait for next leak

here you go

Yeah, if Gendry was Flash and the raven had a copy of itself on Dany's side and worked like a mobile phone and the dragon was a jet and had a nice cabin where she wouldn't freeze to death on the way to them.

>Staanis of Houses Baratheon and AAAAAAGHHHHH

Clebane?

If they can do that why didn't they just swim across the broken ice? Where they scared of hypothermia and dying?

>Beric points out the Night's King and says if he dies, the Army of the Dead goes away
>he doesn't tell Daenerys to make one more pass with her dragon and melt the fucker

I mean the show could LITERALLY be over right there.

D&D are hacks

I want to know why the ice broke in the first place.
In a place that cold? Untouched by probably anything? That fucking ice should be meters thick. Shitty writing shitty story shitty tv show left to shit.

Word. He needs to look decent so that Sansa might fall for him and Bobby's wish will finally come true

heyyyyyy now, that would make sense

Fucking this.
D&D are probably some American sand suckers who have never seen snow before.

>b-but it's just one samefag

Dragon Fire Can't Melt Ice Lakes!

DUDE IT'S FANTASY WHO CARES IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?

L-lancels, we're l-losing!

BRING THE SEASON STRETCHER!!!

As someone who lives near the arctic circle the thing that annoyed me the most was that they weren't wearing hats or something on their heads when travelling north of the wall.

>As a result, even if the rest of your body is nicely wrapped up, if your head is uncovered you'll lose lots of body heat — potentially up to 50% of it — in certain cold-weather conditions. What's more, a cold head can trigger blood vessel constriction in the other parts of the body, so it can make your hands and feet feel cold even if you are wearing mittens and warm socks and shoes.

health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/cold-out-why-you-need-to-wear-a-hat

Retard, I was talking about when the goodies first stepped on the ice. Then the army of the undead waited for it to freeze and now magically support their weight. Fucking spastic.

I can forgive this. It's a decision by the costume department so we can identify which character is which at a glance. Notice how pretty much all the red shirts have their hoods up.

It's the same reason Jamie and Bronn don't wear helmets in Loot Train.

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY IN THE EEYRIE

why is everyone instant teleporting this season?

D&D don't care anymore.

I noticed that as well. They're in a place that's god-knows-how-cold, and they're all walking around with heads exposed? Fucking retarded.

Why didn't they wait for one of the guys the polar bear killed to reanimate and bring him back

Westeros shrunk to 1/10th its size started last season.

They forgot that that just happens and now the rule say that a White Walker needs to "raise" the dead himself

idiots forgot that a wight came back on its own south of the wall