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The Southerner is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a poofter, twat, bender, gaylord, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Tarquin and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
markedly better edition
fuck communists
friend, where are the extra flags
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i'm a non-Tarquin southerner
we do exist but growing up was difficult
If I was prime minister I’d have fat camps. Soon as you go over a certain weight you’re locked up there and forced to lose weight until you’re not fat. Thinking 12 stone or over for males. 9 stone for women. 1 meal served a day. Bet there would be less fat people then.
Once you’re released from fat camp you’re put on ankle tag for 6 months. If you step foot in a Maccies, KFC or Burger King alarms will go off. Arrested. Straight back to fat camp for at least a year.
Would put majority of the fat camps in Scotland. That’s where most of the fat bastards are coming from. Too much haggis and deep fried mars bars.
why do lads do this
want to 'cide
>soton
6IX9INE THIS AN 6IX9INE THAT
NIGGAZ ON MY DICK AN ON MY GAT
All for low test people.
sophie
fuck offf
so he's not dead?
when are the TORIES going to pull their finger out and NUKE SOMEBODY
but your future's wide open
Tarquin here, no shame in being rich to be honest
not a Londoner though so not proper posh like
I'm a star so I put a neutron on my pinkie
I'm moonwalking but my Christian Loubotin's bleeding
what do high test people like?
>farage's ukip not giving away free shit
fuck me you don't even know his manifestos
the future is Chinese AI enslaving Africans
none of these are truly traditional women
they all engage heavily with social media which makes them modern women with political voices
friend, where are the extra flags
watching UK university CSGO teams play on twitch
honestly a low point of my life
sipping on a pint of the 'cide
nothing gay about dressing cute 2bh
no he isn't he lives in the UK now
You haven’t took height into account
12 stone at 6 foot (literally me) is joocy
What would you join if WW3 started?
Army?
Royal Navy?
Royal Air Force?
My Captain just said we're sending 45,000 troops to Belarus, Abkhazia and Estonia on the 20th of April and any able bodied male between the ages of 18 and 40 will be drafted, get ready lads
i deleted all your flags
i put them in the trash
seems like an anti-lanklet policy
traditional women don't exist in the west any more
but they all dislike immigrants to some degree so that's nice
yeh ehhhh delete this
state of her husband
no idea
That woodland on university challenge was cute
lolwut?
heard caralad got a gf?
TITS!!
Wonder what the first caveman to discover fire was like. He must've been an autistic virgin or something surely? Prehistoric NEET? Sitting about smashing rocks and sticks together for hours and hours instead of having sex with Grugina or fucking up mammoths.
12 stone at 6 foot is CUTE
think of your poor father
Real girls.
they do though you just don't move in the same circles as them so you're unaware to their existence
avoid eye contact with gypsy beggars so they wont bother me
not sure
6'6 and 17 stone
why do posters here shill for the Tories so much
British SS when
yeah she was alright, very smart as well
enjoyed based peplow as usual
199 (You)s with no bait or gets, just pure replies to content
New PB, will miss that thread
literally NOTHING wrong with this
you can call me sershlad
define 'real'
Fuck you for giving out information.
me too but they keep staring at me so i still feel shitty
OpSec nigga
6'3" and 200 pounds
The winning side or suicide
That's a little rhyme is just made up
Cackling
muscle or fat?
got 80% of my (You)s from a single post
should probably step it up
Is there a legitimate threat of war with the recent UK Russia drama or is Sup Forums being retarded as usual
>you will never put on the invisibility cloak and watch Luna take a poo in the girl's bathroom
>you will never drink polyjuice potion and turn into Ginny and then diddle yourself
>you will never transfigure into a pair of Hermone's panties
They're the majority of western women, but if you got to know them you'd find them boring, because they are.
they're literal toilsmen who exploit blue-eyed europeans like you
which branch has the most arse sex among lads?
please nuke london
absolute shelllleeerrrrrrr
youtube.com
One within touching distance.
All girls having nothing of value to add when it comes to any topic. Watching them squeak online is a waste of time.
genuinely wish you would off yourself
bet you're one of those white people from up north
people only ever shill for Mogg and that's because he's pretty likeable- charismatic, good speaker, an unashamed traditional conservative, patriotic and a hard Brexiteer
never ever seen anybody here shill for May or Boris or Rudd or Hammond or the rest of them
if Tories are ever defended here it's because they're the lesser of two evils
>you will get to conquer the jewish bolshevist asiatic land known as russia as British lebensraum
Feels good
Imagine findin out aboot music, u n yer da in a cave an he starts tapping th wall n ur hinking absolute anthem keep the rave alive da
yea
no
Emily Ratjakowski's husband
Navy
love when rorke finds out that farage's ukip wanted to increase funding to social projects and remove shit like bedroom tax
I know, but they are good at pretending being pathetic
In the special forces the bond between men is strong.
nah we'll just step up cointel for a bit
reading about the sublime state of persia
v. interesting
>conquering asiatic land and thinking over time you won't become asiatic yourself
Umm sweaty I'm actually a full blown gypsy nigger for your information.
Ahahha ats fuckin brill x
Hahahah i’m gan tae die
What do you think lad
Hands
lots of rorkes are economically centrist or socialist-leaning though
UKIP appealed to lots of different types
tummy
hello nigger
>The Anglo doesn't assimilate and convert everything it touches
Heh....