Is there any important person (a surgeon or a judge for example) browsing this place?

Is there any important person (a surgeon or a judge for example) browsing this place?

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>judge
no, but I'm a lawyer, I know I'm not nearly as important as a j*Dge but it's still better than most useless fucks around here

i am the queen

>any important person

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>nu-royalty
>important

i'm from south Belize the white man's candy land so yeah i'm basically a god

I'm the president of the chilean-brazilean commonwealth

I am Greek

That's funny, I am a Volga German

I am the only person i can be sure actually exists.

I'm the captain of one fire brigade in my city, does that count?

Yes everyone here is important and worthy to be recognized

I work for government.

I’m a CEO

im on my way to become the president here, just wait

>(a surgeon or a judge for example)

any self-respecting judge would sentence us to ten years in the iso-cubes for being such creeps

I was on the front page of Reddit through /r/Sup Forums once
I'm a pretty big deal

i'm a waiter at a restaurant

Convicted rapist here, I guess that makes me at least locally famous.

Dont know if it counts but i just got accepted in Biomedical Engineering school with a scholarship of 2000$

Funny I held lawyers in high regards but the last one I saw was an American lawyer in vacation here and he bought cocaine, weed and even bought a Colombian prostitute basically he didnt gave a shit about the law

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Please be true

Me too:DDDSS

did it feel good

yeah no most lawyers especially top earners are scum

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I thought this was only a tradition in Moldova?

I am a mechanic.
I am important!

Are you scum too?

I'm related to the president. That's why I'm browsing Sup Forums.

Somebody I know may or may not be able to talk about their work or risk going to jail for a long, long time.

I won a siesta championship once

This are you scum Dutch boi?

I`m president of funland

I'm a female body inspector.

That's interesting, I'm a penis inspector myself.

not really important but some family members are and used to be important cartel leaders
hehe

Just the penis?

Yes, it's impossible to get a job in America unless an authorized penis inspector like myself confirms you're circumcised.

Would you accept bribes?

this, I don't wanna chop it.