We created the white walkers because we needed to defend ourselves

>we created the white walkers because we needed to defend ourselves.

>from whom?

>from you. from men.

Hold the fuck on, why are people acting like this quote confirms bran is the night king? Can someone explain this shit to me?

GOT fandom is full of autists who take everything literally which explains why thousands of people actually believe leaf's "from you" line meant LITERALLY BRAN. But how the fuck does that prove bran is the night king? In fact wouldnt that DIRECTLY prove the night king theory wrong? Leaf is saying they made the whitewalkers to protect themselves FROM "you."

> implying leaf said they were at war with men so they created the white walkers to protect themselves from the white walkers.
Are people just fucking retarded?

OP is right.

But I think the more important question is whether Danny shaves her pussy or not. If Jon is going to get a shot at it I'd like to think our boy isn't going to plow through the jungles of Sothoryos to get inside. Also, how often does Danny, or any of them for that matter, get a chance to bathe especially under war time conditions? A well shaved pussy would make Danny's feminine hygiene much more controllable.

THE WHOLE STORY IS A FUCKING METAPHOR FOR NUCLEAR WAR/NUCLEAR WINTER PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPECULATING THIS SINCE THE FUCKING 90S YOU DUMB FUCKS

>typing a wall of text about a fantasy show for liberals
>asking if other people are retarded

This is the question that needs to be answered

*high five

lmao no it's not you idiot

You have to bend over backwards so hard your back nearly snaps in order to make this comparison fit.

what the fuck am I reading my man

Agreed.

It's far fetched but at this point the shit directors are just going over popular fan theories on the internet to base the series off of so it's more than likely that it'll end up being true in the tv version...

Yo dawg, I heard you like white walkers so we made you a white walker while we fight the white walkers.

hes fucking cute

Do you think circumcision is something they do in Westeros? As an American I keep wondering about all these handsome Westerosi's with European accents and wondering if they're wearing their mudflaps or not. I can imagine Bran having a beautiful uncut weiner.

Brain obviously gets into the mind of the Night King and takes him over and that's Bran last episode throwing javelin cos he didn't wanna kill Jon Snow but wanted to kill the moving dragon so he can defeat the other houses with it!

AM I RIGHT?

How do they control the dead dragon without a targayryan?

HMMMMM?

Most importantly though, does it breath ice or fire?

Blue fire?

Red ice?

>Hur dur we needs 2 proteck aresefls men be rapists n sheit
>So lets give you a godlike power to bring back da dead
>We protected now
>Gets killed by very own creation
>"Brilliant writing"

>How do they control the dead dragon without a targayryan?
explain what u mean

There must be so much lore I still don't know yet

Not to mention nuclear winter is a myth

Only Targaryans can control the dragons, that's why it was so important that Jon had his little face touching moment with it in the previous episode.

The real questions is, does Emilia shave for her southern bound lords?

I loved her so much, but as soon as I found out she was Seth MacFarlane's fuck toy/sugar baby I was disgusted with her and never recovered

This was always the only relevant question since the beginning of the show.

>yfw he said giggity while cumming in her mouth

>bee me
>6/10 half black half asian
>just graduated from college
>excited to start working
>get job in manufacturing
>job in new york
>get lost
>found by 6/10 girl, let's call her V
>saved.jpg
>9/10 chad boyfriend gets pissed
>tries to kill me, V saves me again
>go back later to thank
>shouldn't be talking to her but do anyways
>become close to V
>spending lots of time together

>at store one day with V
>see shit we make at work at store
>we haven't sold them the shit
>stolen shit
>pissed
>sue these motherfuckers
>lawsuit gets attention

>dinner with V
>going well
>Chad shows up
>pissed.png
>tries to kill me again
>V saves me again
>breaks up with Chad

>back at court next day
>defense attorney is a bitch
>friend fucking attacks
>looks bad on us
>ohshit.wav

>next day
>have a trump card
>win trial
>assholes banned from taking our shit ever again

>nothing to do with shit anymore
>abundance
>out of job
>out of resources
>except one
>steal it
>use it to pollinate the world's flowers again
>can make honey once again
>befriend humans who stole our honey
>mfw i'm a bee
>mfw there's a movie made about me
>bee movie

>half black half asian

>bee me

>reveal the White Walker origin two seasons before the show ends
>reveal the way to defeat the army of the dead a season before the show ends

Have these people ever read a story in their lives?

Honestly even with the dragonglass they're still at a huge disadvantage. They're vastly outnumbered and literally every death on the side of the living adds to the opponent's strength. Plus, they've got a dragon.

But to answer your question, no, DnD can't write, obviously.