>Be Russian
>Escape the Commie shithole that is Russia
>Be "totally not" the KGB
>Yeah nah comrade
>Assassinate that fucker with military grade neurotoxin because cyкa блять
>Дo cвидáния
Be Russian
Dab
Did the translations work properly comrade?
Based Aussie Ruskie slayer, been enjoying your posts for a while
Yeah no worries m8, muh dubs don't lie
>>Assassinate that fucker with military grade neurotoxin because bitch fuck
>showing stresses
other than that it is pretty good 5/7
must make you proud to have such great diplomatic relations throughout the world
Don't recognise any of those cunts except mugabe, and he got rekt, so lul
Nothing wrong with that
Its dangerous to go so small, take this
lots of pics of Putin with these tin-pot dictator types, their "friend group" is sorta sad
>7kb
>235kb
Is Russian internet Australia-tier?
Now that I think about it, the middle guy looks like a slavic Andres Brevic
The guy on the right looks like that guy that shot Trayvon Martin
not really
it's extremely cheap and works just fine
>virgin Trump constantly buttmad at everybody, including his allies. Throws hissy fits and wont take pictures or visit.
>Chad Putin has every single world leader ever try to be his friend
oh look a new friend
Trump is Putin's sub
Why are you living in Switzerland mate? Is it because in real life Russia is a grim shithole?
T-I-G-E-R-S
Classic Finland with the Russkie bantz
Sammy "Slav Slayin'" Strewther
>Chad Putin has every single world leader ever try to be his friend
Probably because Putin has an itchier nuclear trigger finger
Fuggen noice m8
Heh, still wonder if the russians actually did it tho
cyka blyat
Siesta man knows whats good
bump
dump
>tfw Russian neurotoxin
>spy getting whacked
that's merely an occupational hazard. who cares?
he was a like a mobster that thought he could retire.