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sophie

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any JFs in

glad this was first. hate pepe editions.

genuinely starting to dislike russians

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hope not

moving to Rackwick Bay

*undulates*

/brit/ is pretty slow today

glad this was first. love pepe editions

GIVE ME MEANING

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Lads I took 1mg of Xanax 3 days ago and I've literally had zero social anxiety since then

It's like I've been in a cage my entire life and its suddenly open

How long does this miracle last?

All doing basic training for the invasion of Russia

Africa almost doesn't seem like a real place anymore. There's countries run and advised by actual schizophrenics, people eating cow shit straight out of cows' assholes, sacrificing and eating children, running slave mines, having B.C.-esque warlord battles for dirt forts in the middle of the desert, living in scrap heaps, etc. etc. yet none of these essential infrastructural or cultural problems are ever addressed. The only reason Liberia isn't a world superpower is because we haven't sent enough legos and laptops to the tarp hut school where the teacher has a 2nd grade education. We want to dress them up in fancy suits and have them parade around their inarable village where they donate a clitoris and dried cow fetus to their shaman so he can curse the neighboring tribe while wearing Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and $10,000 suits. We don't need to teach them how to farm their land or build proper houses or not eat children, we just need to teach them tech support so Africa can be a giant call center/human toilet where they can help a 68 year old woman in Utah set up her printer in between setting a witch on fire and getting their AK oiled up for when the neighboring warlord tries to raid their village again
refute this /brit/

your meaning is what you determine it to be, joe

just do xanax and mdma

what did your buddies on reddit think?

actual redditor

wish extra flags was back so i could see my flags

brown hands
these posts

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degenerate hands
this post

reading about scientology
weird it has gotten so much academic spotlight

reddit hands
this post

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cummy hands
this post

post fucking machines

why

never done xanax, but i did quit smoking weed because it made me nervy as hell. Anxiety levels at a normie level now

reading about judaism
weird it has gotten so much academic spotlight

what's the lowest iq field of engineering

sunday
no post

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civil

Put a Sargon video up on the projector during my philosophy lecture, naturally the small-brained cretin students told me to turn it off, probably lack the brainpower to truly appreciate the musings of the modern day plato

Typical.

listen up yall
cause this is it
the beat that I'm banging is
the next shit

see

watched a porn where a girl was tied up and others tickled her, was pretty good desu

DEVILISHNESS, DEFINITION
MAKE THE JANNY GO LOCO

willy is positively turgescent

unironically got a ban once for calling janny a nigger

brown hands
this ban

gymbros are more likely to be right-wing assholes and here's why it's a big deal

*listens to a bit of the the ol' mac demarco*

for you

rub my tummy

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prefer right-wingers and actual academics over Sargon
prefer Sargon over antifa and SJWs

*wanks you off*

jewboy

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pfm

but actual academics are social justice warriors and anti-fascists

bœuf bourguignon or filet de dorade aux agrumes en papillote

Hmm

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Hate this country

Wish Russia would just nuke us

This maybe the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This maybe the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer

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boeuf borguignon clearly

haha alri tim been a long tim(e)

alri Tim, thought you wanted to go to America not Australia ahah

yeah made the decision as i was typing it

make me
stupid greek cunt

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good meme

Need a decent opener for the ol' tinder match lads

Not sure what you're on about mate

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hello nigger

timothyjamesbyrne.....inmyrentedflatinhighwycombe...13thmarchtwentyeighteen........swipedown.....mooseyshot

depressed

I'm pretty sure I know you in person

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Ah yes that tim

want these jeans

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EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

fallen in love with a tarquinette

John cena Vs undertaker at wrestlemania lads

Incredibly unlikely but go ahead

*walks around the thread handing out vouchers for a good hard fucking, courtesy of me*

nassim taleb is a fraud

sign me up

Bit racist

Bit long

Was thinking more along the lines of hey cutie ;) or some other white.

hey la x

terrible

Been on 3 dates this year off tinder with different birds, each time I think we have a nice time then we just never contact each other again, or if I text them I just get short answers and it’s clear they don’t want to talk to me and it fizzles out

What am I doing wrong? Just want a gf is that too much to ask?

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sucking a nigger

Men want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

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post fucking machines

probably an ugly autist

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imagine having tim around a Christmas

what are the conversations like?

aim for light hearted and funny rather than deep and romantic desu

because they have a list of chads hitting them up who are infinitely more interesting, taller and better looking than you

I'm genuinely interesting and a mix of a normie and an autist and I have good looks so naturally most girls fall in love with me, I'm like the male lead from one of their rom-coms

Corbyn will rise.

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no you're not
be quiet

alri Joanna, you got a body like a goanna
joanna get a coffee?

Oh god help me lads

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poo

>*walks around the thread handing out vouchers for a good hard fucking, courtesy of me*

>fallen in love with a tarquinette
>bœuf bourguignon or filet de dorade aux agrumes en papillote
>DEVILISHNESS, DEFINITION
>MAKE THE JANNY GO LOCO

>willy is positively turgescent

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alri I was exaggerating a little but I'm still very good with women