/got/ - Game of Thrones General - Gin Alley Edition

Do you know how much they paid me to kill a man in King's Landing?

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1st for I love Cersei

Why is no one leaking?

dany

>early
fuck off, mong who puts edition in the title

is that Ben Mendelhendelgrendelsons lackey from TDKR?

Sansa, the rape its beatiful!

>Ironbank bows to Bobby
>In contact with NK
>Possesses warg-like abilities
>Controls westeros with an iron but fair fist
>Owns boars & whores globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities beyond the wall (Bobbygrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of wildfire research facilities on Earth
>First designer whores will in all likelihood be boar babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such levels have only existed deep in Asshai & Oldtown
>Ancient cave carvings tell of the one who will descend upon westeros and will bring an era of whores and unprecedented boars
>They own breastplate R&D labs around the world
>You likely have wine inside you right now
>Bobby is in regular communication with the targaryan whore and lancel, forwarding the word of God to the seven.
>learned fluent high valyrian in under a week
>7 kingdoms entrust their gold reserves with him. There’s no gold in Casterlyrock, only boars
>Bobby is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the age of heros to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plan yet.

because the king is too fat for his armor

go fetch the breastplate stretcher, NOW

>that coldplay GoT special

where has this been all my life

>You're not supposed to be in here

THREE TIMES A NIGHT TO PISS IN A DAMN BUCKET

that's not cersei

>what are we gonna do on the bed, petyr onii-san?

pomf = 3

86803167
neither are you cunt
why are you giving me a (you)

Reminder that all Bobbyposters are r/freefolk Redditors. DO NOT GIVE THEM (YOU)S
They spam Bobby memes to divert the conversation away from acknowledging how shitty E6 was

GOD TIER:
Night's King


CHAD TIER:
Robert "the Hammer" Baratheon
Euron Greyjoy
the Bronn of Blackwater
Viserys Targaryen
Jamie the Lannister


JOBBER TIER:
Sandor "the Hound that rides" Clegane
Arthur "Twin Swords of the Morning" Dayne
Beric Dondarrion
the Ross of Myr
Ser Davos "the Onion Knight" Seaworthy
Theon "Reek" Greyjoy
Barristan Selmy


cuck TIER:
Tyrion the Lannister
Varys "the Spider" Targaryen
Jon "Jaehaerys Targaryen" "Snow" "Stark" Sand-Baratheon

is /got/ dead

I want to be dead

I wish.

Sup Forums is

Your Grace ?

incoherent garbage tier thread

It stinks like death.

;_; that ones not funny

Yes and bobbyposters murdered it

goddamn off-season was legitimately 10x better than this shit
can't wait for this season to end

>Do you know how much they paid me to kill a man in King's Landing?
i miss the old got

well Brandon was right

Reminder that she's been a fucktoy for the Lannister army since the night of her wedding and the Riverlands is probably going to go to the Lannister bastard she bore and claimed was Edmure's

Play with her ass!

fuck you she's pure
and very fertile

She's not even that attractive, looks like a fucking alien with that giant forehead. She looks weak of constitution

So besides Jon fucking Danny & the wall blowing up, what's going to happen in the finale? Cleganebowl?

>Lannister bastard she bore
GODS SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS SHE BOAR

Arse not ass you Amerifag

remember when frogfu killed a white walker
surely she's still got a part to play in the story
surely she won't just vanish now that bran has a wheelchair
:(

who

Stark kids team up to bully littlefinger.

Don't look away lancel, the boar will know if you do.

Finale got leaked, check the torrent sites

Do you think Georgie will have Book's High Sparrows inevitable death have some consequences for Cersei?

Kings Landing should be in open revolt after she firebombed a cathedral with smallfolk, nobles and the High Septon that smallfolk loved.

she's on the boat, m8

Can you spoonfeed me and show me the scene again?

I feel like he's not going to finish the books my friend.

How many obese 70 year olds do you see?

Her and Old Man Howland are going to wipe out the Dothraki when they try to pass The Neck, lad, don't worry.

Edmure is just waiting for the right time to strike

not sure if she'll end up blowing everything up, that might've been a merge with the tower of the hand thing for an ebin season finale

>he dies
>the only ending is DnD's creation
>that's all anyone will ever remember

>implying he hasn't already

God what a pathetic sack of shit, he is not dedicated to his work at all. He should make use of his remaining time to complete his life's work before he becomes totally irrelevant and loses his legacy.

I'm already resigned to this fate tbqh.

i dont remember two of three things in this picure

...

that's because you're the primary target audience of the show.

youtube.com/watch?v=gBJxNWjj7uE

35 year old males?

What's gonna happen in the last season?

Dany and the crew vs whitewalkers while cersei is being sneaky? It sounds boring tbqh.

people who forget about important plot points from previous seasons

>robert baratheon uses your whore mother as a cum dumpster
>wield a hammer as a tribute to him

why is gendry such a cuck?

>a wolf
>edmure
>sweet boy

>important plot points

>The Hound got Thoros killed because he was standing there like a retard while Thoros tried to rescue him
>continue standing there like a stupid cunt while Thoros is getting bitten

What the FUCK was his problem?

Why was Ned on a last name basis? Everyone else went by Lord Tywin, King Joffrey, King Stannis, etc. But both Ned and Roose are on a second name basis, Lord Stark, Lord Bolton. What gives?

the wolf not really, but the other two, yes

The show ended when Stannis died. You were supposed to stop watching. You have only yourself to blame.

Cersei's baby will miscarry into a blood pool.

Its not like we'll time skip far enough for it to be born and Cersei definitely won't keep her throne. It'll be the final straw that breaks her sanity.

>Arthur "Twin Swords of the Morning" Dayne

He's rich though, rich can add ten years easily, even if he's a fatty boom-boom.

how can gendry be a cuck for his own mother
are you implying something

Is there any chance GRRM keeps him alive? It really shows now how much the show is lacking good characters.

are you?

He says ass in this:

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stannis won't survive winds if it comes out, but he's definitely not going to die like a bitch to brienne

Jon and Dany have the most cliche stories, why did they have to be the 2 main characters?

arthur dayne was a chad

then why did he fucking job so hard against howland reed

Well, he won't sit on the throne but he will have most of Jon's storyline which was originally going to be Stannis' but DnD have a hard-on for certain actors, like Kit, Emilia and Lena. Show Cersei and Euron for example are both getting what will be the book Aegon storyline.

Nah Kings Landing will have Young Griffs invasion to give Cersei something to worry about so Stannis can get killed off.

Cersei doesn't have a major role in the books as she does in the show. She's more likely to die than Stannis. They gave her and Euron the Aegon storyline because DnD have a hard-on for Lena.

no one's supposed to be here

Because being a badman doesn't give you stab proof neck vertebra.

Also there is no way he is burning Shireen

what was this guy's end game?

ONE ABOVE ALL TIER:
Arya stark


GOD TIER:
Night's King
Tyrion Lannister
Sandor "the Hound that rides" Clegane

CHAD TIER:
Robert "the Hammer" Baratheon
the Bronn of Blackwater
Jamie the Lannister
Arthur "Twin Swords of the Morning" Dayne
Ser Davos "the Onion Knight" Seaworthy.
JOBBER TIER:
Beric Dondarrion
the Ross of Myr
Theon "Reek" Greyjoy
Barristan Selmy


cuck TIER:
Euron, viserys, Oberon, mountain and other irrelevant cunts

>bobbyposters gone to bed

raping bran

They have to explain Edmure at least next season. With the Freys dead, he can take back Riverrun. His wife is a Frey and must be alive and perhaps pregnant. But that'd be too much story when next season will be even shorter and dealing with closing main plots. So yeah, abandoned.

Been a while since I read them but didn't it look like it was heading that way?

just don't mention it
ignore it completely

jobber cuck reed snuck behind dayne liek a bitch

ONE ABOVE ALL TIER:
Arya stark


GOD TIER:
Night's King
Tyrion Lannister
Sandor "the Hound that rides" Clegane

CHAD TIER:*
Robert "the Hammer" Baratheon
the Bronn of Blackwater
Jamie the Lannister
Arthur "Twin Swords of the Morning" Dayne
Ser Davos "the Onion Knight" Seaworthy.
Jon Targeryan


JOBBER TIER:
Beric Dondarrion
the Ross of Myr
Theon "Reek" Greyjoy
Barristan Selmy


cuck TIER:
Euron, viserys, Oberon, mountain and other irrelevant cunts

>But that'd be too much story when next season will be even shorter and dealing with closing main plots. So yeah, abandoned.

Why are HBO doing this?

CARRREEFULLL NED
CAREFUL

"It may be that we shall lose this battle," the king said grimly. "In Braavos you may hear that I am dead. It may even be true. You shall find my sellswords nonetheless."
The knight hesitated. "Your Grace, if you are dead — "
" — you will avenge my death, and seat my daughter on the Iron Throne. Or die in the attempt."

"Half my army is made up of unbelievers. I will have no burnings. Pray harder."

GO RUN BACK TO REEDDIIT! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!

Is this bait?

>Robin Arryn and Edmure Tully are important plotpoints but the warg storyline with Jon and Ghost isn't
Give me one good reason why they matter

Because they know you'll watch it anyway and they make money.
They're too busy writing up spin offs and prequels to milk this cow until it runs dry and then throw it aside. Welcome to capitalism.

>im fucking blyign it was anything other than bullshit

>GOD TIER
>Tyrion Lannister

>CHAD TIER
>Davos Seaworth

>cuck TIER
>Euron Greyjoy
>Viserys Targaryen


you have shit taste