Be Russian

>Be Russian
>Escape the Commie shithole that is Russia
>Be "totally not" the KGB
>Yeah nah comrade
>Assassinate that fucker with military grade neurotoxin because cyкa блять
>Дo cвидáния

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Dab

Did the translations work properly comrade?

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Based Aussie Ruskie slayer, been enjoying your posts for a while

Yeah no worries m8, muh dubs don't lie

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>>Assassinate that fucker with military grade neurotoxin because bitch fuck
>showing stresses
other than that it is pretty good 5/7

must make you proud to have such great diplomatic relations throughout the world

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Don't recognise any of those cunts except mugabe, and he got rekt, so lul

Nothing wrong with that

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Its dangerous to go so small, take this

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lots of pics of Putin with these tin-pot dictator types, their "friend group" is sorta sad

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>7kb
>235kb

Is Russian internet Australia-tier?

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Now that I think about it, the middle guy looks like a slavic Andres Brevic

The guy on the right looks like that guy that shot Trayvon Martin

not really
it's extremely cheap and works just fine

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>virgin Trump constantly buttmad at everybody, including his allies. Throws hissy fits and wont take pictures or visit.
>Chad Putin has every single world leader ever try to be his friend

oh look a new friend

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Trump is Putin's sub

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Why are you living in Switzerland mate? Is it because in real life Russia is a grim shithole?

T-I-G-E-R-S

Classic Finland with the Russkie bantz

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Sammy "Slav Slayin'" Strewther

>Chad Putin has every single world leader ever try to be his friend
Probably because Putin has an itchier nuclear trigger finger

Fuggen noice m8

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Heh, still wonder if the russians actually did it tho

cyka blyat

Siesta man knows whats good

bump

dump

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>tfw Russian neurotoxin

>spy getting whacked
that's merely an occupational hazard. who cares?
he was a like a mobster that thought he could retire.