I'm fucking sick of this shit, you CANNOT make it up

I'm fucking sick of this shit, you CANNOT make it up.

What has become of this country? This is a fucking joke.

I hope that's a joke; that's worse than here mate.

Its the current year user

haha lmao heh stupid anglo country sure is cucked as hell!!!!!

Hey, at least the normos are waking up to this bullshit.
Somewhat.

Nope, not a joke, load up goybook and see for yourself, it's Manchester Police's second most recent post.

I see no way this could go wrong :^)

>current year

fuck off John Oliver, it's current year + 1

you should have firebombed your own cities desu

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>Manchester
>expecting something else
Why don't you concentrate on another city, like Brighton?

>Fag liking
>A faggot being triggered by the one above
>muh first world problems
>a dyke denouncing pride and faggotry

Where were you when the most reasonable person in a discussion was a carpet muncher?

>be gruff veteran police officer of manchester, 15 years on the force
>see the worst of humanity
>bin thousands of tableware keeping the streets safe
>give out millions of stern talking-tos to unruly blokes
>suddenly chief constable calls me down to the police pub
>tells me m8 u gotta wear this helmet the citizens of manchester designed for all the bobbies
>not used to wearing something like this before but by queen and country i'll do it
>later on the beat see a couple n'er-do-well boys of asian heritage using unregulated drugs
>approach them so i can tell them to respect the rule of law
>they laugh uncontrollably at me
>forced to use my deadliest weapon, the socratic method
>they stab me with an egg beater
>miraculously i wake up three bongs later
>the youngsters have left
>another fine day of police work
>head back to the pub for a cold pint and some cheeky banter

Closer to reality than you'd think.

At least the gays commenting think it's dumb as hell too. They're gonna confiscate those hats tho cause they're gonna end up blinding someone and you're not allowed to have any weapons

I laffed

>Dresdin.
>>nevar furgit

>fags in parades dress all kinds of outrageous stuff
>police dress the part and then it's offensive

at least some of the comments are not reterded

>faggot goes out wearing one of these and gets instantly clobbered by a pack of coons
good country

>They still aren't happy.
Regardless, this is the doing of some SJW stright out of college in some admin department.

My god great fatherland what has become of ye?

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>3 bongs later
kekekekekek

holy kek

You can thank the AltRight for that

Fucking lmao

Lol, why so butthurt? This is a cute idea and they're doing it just to have a bit of fun themselves at the Pride parade. It's literally the smallest thing in the world to be upset about, so I guess it doesn't surprise me someone on Sup Forums is upset about it.

>these women will die for rhodesia

Because women will always fail as soldiers.

It's degenerate

its a testament to the uselessness of their police you stupid faggot.

I bet those pride cops do a real good job huh

>Sequins are a threat to our civilization!!!
If you were clutching those pearls any harder, they'd be crushed into dust.

Dude, they're literally just on parade duty, there isn't much to do lol.

gay people are much worse at being cops
all I'm saying.

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u fukken w0t? they don't assign cops to parade duty based on sexuality

It's dumb shit like this that all adds up to why the police are such a joke in the UK and speaks to how leftism as a whole degrades countries' sense of pride and unity. I could never in a thousand years imagine the US police wearing a sparkly helmet, because they rightfully know nobody will take them seriously if they do.

then why are they wearing stupid glitter hats
you gonna tell me a straight guy decided that?

>No doubt you'll delete this comment but I'm offended


There is no pleasing these people.

>OH THE HORROR!!!
>THOSE EVIL LEFTISTS HAVE FINALLY BROUGHT THE WEST TO ITS KNEES!

You were talking about who was wearing it, not who designed it. And why couldn't a straight person design that? Is it really that difficult to make a hat look like a reflective disco ball?

kek/10

I bet you love it huh
while wages go down, immigration going up, faggotry also going up, I bet you're really proud.

>Disco police

Why do faggots love parades, anyway? I think they're annoying as fuck.

Lol, you really think greater public acceptance of GSM identities has anything to do with stagnant wages?
Then maybe you could explain to me how the LGBT+ movement, which historically has tied itself to liberal causes and candidates that actively support unionization and fair labor practices is responsible for the opposite ultra-conservative Reagan-style labor busting practices that came from a President who exacerbated a pandemic against the gay male community.

Gay people will complain no matter what

Minority groups always find something to complains about and exacerbate these issues to further their careers and influence

>those comments
This image gives me hope for humanity.

Brexit when?
I'm so impatient you dumb English dorks GTFO