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How has your day been /who/?

How can I become a Time Lord, /who/?

pretty good. but i haven't read any more of a book i'm trying to get through, so i'm disappointed in myself but that's nothing new

find a loom

go to time lord school

You might already be. Kill yourself and see if you regenerate ;)

Like, from Yarn.com.

Um, what's the tuition?

>Monday was the start of term at uni
>stayed up too late the night before, sleep through alarm clock
>late for first class
>yesterday
>wake up with alarm clock
>good, I got up on time. now let me just lay my head down for a seco-
>oh shit I slept for another hour
>late to class
>today
>wake up and leave at a reasonable time
>traffic jam
>late to class

well, first of all: check if you have one of these lying around, because it might just be your lucky day

Eh, missing it is fine, Class was a shitty spinoff anyways.

I somehow got into discourse on Tumblr, because a user thought that the doctor locking missy in the vault was abuse. :^)

>Um, what's the tuition?
probably at least five gallifreyan dollars. dont look at me, i got in on scholarship

kek

>putting a murderer in prison in abuse
lel

I start uni soon. In the groupchats on normiebook and all they talk about is GoT, any of you guys going to Queen Mary in London tell me, I want to start a Doctor Who society but I don't have the autism by myself to do it.

Not bad, shambled into town for supplies

Through the power of slightly dubious spinoff books

i could find your blog with this information alone. but i wont because you're fighting the good fight against idiots like that

Guys I wanna read Lungbarrow even though it not canon and looms are an awful idea. Where do I buy it? I also wanna read Icberg.

This seems dubious, unless Time Lords are often called "Craig Donaghy."

That's mean, user. I'd be a different me. I might no longer want to write fanfic.

I'll be starting a masters soon. Any of you cunts going to notts?

Many thanks user-chan

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>I want to start a Doctor Who society but I don't have the autism by myself to do it
there are probably others like you, so one of you has to bite the bullet or you'll never find other folks with your interests. and then the darkest timeline would involve you setting one up and the favourite doctor of every single one that joins is 10

>Where do I buy it?
if you mean a physical copy, best bet is probably ebay, but it's really fucking expensive. best to just download it illegally

>even though it not canon and looms are an awful idea
Ree, etc.

You basically can't buy it, unless you want to shell out £100+ for a wrinkled secondhand copy off eBay. Fortunately it was a free ebook on the BBC website for a long time (complete with new illustrations and author notes, so that version's superior anyway)

>free ebook on the BBC website for a long time
nevermind, you don't have to download it illegally after all

Not bad casting desu

is it that fucking russian blog that's saying the stuff about the vault? i glanced over their stuff but it seems to be a lot of stupid shit

I remember seeing shit when Into The Dalek was aired that Clara slapping the Doctor was abuse towards the elderly

Go to the academy, fail the classes, say 'fuck it' and call yourself a time lord anyway, steal a tardis ??? get your own show

Or just use a chameleon arch I guess

Yeah it's some Russian girl who ships Master and Doctor. Most of the blog entries are huge rants in broken English that she calls "character studies"

sorry, deleted my original post and rewrote it. but anyways, yeah. they seem like they don't know what the fuck they're talking about

That's true though, Clara steals her Nan's pension, she fucking hates the elderly, they're weak and disgusting.

What's with MEGA refreshing constantly instead of letting me access files? Anyone else get that?

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Post trailerkino

youtube.com/watch?v=UnPUF8an-XE

I read it off a dodgy pdf I downloaded. It's... confusing, to say the least

trying to stop myself spending like £400 on doctor who shit in one fell swoop but it's so hard, /who/ it's so hard

>posting the wrong series 5 trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=VEqpApmJDdI

SNAP YOURSELF OUT OF THIS MIND-NUMBING CONSUMERIST TRANCE. IT IS SHIT. IT IS ALL SHIT. IT WILL NOT FILL THE VOID IN YOUR LIFE.

>both posting the wrong S5 trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=EpbmMhNe6aA

youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k

What are you trying to buy? Multiple things?

yeah, i want to own all of the EDA books but. fuck me, they're so expensive

Nope, some missing episodes. I already watched one so I know they're legit.

the only BF audio I "own" is Earth Aid - and I say "own" because I won it at a DW con pub quiz game

is it any good

Does it really count as a trailer if it contains no footage from the actual series?

go away this is my alone time with edge

Don't joke about this shit user

i mean, arguable? but i guess not. it's still the best advert for S5 tho. don't argue with me on that one

youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8
>Fear me, I've killed hundreds of Time Lords
>Fear me, I've killed all of them
GOAT line, especially coming off Series 5 being the best by far hype levels were off the charts.
The trailer for Series 6 Part 2 was also pretty hype inducing since we hadn't seen Let's Kill Hitler yet and there was still a chance that all of the set-up for the explanation of The Doctor's death would be worthwhile and not be the most bullshit solution. River being the Astronaut was so obvious that I thought she was a red herring and that Rory was going to be the Astronaut in a twist since we had just seen Rory go full Roman Rambo in A Good Man Goes To War (which could've applied to him as well). Could you imagine instead of River being forced into the Astronaut Suit at the end of Closing Time it was Rory?

and that the silhouette of the person next to the shed at Lake Silencio was actually related to the resolution of the mystery?
>mfw the entirety of The Wedding of River Song
what a clusterfuck

Wew, how many are there?

>tfw don't know which user is the original

a-user kun

>Oh, and Edith. Remember. You are not nothing. You are not nobody. You are Edith Thompson. Be proud of that.
I forgot how heartwarming that quote was to hear after 2 hours of Edith suffering.
Then Matt Fitton had to ruin it.

whoops, forgot to link the Series 6 Part 2 trailer:

youtube.com/watch?v=szw0dyFtJqk
Amy looks fucking hot in that shot of her in the trench coat god damn

>and that the silhouette of the person next to the shed at Lake Silencio was actually related to the resolution of the mystery?
Ah yes, that indeterminate black blob.

>how many are there?
73, and some are more expensive than others, so it gets to crazy amounts pretty quick

>tfw don't know which user is the original
that's the beauty of it

youtube.com/watch?v=Py5xXBREBRk

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Ooh, I know that feel. But it's a good idea to wait for deals to come along; every now and then someone sells one for a weirdly low price. I nabbed Alien Bodies for like 9 USD back in June.

There's 71 of the buggers (plus a random Eight PDA that fills in a gap between two), and some of the late ones are really hard to get because they were burned to fuel an orphanage in Eastern Europe.

>73
>71

...WHICH IS IT

>McCoy gets haunted by naked McGann

I still love that this isn't made up at all. Why didn't the BBC just sell EDAs in America again instead of using them as kindling for Yugoslav war refugees?

*ignore me, apparently it's 73.

youtube.com/watch?v=loGm3vT8EAQ

Didn't Fitton say he left wiggle room to imply Edith was okay in the end?

Have any of you guys been to that doctor who missing episode forum recently? It's really fucking sad.

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holy shit it's a paul pic i don't have. i must add it to the collection

>it's a good idea to wait for deals to come along
yeah, just gotta keep an eye out for folks selling them cheaper than usual

>I still love that this isn't made up at all.
no.. are... you serious? is this fucking serious. are you fucking with me right now

Did he? I don't recall. I just remember some guys I know getting really mad at the Charlotte Pollard audios for that.
What happened?

nah dude it's clearly a person, you don't even need to zoom in to see it either. It's not like the Loch Ness Monster, that's obviously a person.

Plus don't you remember the "continuity error" in Flesh and Stone where the Doctor appeared to Amy in the forest without his jacket and told her not to worry and to trust him, even though he was wearing his jacket in the scene before and the one after? And it turned out to be him from the future in The Big Bang? Quality Moffucking no one ever talks about. Anyway, with shit like that in Series 5, it wasn't out of the question for the shed guy to be important later on.

You have to remember that this was back when Moffat was a good writer with only 1 or 2 missteps.

I'm not fucking with you. That's actually what happened because the BBC was just that retarded.

WHAT THE FUCK

wait who is the shed guy supposed to be

youtube.com/watch?v=j_NLjHUKEro

god fucking damn for a next time trailer this is really well put together.

They've had nothing to talk about since 2013, and they're favourite past time is using a random number generator, to find out which missing episode they've "found".

>nah dude it's clearly a person
If that's what you think arms are shaped like, sure.

no wait i have more to say than just "what the fuck"
is there anywhere i can read about this fuck up of the century

There's many rare Pauls (and other Doctors) to be found here: tragicalhistorytour.com/d08/d08-misc/

See webm related

I knew someone would bring up the jacket and be completely blind to how much of a difference there is between "the doctor is visibly wearing the wrong item of clothing" and "there is a tiny black blob occupying a negligible area of screen space which can literally only be seen if you freeze frame and zoom in".

Well it turned out to be no one so I guess it was just a crew member holding up a cardboard cutout of a shed or something because BBC budgets, but I remember there was some convoluted primer-tier theory back during Series 6 that The Doctor went to Lake Silencio during the period of time in Let's Kill Hitler where he was poisoned and alone in the TARDIS in a scene that seemed to imply he had a trick up his sleeve. The episode also made a point to say he had like 23 minutes to live or something specific, and it felt too important to not be related to the mystery.

Like I said, we had high expectations of Moffat. No one thought the solution would literally just be "The Doctor didn't die it was just a robot introduced halfway through the season with The Doctor shrunk down inside the robots eye" because that's so absurdly anticlimactic it couldn't possibly be that.
Oh well.

m8 it's not even zoomed in, watch that scene right now in full screen and it's clear as day there's a person there.

the screenshot obviously doesn't show it but in the actual video the persons arm visibly moves.

>There's many rare Pauls (and other Doctors) to be found here
holy shit!! thank you for this absolute gold mine

>See webm related
i was watching this like "oh man maybe it wasn't actually the EDAs. maybe it wasn't really."
>they show a picture of an EDA
i literally want to die

Doctor Who is such an awful show. It's been unwatchable since Matt Smith took over. How do autists still defend this show for literal children?

>the persons arm visibly moves.
That is not what arms are shaped like. It looks more like a bit of rope blowing in the wind than anything else.

What the fuck is with the BBC and burning Doctor Who shit?

I like how you couch it in these bullshit statements like "it's for children!" and "it's an awful show!" so no-one notices the fact you clearly fucking watched it and enjoyed it until the Doctor you liked left and you are a gigantic pleb.

Yeah I'll probably put up some stuff up on campus to try and start it but what would we even do, meet up once a week to shitpost here and watch doctor who? Also I feel most people would just be 10 fans desu and as time goes on my autism over people who likes 10 only grows.

You sound boring. Like "thinks McDonalds is fancy" boring.

Doctor Who is dead.

If I were showrunner I'd just hire one guy to lurk ominously in the background of each episode, then never explain it.

And of course they have to show The Burning ;--;

So why are you alive?

I'm just saying. People who continue to watch this trash have garbage taste.

>of course they have to show The Burning
a truly sick sense of humour
and i'm legit distressed now. here i am willing to pay hundreds to own these books and they're sending them to be burned in orphanages. fuck.

What's your opinion on oreos?

What?

h-holy shit there's so many pauls i don't know what to do with myself? its like paul heaven

Taste nice, but they're awful for my teeth and overall health. I don't eat them anymore.

>doesn't brush his teeth after eating oreos
>complains about garbage taste
No wonder. You're not supposed to eat Doctor Who episodes, you autist.

watch Withnail & I for peak McGann

>that scene where his voiceover describes what taking speed feels like over those kino shots of McGann shaving in the bath
wew

What?

>talk about burning Doctor Who books
>shows The Burning
heh

yes, you definitely "outgrew" the show and developed superior taste overall, you certainly didn't just throw your toys out of the pram because it was suddenly different and your pleb sensibilities couldn't take it, not at all.